Of Mice and Mumsie....!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OMD...HILARIOUS!!! Simply hilarious!!!

Lacie here...so this mornin' Mumsie staggers outta bed and glances at the yardie perimeter....seems some vermin had arrived (Mrs. Turkey) with whom she had a discussion that it might be best for her to leave before we terriers came out and made lunchmeat outta her.

She quickly complied...'specially when she saw us removin' the mayo, bread and lettuce from the fridge.

Trotted off into the woods.

Now Mumsie still half asleep walks around back to find Stan barkin' at the turkey, Scruffy sniffin' madly by this bush and me...well, I was tryin' to decide which Snack N' Yak bush to feast on this morning....mmmmmm.....

Yes, it makes me do barfies...NO, I AM NOT ANOREXIC....but a girl does hafta fit into the latest trendiest styles..."What, Mumsie?" "We're gonna be havin' a discussion bout that later???"

Sheeshch.....

Anyway, she staggered half asleep doin' her usual mornin' jobs...sweepin' up the mulch that we flung everywhere last night in a mad game of chase, cleanin' up poop, her favorite AM chore.

All this without the benefit of her dear newspaper and Coke Zero...not a coffee drinker, that one....and she's crabby without her Zero....

She notes Scruffy um IN THE BUSH.

Going completely NUTSO......

And then it happened. THE BUSH 'SPLODED.

Scruffy had um well....dug his way into a mouse nest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeppers...mice everywhere....there was even one crawlin' up the bush and hangin' there like a Christmas ornament......

One mouse took off and headed straight at Mumsie...lookin' like he was gonna climb up her leggie or worse yet crawl up the inside of her nursey scrubs she was wearin' for jamies....

YOU HAD TO HEAR THE SCREAMS.....

She took off runnin' droppin her trusty pooper scooper in the mad frenzied dash 'cross the yardie....then she realized how stoopid she looked and collapsed laughin' in the grass.....

Nuff Said...I mean, they aren't exactly dinosaurs, are they?

Now Scruffy refused to leave his bush...but his twenty seven bladders were um well FULL.

So he trotted quickly over to Daddy's favorite lounge chair and DID THE DEED. If you bigify this pic you can see why we think Scruffy is full of pis er um has numerous bladders...he's a medical marvel!

He's still lookin' for those mousies!!!! Tenacious Terrier, huh.....

I'm still wonderin' what the neighbors thought when they heard Mumsie screamin' her full head off....

You really had to be here.

Laciegirlie