Friday, November 27, 2009

WHAT IS in our WATERBOWL????

OK...Lacie here....Stan is in his SAD DALE mode cuz he always has to get his beardie wiped after a drink. He has levels of drinks....

Level one: A slurp.
Level two: Inserts hoooge Dale head into bowl and drinks half of it.
Level three: Lies down with bowl between front paws and drinks other half of it.

Needless to say he makes a TOTAL MESS....Mumsie has always said she wished he'd drink from a cup...but this?????

Yeppers...it's what ya think it is...an UNMENTIONABLE...and it's surely not mine...I'd never wear anything less than black lace....yeecscschsch....totally ugleeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Ya see the laundry basket beside our bowl? Well, Mumsi was doing some folding and well her UNMENTIONABLE fell right in the our water bowl. Yep. Weird, huh?

I thought about gettin' a drink, but I figured it'd make more sense to just put some laundry soap in there and at least try to whiten her stoopid um well you know.



What can I say?



I thought I could train Stan to drink from the cups, but he said they were um well...not big enuff....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




Scruffy found the whole idea fascinating....he would.






Yeppers...he plucked that UNMENTIONABLE right outta our bowl and took it to his rug and commenced chewing it up...Mumsie grabbed it at that point and they had a nice tuggie of war...nuthin' like elastic to improve a tug game.....I'm figuring the straps are a bit bigger now...stretched out, ya know.....




Yep...this house is odd alright...Blog writes itself.
Kisses....hope ur tummies are full of TURKEY...(OH....I so did NOT appreciate Khyra's KHOMMENT how she was laughin' at just how MANY my thunderous turkey thighs would feed. I have very dainty legs...sheesch.)
Jake's coming over tonight for a pok... er CLASS I'm holding FOR BOYZ ON DATING. Scruffy and Stan are runnin' it, but I wrote the syllabus...don't worry girls...it's all good...next post...
AND please wish Asta's mommie a very HAPPY BURPDAY!!!!
She's twenty today!!!! Cool, huh!!!
Kisses...Laciegirlie





23 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

KhyssKhyss!

Khyra

PeeEssWoo: Woo do live in a bizarre house of nevFUR ending fun!

TwoSpecialWires said...

I was just rummaging through the pockets in the dirty clothes piled on the bathroom floor (looking for loose change and maybe even a green paper or two for the game tonight). Got just a little distracted by some of those unmentionables, myself. A different sort. A different style. Got some good "drop and rolls" in on the tile floor, till I was making too much noise and got caught. Moma stood and watched me for a while, laughing at me and my moans. I felt my privacy had been invaded. And stopped. At least I wasn't doing a pre-wash cycle in Fergi's waterbowl (though I have to admit it'd be great fun, and probly helpful, too.)

Lookin' forward to tonight. I'm planning to learn a lot. Just go easy on me. I'm a sensitive sort, ya know.

Still stuffed, but happy.
Jake (and Fergs)

Noah the Airedale said...

Maties,
Have u ever seen our piccie of the tug-o-war we had with one of those thingies one of the guests left behind at our B&B? They are good for a game of tug.

tailwags
Noah

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Oh my dogness you just cannot imagine the hoo ha your post has caused in our house.

Monty sat and read it and then we had to sit and explain to him about undergarments and that he couldn't do the same with his water bowl.

You have to understand he lived a very sheltered life before we adopted him. It certainly is a big learning curve for him reading your blog.

Enjoy your "class" goes well tonight.

Molly and Taffy

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

LOL you guys crack me up! Can I move in with y'all?

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom just snorted her mandarin orange herb tea out of her nose!
You guys are such a riot!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Little known fact: Sunny has never learned to shut her mouth when she leaves the water bowl! so when she walks away from said water bowl, water just pours out of her mouth! oSheesh.
hayhayhayhay itz mee scooter. ok anok i finkses i needses tu cumz tu that klas abowtz datin. i needz sum moovz or sumfink . i fink. ok anok. kin i cumz?? whut duz u fink lacie??? duz i neederers a klass?? ok anok. i fink shaymus wantz tu tawk. it iz gittin crowdededed arown this plas.jeeeeeeeeezz ok anok godda go.
uh well hi. i iz shaymus an i iz onlee 4 mumfs old. the nice ladee whut sunny says is my mom does says i is kinna oops kinda avansed fur my age. whutefer that duz meen. sumfing to do with tryin to mount sunny alots. i dunno. mom-the nice ladee, says i is way too young fur klasses, but i knows i is a stud muffin alredee. so, whut duz y'all fink. I mean thinks.(learnin to paw werds kin bes confusin beecuz scooter duz writes crazy sunny says but i am onlee 4 mumfs old fur poodle sakes!) Did u see mi killer sexee picshur lacie? Nice ladee mom sez i jus may bee bringin sexy back....
Lets me no, ok??
Mom wants tu no if it is a good time to call ur nice ladee mum tonite. thats all i have to says

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Your household is never boring.
Sally Ann

The OP Pack said...

Ha rooo rooooo - thanks for a great story - you made Mom laugh right out loud.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Gus said...

How nice of mumsie to privide a filter for your water dish. You guys gotta learn to be grateful for small gifts.

gussie

Mango said...

Poor Stan. So dignified and proper in the land of maniacs. Nothing wrong with dunking your head in the water bowl. I think it enhances the experience.

PeeWee would rather die of thirst than drink out of a bowl that my head has been in. Can't imagine why. I am certainly not bothered by all the slobbers and things that have been in my jowls all week stuff that floats about.

Happy weekend.

Slobbers,
Mango

Agatha and Archie said...

hee he ha ha hoo hoo hoo HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH Oh that's a good one...oh really we can't type we are too weak from laughing! Love A+A

Eric said...

Haaaaaaa!!!!! Did you add a drop of lavender to your waterbowl for Mom's final rinse cycle Lacie?

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxx

I'd remembered it was Asta's Mommi's birthday about now. I was just about to wag over and check with you - so thank you!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Can I come over for the class too?? I need help. The only one who has given me a kiss under the mistletoe is my SISTER!!
XX-Hootie

autumnsblogspot said...

BOL! Good 2 know Stan has good taste in ladies undies!

I know how he feels about making messes with water dishes..i'm still learning how to use those darn things myself! Hmph!

Lacy U sure have your paws full with that crazy bunch!! How do you keep your sanity?

All my Lakie Luvin'
Autumn

Butchy and Snickers said...

Wahahahaha! Leave it to Scruffy to play with the thing. Hope he didn't leave any toofer marks in it, hehehe.
Sorry I didn't come to the poker class, but I didn't want to leave Mama. I've been playin' fetch with my nice football you gave me. It sure is fun.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Angel Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Tucker said...

Hey that looks like a lot of fun! If you wander over to my blog you'll see where I get my fresh water. I don't like sharing the bowl with the other residents of this house, so I have my own method of getting it. Thanks for the funny post though, it really made my humomma laugh out loud!

Licks and wags...
Tucker

Joe Stains said...

Your house must be tons of fun guys. BUT on a serious note, this Steeler game tonight has me in a tizzy. I mean, no Ben, no Charlie. We have no idea what might happen, and against those nasty used to be browns now they are dirty birds.

I think I need one of Lacie's smoothies even thinking about it.

Sunshade said...

LacieGurrrrrl, only black lace eh?? (yes, with that sexy Canadian accent of mine)

You really amaze me girl, not only by the comments you leave on my bloggie, but also by the comments you leave on other bloggies. You gurrrrrrl is a natural born flirt, I think I will need to step away from my crown....and hand it over to you! Oh btw, thank you for your compliments on my lovely arms. The treat machine helps, but I often have to lift them high, as high as for them to be on STINKY's back, so I'm sure those help immensely as well. I think due to your petite-ness, you might work your hind end by jumping onto BabyStan's back, otherwise, treat machine is the way to go.

That BabyStan brother of yours has sure grown up *wink wink*. Please do not say or think he looks like STINKY. He does not have the crazy look in his eyes like STINKY often does. He seems to possess the ability to understand way beyond his years - really, ur mumsie told him to drink from a cup, so he tried to drink from a CUP for crying outloud! He also seems to have great sense of humour regarding the size of the cup he was drinking from. That's the kind of humour that is appreciated by everyone, ulike STINKY's humour where only he gets the kick out of.

Scruffman, he's a straight forward, no non-sense, stealer kind of guy taking the cup from right under BabyStan's nose.

Love nibbles,
From the old Queen of Flirts, to the NEW Queen of Flirts

Hollie and Janie said...

Lacie,
That is H-I-larious!!!Stan looks so confused at what was in his waterbowl! Poor 'dale!!
Love,
Janie

Pearl said...

BOL! I just don't even know what to say about this one! Never a dull moment in your house!

Oskar said...

Those are special cups to drink out of!!

Koobuss said...

What was that? I think I've seen something like that around here, but never in my water dish. Scruffy sure knew what to do with it. That's my boy, Scruffy!!

Hehehehe...


Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie