Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Real Dales Wear Tutus and Mumsie's Ouchie.......

Lacie here...Gilbert Wheelie and I are sharin' this post today....lookie what came in the mail!! A foxie with a MOUTH!!! I can't decide if this looks more like Agatha, Jake or Just Harry??? What do you guys think? I do know he/she is barkin' for Snickers and Max and all our other friends who need help...
Look at the width of those JAWS!!!

Gilbert here....I'm just a little early for Wheelie Wednesday...more like Tires on Tuesday or somethin'....I wanted to show ya what a real masculine Dale wears....

Ya see...Babystan got an email from his littermate, Dutch, explainin' his opinions on Stan's Halloweeners costume. I'm here to tell Dutch that REAL DALES wear tutus....and I'm 67 years old. And yes, I've fathered pups...so there. Point made.

See....? Now no fair pickin' on Stanley...you know he hates conflict....(and didn't you pull a hooge chunk of Mumsie's hair when she was up there pickin' Stanley up?????....no, she hasn't forgotten....) So, if ya wanna discuss this further...come and talk to me....Gilbert...
(Gilbert passes out briefly...he hates conflict as much as Stan!!!!)

Lacie here...I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack....don't ya think Gilbert woulda looked better if they'd glued his ears when he was a pup??? Like this?

What do ya think?


Babystan Meeting Asta Somewhere in PA...pic by Asta

Mumsie had some surgery yesterday on her Very Old Finger. She had a nasty cyst on it...courtesy of Mr. Arthur R. Itis....
Asta came to help me nurse her...but for some reason, she's missed all her shifts...she said that she and Babystan were out gathering food for the homeless....I can tell ya when she left her, she wasn't in that demure nursing uniform either...she was in skin tight orange leather pants and purple high heels...

Here's a pic of Mumsie resting on the couch...oh wait, it's a pic of a slug sleeping on a leaf...not much difference, I'm just sayin'.....
Kisses to all!!
We're sending tons of zen to Max, Snickers and any dogs, kitties or hammies who may be in need!!!
Laciegirl and Gilbert Wheelie
Pee ess...we're a little behind on visiting bloggies cuz our secretary's finger hasn't been too efficient typing!!!


Asta said...

Oh Gilbewt my LOVE!!!!
I KNOW thewe is cewtainly no doubt about youw manliness(Mywna giggles demoowly)
Weal men don't have the insecoowity to wowwy about what they weaw.. so thewe!!1 and ummm, accowding to Asta ,who was sposed to be nuwsing Mumsie and is AWOL babyStan seems to be all man too, hehehehe

I just hope Aggie head nuwse doesn't heaw about this..get well auntie Mumsie!! we love you.

That little loud mouf is a doll and cleawly is sending all ouw zen and love to ouw sick fwiends
wheeley smoochies Mywna

Jake of Florida said...

This is for Mumsie's ouchie: trust us, we know that a finger ouchie can be very very painful (our Mom sometimes can't sleep with one) so we are sending lots of wirey kisses to make her feel better.

And a few giggly giggles of our own at real men wearing tutus...

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry (that's not me BTW -- I have much ciuter ears...)

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Hope your secretary feels better soon!

Patience-please said...

We think that WFT has his mouth open in SHOCK for y'all saying that picture of a disgusting sluggo was your sweet hurt mumsie????? What were you thinking?

We know we're sensitive sorts, but.... go give your mumsie eight sweet, gentle kisses from us. (Unless a C.A.T. or a stoooopid squirrellie happens by, then you're off the hook.)

wags from the whippets

Joe Stains said...

oh geez, we are sending healing vibes to that finger, yick! I think the tutu looks good for sure, and that big mouthed wirey dog reminds me of some dog, I just can't think of who...

Mack and Sally Ann said...

You are a very knowledgeable wheelie.
Sally Ann

Gus said...

Sending terrier vibes (which we are becoming quite good at generating) to Mumsie. And we think men in kilts are quite handsome, so tutus are OK too.

teka n gussie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I do hope it won't affekht her ability to shake the bread bag!

I know THE BOYS will be good...

I'm just worried about the 'little' lady of the furamily!

Please take khare of her!


Oskar said...

Real men can pull off any outfit.

I hope your mom person's finger heals quickly!

TwoSpecialWires said...

We're here to say that Real Dales wear (or don't wear) whatever they feel like wearing (or not wearing). That's what makes 'em real.

And that slug on the leaf is NASTY! At first we thought it was a blood sucking leech that helped out with Mumsie's surgery, then we saw that it was a bad joke. Don't forget which hand that's the one that feeds you, meanies! (WE hope Mumsie is healing well and is comfortable doing it wherever it feels best. So there!)

Jake and Fergi xxoo

Koobuss said...

Gilbert is 67 years old? Wow!! Does Myrna know this?
And does she know that he wears tutus?

Sorry to hear about Mumsie's operation. Hope she is feeling better soon. That Arthur R. Itis can be a real pain. My mom knows him well.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

pee ess Hi Scruffy.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We think you look pretty darn handsome in anything you wear, Gilbert - tutu's included!
And we hope that mumsie's finger feels better soon.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Wow! That photo looked just like my DOH on the weekend. "Oh Mango, I am sooooo tired from working. I must rest. I am too exhausted even to ROTE." Humph.

Ear gluing is icky. I say go natural. Nice butt shots.


Pearl said...

Oh Gilbert, there is no doubt about your manhood. And the same goes for sweet babyStan! Loss of dignity? Maybe. But your manhood is intact. :)

I'm sayin' a prayer for Mumsie's finger. Actually, maybe I should just say a prayer for her sanity instead of her finger. She probably hurt it because she spends so much time shaking it at YOU, miss Lacie! Did ya think of that?? Now go put on some squirrel stew for her!!


Moco said...

Real men wear kiltes, so why not tutus. Out best to Mumsie and we will cont. to send healing vibes out to all.

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Bobby said...

TuTu ha ha! fancy calling your mum a slug. no treats for you mate.

Cassie said...

From one old fingered gal to another: Hope the surgery helps! Tell your secretary I hope she gets well soon. Would like to know if she thinks the surgery was worth while too.
x-cassie (BabyRD & Hootie's mom)

Hollie and Janie said...

Tell baby Stan that he 's adorable in his tutu! real 'dales wear tutus, bows, masks, etc....

Agatha and Archie said...

I KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT...I never should have left the nursing job to just two ........ah well.....You won't belive this but PL2 fainted when she saw the slugg..HAR HAR HAR!! Love A+A

Eric said...

Gilbert and Stanley. Yep. Must brighten up your neighbours days in the Burgh seeing you two pas de deuxing? Glueing back your ears Gilbert is a wagging idea , and how's about gettingone pierced at the same time? A nice ruby stud would look doglightful with the pink tutu.

Please bark at the foxie to shut it. Gives us doga bad name. And Lacie sorry I haven't been around lately. Been dogablogging sobbing cos my Toffee sweetie didn't come over the big one......
not even her flat self. Sigh. Then I've been spending days using Mom's GHD's trying to tame my tufty fluffies. Wonder if I should zzzzz in one of them headscarves to flatten it out a bit?

Sending wiry loves and healing licks for Mumsie's ouchie. I'm sure I overheard Agatha prescribe Coke Zero hourly.

Wiry loves and kissies Eric xxx

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh we do hope mumsie's ouchie is better soon.
Now poor Gilbert, we think you had better pack your tutu and get a flight to Scotland!
What are they doing to you over there?
We did like the little ornament - what a huge cavity for a mouth!
We had no idea!
We are sure he is howling for all out poorly pals right now.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

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Mango said...

Bologna farts, hmmmm. That is most curious. Maybe you will need the poop detective.

Do you ever eat brocolli? I get total brocolli farts when I do. Stink-a-roo! But worth it.

Not too keen on my suds, eh little beastie? It is great for coat conditioning you know. Just wait until it gets colder and I have suds-cicles.