Saturday, August 25, 2007

3rd Installment; "Toadster Has Gas or Where's Scruffy?

Hello from Lacie!

Continuing the somewhat new tradition of putting adorable puppy pix of my brother, Scruffy, here is one of Mumsie's particular favorites. I love the paw crossing.

I think I'm in BIG TROUBLE. Scruffy is still missing. At first it was soothing, NOT to be in his constant wiry presence. Then it became a little irritating NOT having him in my face all the time. Now it's downright aggravating not to have the big Lout loudly chomping on his rawhide and stinking the place up.

I went out last night to search for my friend Toadie to see what she might know. I didn't find her, but I did find her husband Toadster. You can tell he's a boy...much bigger, more colorful, and he pees on fire hydrants. He also displayed horrible toad gas and constant belching of tri- colored wiry fur. Check this out:

Look at the size if this guy's butt!! He has all of these warty kinda lesions on his skin. Frankly, I don't know how my friend Toadie kisses him. Yick!

I asked him if he had seen Scruffy, but he merely shrugged and eructated another blast of fetid smelling toad burp, accompanied by a "mat" of wiry fur. Hmm...Scruffy has been known to resist being groomed. But, that will be another post.

I've taken your advice and started following him around with a large 13 gallon kitchen size poop bag. Hopefully, everything will come out OK in the end.

We've been tagged to speak of our favorite foods. I fear this will have to wait a post or two to see if I can extract Scruffy from the irritable bowels of Toadster.

THIS IS SO NOT MY FAULT. I didn't ask him to eat him, it was merely only a passing suggestion. I'll tell you suggestions are not all that are "passing'" in our driveway. Peeeuuuuu!

Not wishing to end on a disgusting note of gastrointestinal explorations, I will close with the cutest view of a Fox Terrier's respiratory system, that you have ever seen. No, it's not wee Scruffy, but his litter mates...his sister and brother. Stay tuned!!!!! Lacie


Blue said...

The saga goes on.... love it!
I think there a book in this story waiting to be written...


Agatha and Archie said...

Uh oh,We are starting to get just a wee bit nervous.....Is there anything we can do to help????Love A+A

Koobuss said...

Oh Lacy,

Do you really think that Toadster ate Scruffy? My, my. Maybe he is just hiding somewhere. Keep us posted. This is getting serious.

I love the picture of the two of you at the top of your blog. And Scruffy was an adorable little puppy. Bet you were a real cutie, too. Let's see some baby pictures of you, Lacy.

Lots of Koobuss Kisses,

Asta said...

Oh Lacie..I feaw for my honey Scwuffy..should i come help to look fow him??can't you squeeze the toadster and make him give Scwuffy up??this is so scawy!
After seeing his puppy pix,I'm convinced we're welatives, have you seen mine on my older posts???we're like twins.
I think you should put your sunbathing and stweaking you bootiful hair on hold 'till you find ScwuffyOK?
smoochie kisses

Bogart said...

Ohmygosh, you guys are ADORABLE!!! Thanks for visiting my blog, I'm gonna put up a link to yours on both of mine so I always remember to visit you!

Big Aire Kisses

Joe Stains said...

holy cow Mom cannot stand TOADS :(

Jackson said...

Hey Lacie, I'd hate to be there when Toadster "releases" Scruffy! I think you might be in BIG trouble. J x

PS Just LOVE that last photo!

Asta said...

Hi Lacie,
I think your colow awe gowgeous as is,but lemon juice should wowk with the sun if you want highlights, just don't get heat stwoke OK?
my pee mail addwess is
oooh what did youw mommi bwing??? we should get dwessed and go fow a giwls night out, hehehe
smoochie kisses
you just HAVE to find Scruffy,I'm getting scawed

Stanley said...


Be sure to take photos of Scruffy when he emerges from Toadster. Those should be real fun.

Goober love & concern,

Agatha and Archie said...

Hey guys You are tagged again! Go look!! LoveA+A

fee said...

what a weird boy toad! he has child-bearing hips if you ask me and i'm certain he swallowed scruffy whole! and scruffy must be walking along a dark smelly sewer somewhere inside his stomach and wondering how to get to the exit. poor scruffy, i hope he comes back soon. i miss him already!