UGGS AND BLABradors!!!!!

OMD!!!!!! It was close, Everybody! Lookie at this comment that was on our blog......

"Listen, Dexter here. Let me tell you something, I am not allowed to have ANY tennis balls AT ALL because Relentlessly Huge might swallow one, and I'm a labraguy, know what I mean? So tennis balls are like, well, everything, and man what I wouldn't do for a tennis ball and when I saw all those cans and then I got a little crazy and I can hardly type but I want to say that maybe Mango was at your place last week, but I'm not sure cause there aren't any photos with him in them, but he was talking about going to Lacie's place and doing some poke her which sounds kind of like an HBO thing, so I'm not sure, and, can I have the tennis balls now, please???

Dexter"

Yep....Dexter loves tennis balls SO MUCH he almost fell into Mean Mumsie's trap of bribes she set....Thank dog I was able to knock her chair over before she read it and called Mango on my cell and had him BANDAID Peewee's BIG BLABRAMOUTH!!!!! Poor guy...he wants a tennis ball...he's still a pup...I can't blame him for fallin' into Mumsie 's trappie.

Oh my....that was just too close for comfort! Besides, don't they make hoooge tennis balls that the Relentlessly Huge could play with????
Lookie what we awakened to this morning!!! SNOW!

AND for some reason it gave me this irresistible urge to BITE SCRUFFY. I chased that dumb wiry fox all over our yardie and whenever he stopped runnin', I bit him. He ran for ten solid minutes with me chasin' him. Those little nippers sure motivated him! Stan looked sorta bored with all the running. His fur's a little LONG right now. He loved the snow. He flopped right down in it and cooled his tummy off! Pure Dale bliss!

Now...with all this cold and road salt, it dries my paws out and weakens my nails...

My sweet Best Friend Asta gave me a recipe for mooshed up avocados as a footie moisturizer
And she sent me these fabulous UGGS for my paws....they feel like a dream to walk in!!!! Trust ASTA to have the latest in girlie foot fashion!

Keep warm everybody...cept for my Sweet Noah and his sissies...can't believe it's summer there!!!!!

Laciegirl

BRIBES, ANYONE?

Mumsie here...

The above is a pic of the "Community Service" my Terriers were allegedly performing last week while we were away...Frankly, I think even I could have photoshopped it better...look at Stan's head...it looks completely fakers. And that color of lipstick Lacie has on...I KNOW that was taken this summer...she NEVER uses that shade past Labor Day. As for Saving Rats? Come on...I was not born yesterday. (Three terrier heads nod and giggle in the background and whisper, "that's for sure!")

That, along with some other evidence has aroused my suspicions of WHAT THEY WERE DOING LAST WEEK.

Any Dog wanna talk? Nice juicy STEAK?????

Tuna fillets and sunflower seeds are available for other species wishing to tattle....

This looks pretty delectable for you figure-conscious Girls....a Bacon Salad Bowl?

Or for any tennis ball crazed dogs....Petey???? Any comments??

Hmm....Mumsie gets ready to play her best card....DYOS? DUFFY???? Would you pups like a cookie?

SO...WHAT WENT ON? DO TELL!

Deal or no deal? (I suspect that is a very good pun....)

Mumsie

She's BACK!!!

Scruff here...Lacie's busy. (She's claimin' she broke EVERY NAIL with all that cleanin' Asta had us doin...she's gettin' a pedicure...)

OOPSIE!!!!

Mumsie found this on her arrival home. Um...we forgot to empty Opus' BOX....and HE DRANK A LOT OF BEER!!!!!...Mumsie's a little confused, but still thinks we spent the week performing community service. We communed alright, didn't we??? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

The Peeps went to North Carolina to visit our hooman sissy, Cat Woman. Here she is in her 6th grade classroom. She's a first year teacher and is dressed like um Aphrodite...it was Greek Day! (We're pretty sure she doesn't dress like this every day!) Her school in in the town of Davidson, NC, where she went to college.....

Mumsie saw this random sign in hangin' in the Student Union...obviously the students are animal lovers.

Lookie here on campus....this tree is bursting with color!

Davidson is home of the Wildcats...(see the brackets last March for NCAA basketball...Davidson ROCKED....for a school that only has 1600 students...they made it to the Elite Eight last season!)

Here's one of those Wildcats hangin' out on campus! TEETH AND CLAWS...thank dog this guy wasn't at our poker pawty...can you imagine the size of that litter box???

Speakin' of kitties, here's Cordie...one of Cat Woman's cats! She is um....RATHER SUBSTANTIAL!!!!!!!

This is Colby....Cordie's bookend.....another substantial cat!

When the northbound Cordie meets the southbound Colby.....





After this, Mumsie and Daddy headed up to the mountains..........

Check out all these rocks we coulda left peemail on.....

IF WE'D BEEN INVITED TO COME.

More rocks...STEPS. STRAIGHT UP. Mumsie's really more of a lie-on-a beach-sippin'-a-coke kinda girlie.

WTF? (Lacie looks up from her pedicure and glares daggers at Scruffy for his language....)

OH MY....as Lacie would say.....

Now this is an entertainin' sight....'SPLODED PUMPKINS.....who 'sploded the pumpkins? (Scruffy looks around nervously perhaps expectin' Ichabod Crane arrivin' at any second....)

OH. Is that a terrier?


One of those rare black Dales??????

HOLY MOLY!

Is she lookin' for honey?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........

Now this pic reminds me of someone.....(Perplexed, Scruffy scratches his head....the light dawns....)

OH MY DAWGNESS....BOGART! That handsome devil.....

Bogart is lookin' for a GIRLFRIEND.....BTW....he wants someone with journalistic skills to write an ad for him....to help him find his true lady love. It's a CONTEST!

Hmmmmm

How's this?

Handsome Devildale seekin' Airegal for romance with ? LTR in mind! Wants to mambo....

Well...that's sorta blunt....LACIE????? LACIE??? COME AND WRITE AN AD FOR BOGART!!!!!

GO CHECK OUT BOGIE'S BLOG AND HELP THE GUY OUT.....THERE ARE PRIZES!!!!

Hey Bogart....what do you think of this big Gal for ya?????

Always thinkin' of ya Bogie! (Imagine what their pups would look like!!!!!)

SCRUFFY

We're Angels

the little angels waiting for Mumsie

I told Mumsie a tiny , teeny fib...I said we were doing community service and being total angels and the house was fine, and we were behaving perfectly............

but c'mon, a terrier has to have fun..and as everyone showed up anyway(I'm NOT the one who started the poker party..I was out with Opus as you may remember)

Lacie flips her blond locks around, and looks innocent

Well spoiljoy Asta made me send everyone home tonight, and then she laid out her plan,
she claims she's saving our bacon

Scruffy sits up from his snooze "Is there more bacon?"


OK, I admit the house looks great, and all the smoke has been aired out...but I'm NOT HAPPY!

(to see what Asta made us do..go check out her blog)

The Party continooes

Hi evewyone..this is Asta again..I think I'm the only one who can still type, hehehe

We wewe all vewy sad and wanted to stop having fun, because Girl Girl went ovew the bwidge, then Scooter said:

"hay-ok anok. luk guyz. i haf sumfink to say. when that fufu wenteded to the bridge, it wuz girlgirl that toldeded us he wood not want us to be sad! i fink she wood say the same fing NOW! they r hafink a blast in that liddol car. so comeon. let's pardee hardee in hur memoree! ok anok.
DEEL EM BOYZ! an drink tu thoz hammeez!!"

We all decided he was wight, and waised ouw glasses to all ouw deaw fwiends ovew the bwidge..
"Till we meet again"


then I got a call that Petey was hewe wif something.........................

Hi Asta,

Lacie asked me to wrassle up some grub for the Poker Party.
me,............... I've got to get back to my game of BlackLab Jack.

Thanks!

Petey

here is what he brought..Deeelish!!!!! dig in evewyone

and the pawty continooes..we've been joined by Mango, who says he has the best pokew face(we'll see about that), Brandy the gweat and all his family, Jake and Just Harry, and Dewey Dewster bringing his special beew mugs.........Little Dyos came..he wants to leawn how to play, and Amber May came wif some mowe ssnausages....has anyone seen Opus' visow???

just befowe he fell asneep , he mumbled something about having misplaced it.
Sunny is getting a little wowwied that hew Mom will notice that they'we not at home when she gets back fwom theiw Gwama's..........

and it's a holy mess hewe..
But don't wowwy..I have a plan!!!!!!
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

RIP SWEET GirlGirl

All  us doggies, and Opus cat,  here at the poker party, pause and bow our heads in sadness.

Our good friend GirlGirl passed over the Rainbow Bridge.

You will stay in our hearts forever!  Run free little Hamsterbarian.

Lacie,Scruffy and babyStan

MUMSIE WILL HAVE A FIT

Hi Evewyone..Heehehehehehehe..bet you didn't expect me to be hewe, hehehehehehehehehehhe

This is obviously Asta , not Lacie Scwuffy ow babySTAN

hewe's what happened: I came by to see if evewything was OK at theiw house while Mumsie is on vacation.....GULP!!!!

I found total chaos...

Cigaw smoke evewywhewe...lamps bwoken, spilt beew...Mumsie will just die if she sees this.

photo by Asta

clockwise awound the table awe
Maggie in bowlew,Snickers,Butchy undew hew and Gussie covewing his eyes to hew wight. ...Koobuss, Stanley of Gooberstan, a sewious Opus, Swede William,(who would nevew nowmally be caught neaw a cat, but wanted to be wif Teka) Scootew who had to come and show his Texas no hold something, babyStan, Tanner who snuck away fwom home to be wif his Twinnew Scooter, Teka jumping up and down twying to get Sweed Williams attention, Archie wif his back to us, Mitch in his old school tie, and Scruffy laughing his head off at the mess he has caused

I guess Lacie came home fwom hew date wif Opus and found that Scwuffy and Stan had invited evewyone fow an all week pokew pawty
she was weally miffed, especially cause evewyone was making such a big deal out of hew dating a Cat...Opus happens to be intewesting, and fun, and smawt, and a gweat date..
I met him this summew when I was in Italy whewe he lives.


Well, Opus decided to sit in on the game, and cuwwently is beating the pants off evewyone..he's a weal cawd shawk.
By two in the mowning, no one seemed to cawe if he was a cat ow a dog ow an efelant..he was gweat FUN.

I decided to stay too..this should be an intewesting week..I just hope Mumsie doesn't blow hew top when she gets home

smoochie kisses
ASTA