Friday, May 8, 2009

Jailbreak and Poker Pawty at Muzzer's!!!!

Oh my...Lacie here...did you guys read poor Gussie's post? About how his Muzzer and Dad abandoned them at the KENNEL and went to New Orleans??? Oh, the cruelty....Gussie texted me and told me he was STARVIN'....NO TABLEFOOD and only one TV....

So Stanny, Scruffy and I decided to drive on down and BUST THEM OUTTA JAIL!!!! (Gussie gave us careful directions!)

Look at poor Teka...she had her Mardi Gras necklace on...obviously she thought that Muzzer was takin' her know...for a little Mother/Daughter bondin' on Muzzer er Mother's Day this weekend? But no....(Muzzer...ya shoulda heard her sobs...pathetic......)

I couldn't stand it...we brought the trusty bust-out ROPE...tossed it in and Teka climbed right up.....Gussie was a different story...we sorta hauled him up....good thing Stan was with us!!! (Substantial wiry boy, that one!!!)

Now Scruffy just got a new deck of cards for his infamous poker parties....Lookie at his foxy mug right on 'em!!!!!

We started the pawty already...gonna go all weekend till the Hoomans show back up.....come on over...bring beer and chips, please...OH...I do have my blender available if anyone desires a smoothie....I was darn thirsty after that jailbreak....
Stan was too...he got stuck down Muzzer's new sink's drain....OOPSIE....I'm sure that the ensuing flood will be picked up by your homeowner's problemo!
Wipe ur paws upon arrival! And all dogs dale-sized or bigger, please poop in the woods....

Muzzer...just so you know, Gussie's butt had thinned out there in the jail....
But the way he's stuffin' down these hot dogs and nachos, I'm thinkin' he be back to his usual state!!!!! cameras from now on for this pawty...WHAT HAPPENS AT GUSSIE'S.....STAYS AT GUSSIE'S....

Pee ess...stop on by Gussie's and thank Muzzer for her hospitality!!!!!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

I'm on my way!

I'll snag Mom's bottle of Margarita wine when she leaves the room...


Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Wow you guys, you like to party all the time. Hootie just posted about his hot tub party & of course, there you were! We'll be over to join the jail break party right after we go pick up some more munchies.Hootie is hoping for some quality time with you Lacie!! (He mentioned something about inviting you to Logger Days in Priest River, Idaho this summer.)
XOXO-Hootie and BabyRD

meemsnyc said...

You guys are so good at jailbreaks!!

the TN Bull Terrors said...

We think DawgMom has her extra Kaluha & some Bailey's we'll grab it & head over right away! Next time ya'll need "big dog help" be sure to holler at us, we'll be right there to help out Stan!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Gus said...

Lacie, Stan and Scruffy...tell folks we are getting carryout from Neely's BBQ. World famous, ya know.

gussie d

Asta said...

GAd zooks, That was quite a jailbweak! ongwatulations, but how in heaven did babyStan get stuck in the sink..I'm vewy concewned, is he OK ? How did he get out..I see him ovew at the table looking vewy smug.( Stan haven't you evew heawd that you'we not sposed to look pleased wif youw cawds in pokew??sheeesh)

Anyway, I bwought out all the snausages fwom Faico's powk stowe in the village(noooo, you can't catch floo fwom them-don't you guys wead?)

Poow Gussie looks pawsitively bony fwom that jail house expewience. We bettew stawt gwilling these fow him
may I pleez have a dwink? All this cooking is making me thiwsty, and umm, pleez deal me in fow the next paw

Joe Stains said...

holy crap we will be RIGHT OVER!!! Thank dog Tanner can fly. He might be heading to Dennis the Vizslas, but I think he can drop me off OR bring all the tiny MacGuyvers with us. I dunno, either way, we will be there!

Dexter said...

Count me in. I will try to smuggle my monkey in the box down to distract the beast.


Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

Good job with the jailbreak...I'm sure Gussie & Teka were real happy to see you...

I can't believe they left them with no tablefood & only one TV...

Enjoy the poker pawty...

Abby xxxooo

Anonymous said...

We can't come to the poker party - Zeke has to go get his rabies shot and license (and he's probably too young for a poker party, anyway.) Have fun!

See ya!

Eric said...

Scruffy.Fabbie new playing cards. Just you on them? Or got that Flacke Lacie joker in the pack on them too??? Hooo hoooooo!!!!!

Wiry wags, Eric xxx

Martha said...

That was a great jail break. We have missed your adventures whilst we have been away.
Remember if you need any help let us know.
Martha & Bailey xx

Noah the Airedale said...

Laciegirl, you were also supposed to break us out of the kennel the other day....we waited and waited. Not to worry, we were only in for one night and they fed us so it was ok.
Now Lacie, tell the boys I'll be right over for the poker game.


Linda said...

Oh Lacie,
I'm on the way bringin' Miss Snickers. We would have been there last night, but the poor girl had a sick tummy all night long. Mama got NO sleep. Need any other supplies??
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

TwoSpecialWires said...

If only we'd known you a few years ago, you coulda busted us outta the puppy mill sooner than we finally each made our break! Oh well. We know where to go next time we need to make a getaway.

Happy Muzzer day, you crazy ones.

Jake and Fergi

Koobuss said...

Mission accomplished!! Way to go, guys! What a team!!!

Love and Koobuss Kisses for Everybody,

Sophie Brador said...

Lacie,You guys are so radical.


P.S. Do you think Stan and Stanley and going to get confused when the
Goob Extraordinaire is visiting?

Bae Bae said...

Oh looks like you doggies are having a pawsome pawty.

~ Bae

Autumn said...

Hi Guys! You're so fun and funny!
I wish I was hangin with you silly party hounds!
Thanks for visiting my site.

Ruff ruff Love Autumn

Sally said...

That was well done! We will be straight over with a lasagna and some Merlot.

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Dexter said...

Hey Lacie! Check out my bloggy tonight. I am posting an expose of how you abused that poor monkey in the box.

I was wondering why the little guy had an irrational fear of dogs with beards.


Patience-please said...

Has anybody seen Swede William?

wags from most of the expanded waggle of whippets

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