Friday, May 15, 2009

Of Mice and Mumsie....!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OMD...HILARIOUS!!! Simply hilarious!!!
Lacie here...so this mornin' Mumsie staggers outta bed and glances at the yardie perimeter....seems some vermin had arrived (Mrs. Turkey) with whom she had a discussion that it might be best for her to leave before we terriers came out and made lunchmeat outta her.
She quickly complied...'specially when she saw us removin' the mayo, bread and lettuce from the fridge.

Trotted off into the woods.


Now Mumsie still half asleep walks around back to find Stan barkin' at the turkey, Scruffy sniffin' madly by this bush and me...well, I was tryin' to decide which Snack N' Yak bush to feast on this morning....mmmmmm.....



Yes, it makes me do barfies...NO, I AM NOT ANOREXIC....but a girl does hafta fit into the latest trendiest styles..."What, Mumsie?" "We're gonna be havin' a discussion bout that later???"
Sheeshch.....





Anyway, she staggered half asleep doin' her usual mornin' jobs...sweepin' up the mulch that we flung everywhere last night in a mad game of chase, cleanin' up poop, her favorite AM chore.



All this without the benefit of her dear newspaper and Coke Zero...not a coffee drinker, that one....and she's crabby without her Zero....






She notes Scruffy um IN THE BUSH.







Going completely NUTSO......


And then it happened. THE BUSH 'SPLODED.
Scruffy had um well....dug his way into a mouse nest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeppers...mice everywhere....there was even one crawlin' up the bush and hangin' there like a Christmas ornament......
One mouse took off and headed straight at Mumsie...lookin' like he was gonna climb up her leggie or worse yet crawl up the inside of her nursey scrubs she was wearin' for jamies....
YOU HAD TO HEAR THE SCREAMS.....

She took off runnin' droppin her trusty pooper scooper in the mad frenzied dash 'cross the yardie....then she realized how stoopid she looked and collapsed laughin' in the grass.....









Nuff Said...I mean, they aren't exactly dinosaurs, are they?











Now Scruffy refused to leave his bush...but his twenty seven bladders were um well FULL.
So he trotted quickly over to Daddy's favorite lounge chair and DID THE DEED. If you bigify this pic you can see why we think Scruffy is full of pis er um has numerous bladders...he's a medical marvel!











He's still lookin' for those mousies!!!! Tenacious Terrier, huh.....











I'm still wonderin' what the neighbors thought when they heard Mumsie screamin' her full head off....
You really had to be here.
Laciegirlie











25 comments:

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We wish we could have seen that bush 'splode! Hahahahaha! Meeses EVERYWHERE! Our mom thought she wasn't afraid mice until she had one in the house! Of course, if she had had Aire-heads, there wouldn't have been a mouse!

I guess Mrs. Turkey knows when to retreat!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe Mango will trade woo a DOH fur a MUMSIE?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: The mousers are khute!

Eduardo said...

OMD! If only I had been there! That was the funniest story ever! Mommy laughed & laughed!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Martha Basset said...

Well Lacie
Our mum laughed so much she had tears running down her face! We dont really understand how anyone can sit and laugh at the computer like that. Our Dad reckons it is time to think about putting her away!!!
We saw dinosaur footprints on our holiday - they were huge. Those mice were tiny! Mum are so silly sometimes. Have your read Mango's blog - they are all losing it we tell you.
Have a good weekend.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Gus said...

First: It is great to see you got out of that boxie thing. Cute as it was, we knew it wouldn't last.

And...we sure wish we had been there, might've been worth the trip. But dad won't let us visit any state that is whalloping his beloved Baseball game, sooooooo.

kisses
gussie

Asta said...

Awww Lacie
I wish I could have seen that..Falling ovew laughing just thinkin about it, hehehe
I think you should adopt those meece, they'we vewy cute,a nd dog knows, you need mowe pets, hehehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Faya said...

Oh Mrs. Turkey looks so ..... miam miam.... My VĂ©ronique loves mouse...I don't have any in my garden...only stupid birds and a lot of snails...pffff nothing very funny...
Kisses, Faya

Bobby said...

Wow you get lots of diferent animals in your yard, I bet you can't wait to see what turns up next

Mango said...

I don't suppose the neighbors gave your mom screeching a second thought. I am sure they are used to hearing all sorts of strange sounds coming from your place.

Can Scruffer maybe come over to visit? Our mice in the attic are back and they are avoiding the trap and driving momma even nuttier.

Khyra suggested a mom swap but I think it will be hard to find one that isn't a total loon to trade up to.

Slobbers,
Mango

Noah the Airedale said...

We wish we were there. We love hunting mice & rats.

tailwags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Eric said...

They might be back them mousies ... think Terriers are tenacious???

Mom is with Momsie screaming her head off... or was that at the turkey. Got to run and find her.

Wiry lovies and kissies Eric xx

Lacy said...

Is mices fun to chase?? me never seed one...heehee me wooda like to see mumsie runnin and runnin...

b safe.
~rocky~

Agatha and Archie said...

HOHOHOHEEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHA.......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if only we could have been there!!! Scruffy you are a MAJOR LEAUGE EARTHDOG!! I will use this as inspiration for tomorrow.And my that is a lot of pee......sigh you always were my hero...... ARchie you can get up now and stop laughing right now.....PL2 says to tell ya only one thing...........EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and that she would have fainted....flat out... on the patio...Love A+A

Life With Dogs said...

What a riot! Did anyone call the cops? When our two-legger sees mice she screams and dances with wild abandon.

Molly and Taffy said...

Oooooo Mice. Yum. They would make an excellent "horses doov ray" before tucking into Mrs Turkey. What's for pudding?

Have a grrrrrrrreat weekend.

Molly and Taffy

Sophie Brador said...

My mom would have passed out cold. Seriously! She knows she needs therapy for this one. She gets so freaked out at the sight of a mouse that her knees literally go wobbly. She's a total weirdo. She'd probably try to hug a polar bear, but a mouse scares the knees out of her.

xo
SB

P.S. I hope you guys don't poop Stanley out before he gets to me.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello everybody its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow a bush full of mice!!! it sownds like yoo hav uncoverd the secret of nimh!!!! ok bye

Joe Stains said...

What a MORNING?! Did you check out our blog on Tuesday? Tanner is sort of ticked off at Lacie. Seems she has Eric Byrnes thinking about clothes, not baseball.

Anyway, I have never seen a mouse LIVE and in person. Saw a dead one in the yard once, Tanner was trying to eat it. I sure hope your Mom recovers from this one.

Koobuss said...

Oh my... What a horror story! I hope Munsie is alright. None one should have to go through that awful experience so early in the morning.

And Scruffy, you are a true hero, so brave to take on all those mouses all by yourself! No wonder I love you!

Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,
Koobie

TwoSpecialWires said...

You know what? We didn't have to be there! We got the picture very very clearly and we were rollin on the floor laughing with ya. We had to interrupt the Girl two different times to come and look and read and laugh with us! And, we have to ask.... were those the mice? Those cute little white things??? They had to've been someone's pet! Too cute to eat, but definitely fun to chase!

We'll be dreaming about this one...
Jake and Fergi

Joey said...

Oh Lacie, what an exciting morning with turkeys and exploding bushes and mousies chasing Mumsie! Those mousies are cute, but they're not the cutest thing in your post.

See ya!
Joey

Abby said...

Hi, Lacie

How funny...You guys sure keep your Mumsie busy...

Sure wish one of you guys were videoing (is that a word?) that...

Abby xxxooo

Maggie and Mitch said...

Our mom has the same reaction to those cute little meeces! Mitch and Scruffy would be dynamic together! Once Mitch gets an aroma of mousie, he's on the case and won't give up ever! That boy is a better mouser than any girlie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh boy, mousies!! That would have been so funny to see. Mumsie would scream all of the time if she lived here, mousies, snakes, giant spiders, moles, woodchuck, racoon, you name it. We already found one mouse nest inside of a pot, heheheh. Last night Mama had to yell at the deer to get out of her stuff. They just don't listen.
Hey Scruffman, you must hold water like I Butchy do. I can hold it for hours & hours, then pee about 2 minutes straight without stoppin'. Papa thinks it's funny. Prolly shouldn't pee on your Papa's lounge chair though, could get you into big trouble. Hmmmm, looks like you guys need some sticks to chomp on instead of wood chips. Come on over & we'll chew stickies. Mama won't care cause her body is dead. She got her veggie gardens ready to plant & it took her 2 whole days. All she does now is lay on the couch moaning in pain, tee hee!
Hope you have a fun week!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

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