Gilbert Has A Flat and Tanner's DOT......

Fiona here....look at all that laundry that needs to be folded!!!....Mumsie's lazy.

I'm tryin' to get Gilbert down the stairs to try on his tux; the wedding is just 'round the corner...he's like a mule....I'll just give his pullcord a little tuggie....

Come on, Gilbert...can't you go any faster...do your wheels need to be oiled or somethin'??

Ah, Gilbert...um...be careful!!! G I L B E R T!!!!!!!!!

This is soooo not my fault.......

Dearie me....maybe he blew a tire or something.....

THUD!!!!!

You still breathin' Gilbert??? Maybe I should call AAA for a tow.

Get up and get this tux on...I'm sure you're fine...it was only one flight ya fell down....

Well...he looks a bit befuddled..I think Gilbert bought this hat in the forties...maybe it's time for a replacement?? I'm thinkin' I'd rather be in another color....but I like the style....we'll do this again later.

Yes, Gilbert, Myrna still loves you....go and rest up a bit, dear. I'm turnin' the bloggie over to Lacie for an exciting development.........

Hi Everybody!!! Hey...Um...you know Tanner?? And his DOT? And how it fell off and he sent it to Dr. Snitchenstein to clone??? And how Clacie, my twinny clone was SUPPOSED TO TOSS IT OUT THE WINDOW OF BUTCHY'S PLANE ON THE WAY HERE????

Well, she didn't. She brought it here and has been feedin' it Miracle Grow and sourdough starter....and LOOKIE what we have growin' in our kitchen......

Clacie checks on it every day....and adds a couple tablespoons of sugar....

Dunno...this house gets weirder and weirder......'NUFF SAID!

Laciegirlie

Happiest Easter, Happy Spring!!!

Lacie here....we terriers want to wish you all a Happy Easter to everyone! I'm pretty sure we saw the Easter Bunny (s) makin' his rounds...... Hmm.....

Well?

Dunno....don't think it's Tanner and Joey...but there sure are a lot of BT's that have really big ears???!!!!!!!!

We love you all!!! And Happy Spring!

Scruffy, Lacie and Babystan!!!!

Clone Lacie Arrives!!!!!!!!!

Scruff here...we were out in the driveway today when I alerted Lac and Stan bout a package that the post lady had dumped in the street...probably cuz we were outside and she's skeered of Stanny....(as if that big Dale would do anything 'sides lick her to death.....)

Oh my dog...what do we have here? The rumors are true...Dr. Snitchybug created a

CLONE OF LACIE....!!!!!

And she's diggin' her way outta the boxie!!!

Oh Stan....life as we know it is about to change....two of them...two Lacies....

Clone Lacie is now....CLACIE!!!!!

As for the rumor she was created outta the FAT cells Lacie generously provided when she had lipo on her BUTT...well, I'm sure I know nuthin' bout that...well, actually I know a lot about it, but Lacie said if I blabbed a word, she'd eat me for lunch....Nuff Said as she would say.....

Oops...my paw hit the wrong button.....didn't mean to show that again.....

AH MAN....Lookie...here's Clacie in Lacie's lifeguardin' chair...wearin' an identical leash....

SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER!!!!!!!!

Makin' herself right at home.....

UH OH....some little Lakeland wasn't too happy bout havin' to SHARE THE CHAIR...

Doesn't Stanny look miserable...he hates conflict.

Look at this card from Clacie to Lacie......

Lacie meetin' Clacie......JUMP!

JUMP!!! Higher, Girl....put some muscle into it!

Higher, Lac....get that big butt up in the air!!!!!!

Atta girlie...better form...Legs tucked for more of an air streamed appearance....Wonder why Lacie seems so anxious to talk to Clacie....

Might we have an issue???

Actually, pardon the rhyme...but look what fell outta the tissue that held Clacie's tooth brush and paste.......

OH DAWG....Lacie was plannin' on usin' Clacie to help her with her totally packed dating schedule...you know...Clacie could fill in so Lac could be out with more than one dog/cat etc. at a time....

BUT....

It looks like Clacie may have her OWN DATING SCHEDULE...

AND IT LOOKS LIKE HER BOOK IS FILLED WITH DATES WITH LACIE'S BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Well, what the heck does Lac expect....she is a CLONE, ya know....she's gonna be even more Lacie-like than Lacie herself....

That's a scary thought, huh???!!! Stan and I have noticed that Clacie's butt is a tad smaller than the original....hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

HELP!

Scruffy and Stanny

Pee ess....she is one adorable pup...thanks to Dr. Snitchybug for doin' such a totally FABBERS JOB!!!!!!!!

Mumsie's Nuts and Seein' Squirrels by Stan!

Ok then...Stanley here...have ya ever seen ANYTHING SO PATHETIC?? Mumsie found this guy/girlie at that ebay kennel over the pond in the UK. Looks like this wheelie found the wrong side of a bar-room brawl?! He's being life flighted AS WE SPEAK to Dr. Snitchybug. Dunno if he's gonna make it...but Mumsie couldn't just leave him there....ya shoulda seen the ad...."Can you help?" it said. She, being a total wimp, sent for him immediately. I'm sure Dr. Snitchy will be updatin' us....

Hmm....I'm think I smell somethin'.....

OMD....it's squirrel chasin' time!!!! WAHOO!

That feisty squirrel teasin' me...just beyond my nosie.

Oh man...did ya see him jump???????

Sheeshch....he's like a bird!

Look at my jete....I'm better at this ballet stuff than Mango....leaps...twirls....

HAHA!!!!! GOT HIM!

OH NO.......LACIE...GIVE ME BACK MY SQUIRREL....NO...you can't have him for one of your furs....

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Scruffy...NO!!!! He's mine...I caught him!!!

Three Way Squirrel Terrier Tuggie.......

Sheeshch....they got him....look at Lacie and Scruff...won't even acknowledge each other....

Honestly...all that work...I heard Lacie might be wearin' that squirrel to the wedding....is it appropriate to wear furs at a morning wedding??? Better consult my Dale fashion guide.....

That said, it brings us to the tail end of this post!

Barks,

Stanley

Becuz I Fetch...by Scruffy!

Scruffman here...So I've been thinkin'...ya see, I read this post on Lenny's blog...he was wantin' to know if other WFT's or any other doggie fetched? Well...I read the comments on his postie...and....Scruffy blushes furiously...I FETCH...

And I might be the only Wiry Foxy who does...endlessly...wonder why? Axel sez that terriers are above it...another dog sez we're only supposed to drive the foxes out...not bring 'em back, for Pete's sake....I dunno. (Petey fetches..that's for sure!!) It seemed, on Lenny's blog that most of the other male two-leggeds were all ABOUT THE FETCH.

Oh, trust me...it has its advantages. Ya see, I have some well "habits" that Mumsie isn't too fond of...the poop consumption for one...my endless number of full weak bladders is two, my breath three, although that may be related to point one...and then there is the fact I really have no problem usin' my large choppers on her hands if she's irritating me...you know...by cuttin' my stoopid nails, cleanin' the poop off my teeth, wipin' my paws etc etc....um etc etc etc actually.

But...Daddy loves me. So does Bruvver. (Mumsie does too...but it's different...) CAUSE I FETCH. I fetch like it's my job. It is.....Look.....

I just heard Daddy ask me where the frisbee is....see my ears and alert expression????? That "keen" expression the stoopid show judges talk 'bout with terriers???? This is it!

The Black and Tan Club gets into viewin' position to watch me play frisbee....

Oops...looks like Stan whispered somethin' unflatterin' to Lacie...not such a flatterin' pic of her, huh? BUTT anyway....

OH MAN!!

Hurry, Daddy...THROW IT!!!

Quick game of tuggie?????? Nice toofers there on the Scruffman, huh?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Trackin'...trackin.......

SNAP!!!!!

Get a better grip....



Zoom down the hill!!!!!!





Somedays stoopid Lacie chases me bitin' my butt as I track the frisbee...then she either bites my shoulder fur the whole way back with it or she grabs the other half of the frisbee and "helps" me carry it back. It's infuriating....

Oh man...I need a drink...and a rest..ok...done...can we play again??????

So...bottom line here...some of my less desirable behaviors are ignored...

Because I fetch...it's a guy thing!!!....

Scruffman

Not Such A Walk in the Park!

Lacie here...our camera is chargin'...so we'll hafta make do with some older pix...but I still look like this so I guess it's ok....First of all...rumors have been flyin' bout my CLONE who is well um being created at Butchy and Snicker's place by Dr. Snitchenstein....yeppers...I've been callin' her "Clacie"...Clone Lacie was too much of a mouthful.....we'll post some pics of her soon...I'm thinkin' you're goin' to be seein' a fair amount of her....just think...ANOTHER ME....tra la la la la la ala la alllaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Mumsie took us to the park yesterday. And there was sorta an incident. Well...first of all we followed a Dale in there...I could tell cuz she had her hooge cranium stuck 'bout 10 feet out the car window. As we got there, another Dale was leavin'....what was this..."Dale Day" at Northpark????? Of course, Mumsie HAS TO run up to the other car with the girlie Dale who unstuck her head by this time and was jumpin' out....she gives her scritchies and smootchie kissies...and brings her over to our car. She got me out first, before the boyz...heh heh heh.

Well...I dunno what happened. She whispered somethin' to me 'bout the size of my BUTT being bigger than Kansas...and everything sorta went red or black or somethin' after that. I um flew in her face snarlin' and snappin'....you know....like I usually do when I wanna make a point. Well...she took offense to my point....and flew back and before Mumsie could say "Lacie is such a sweet girlie..." we had a full blown beeotch fight on our paws. Stanny was tryin' to jump through the glass window in the back of the car...Scruff looked like he was gonna pee himself in the front seat.

This isn't the girlie, but a close approximation. She was GIGANTIC....and obviously hadn't been to the gym recently, and was still covered with her winter fluff. Figured she outweighed me by about 60 lbs....yes, yes, we were on leashes which were nicely tangled.....

They got us apart and I yapped and yapped and SHRIEKED!!!!!!! I have no idea why Mumie was so mortified. She actually asked if Hooge Dale was ok....and we care why????

Anyway, now she's threatenin' to put a head halter on me and use that clicker thing for aggressive shriekin' dogs to train me that other dogs are fun and food is fun and I SHOULD IGNORE THEM IF THEY INSULT MY BUTT.

Right. 'Sides...you shoulda seen the size of HER derriere.....HA! 'Nuff Said!!!!!

Laciegirlie