Scruff here...first of all Mumsie made me put this stoopid pic in of her peonies....she said it's entitled "Potential"....I think it should be called "Boring".....yawn......I have soooooooo much work to do our yardie....and no good help!
Psycho Bambi is back....hidin' some fawns in the brush....she ran straight toward me yesterday.....Mumsie chased her waving a bag of whole wheat bread at her; it was hilarious.
And we had a hoooooooge male turkey back right under our bedroom window....makin' all kinds of racket. Mumsie couldn't figure out what kinda dog was barkin' like that. Mr. Turkey musta wanted another DATE with Lacie. Sheeshch.....
And squirrels....tons of them...crows...still sniffin' Gooberstan's raw bones he left........
I HAFTA PROTECT THE PERIMETER!!!!!!!!!
With this kinda help......
Hope he doesn't strain himself.........
And this little smilin' diva....protect the perimeter?????...she'd be invitin' all the vermin in for DATES!!!!!
The Black and Tan Club in action. OR NOT.
Good help....where do I find good help????????????
Reportin' barks...
Scruffy
29 comments:
So, The Beast is into interspecies dating...whodathunk it!
WOW - woo live on a virtual Wild Kingdom set! Maybe Mumsie should be renamed Marla Perkins!
Best of lukhk to ya! I'd love to help but I think my mom would notice if I disappeared!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hi Scruff
Our mum loved the boring peonies - funny people these mums!
Now the important stuff - Bailey is the very dog for you. She in always on the alert and loves chasing even the birds in the sky!
We will dispatch her immediately - dont be put off by her little legs, believe me she can move. I prefer to just take things easy myself and dont really worry about things like perimeters!
love
Martha xx
I know exactly what you mean, Scruffy, my dear. I'll be there to help you as soon as I wake up and get my kar started.
I'm comin', Scruffy!
Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
Scruff, all I need is directions to your house! I'm GREAT at perimeters! Did'ya see me at the doggie day care? That's what I like best! (Fergi'd probably sleep.)
Have a Happy Memorial Day!
Are ya smokin' turkey for dinner?
Jake (and Fergs)
Don't know where to find help Scruff. If I did, I'd fire the muzzer and get a better helper for the bloggie.
gussie d
Scruffy I'm your dog. Be there when the sun passes the yard arm. Have the dogtinini's ready and yappity yap at Lacie to get out of her revealing bikini(she might consider boy shorts next time - more flattering for the bigger buttses)and rustle up a a deer poop pizza. And if Mumsie has any of the frightening bread and you have got the bird, some turkey pate on toast would be the ticket too. Perimiter work gives me a ferocious ....apettite.
Wiry wags n kissies Eric xxxx
As soon as our company is gone we are ON OUR WAY...you need some good WFT crazy barking and crazy activity(which we are very good at) to help protect the joint.......Love and kisses ( blush blush ) A+A
Tanner and his twinner are flying around looking for trouble this weekend, maybe I will send them your way??
hello scruff its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am not shoor ware to find gud help as i keep seeming to git dublecrosd by my employees and sidekiks and wotnot so ummm if yoo find owt ware to git gud help can yoo tel me??? thanks ok bye
If we weren't expectin' company tomorrow, we'd lend our paws, no problem, Scruff! We're helping mom slice wallymelon and count cookies for after our Giant hike!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
You do have yer hands full, it's so hard to find good help these days! Black & Tan club indeed, hrmph, should be the BUMs and Tan club!
Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^
Scruff you certainly do appear to have a small problem.
Now we would normally be only too happy to offer help but it seems half the DWB community is already on its way to you. There will certainly be a right old racket going on in your yard when they arrive!
Molly and Taffy
PS. Just make sure they don't stampede over the peonies. :-)
Scruffer, what a couple of lazy slugs you live with. I bet Lacie would date that turkey fella.
Your mom is growing Pee-On-Me's? Are they just for you?
Slobbers,
Mango
Hi, You Guys...
I swear...You guys should have your own Animal Planet Reality Show...
Abby xxxooo
hey your silly trio! that is a funny image of your mumsie chasing bambi with a bag of whole wheat bread. we bet those bambi were laughing hard!
you have a hard job to do all on your own, Scruffy. you are the Right Dog for the Job.
woofs.
holy turkeys Scruffy...you must need some good help...you pals dont look too helpful...i will email myself there...i would love to have a chat with bambi...and i do like myself a yummy turkey sandwich
Scruffy,
Bless your heart! No help at all from the black and tans! Your house sounds like so much fun with all those animals!!
Love,
janie
Wow! We didn't know that whole wheat bread would repel bambis! Us doggies used to do a great job of repelling them...until some idiot put up a fence at the back of our yard and built a school behind the fence. Now, we never see a bambi!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
I know of someone with boundless energy who might be suitable for the job.. though her previous employers have sacked her cos her chewing destroyed too many things. Let me know if you are keen and I will have Hershey mail her resume over.
Hi Scruffie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're your dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you need help we're ready to go with you defending perimeter!!!!
retrievers are good Alert dogs!!!!
(Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....or not?????)....................
;-)))))))))))))))
we have asked mom if we can come to you and she said if it's for a good reason she'll agree but only if she could come with us!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
;-))))))))))))))))))
Waawawawawaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scruffie...our rocksac are readyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots of love and kisses for all of you 3 guys!!!!!!!!!!
SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Scruffy! Hmm...there's definitely a lot going on in your back yard. Sometimes we get big iguanas in our back yard trying to eat our flowers and leaving giant iguana poops. Our mom goes out and yells at them but they don't care. I'll have to tell her about the whole wheat bread trick!
See ya!
Joey
P.S. Very cute smiling diva pic!
Hi Scruffy,
I may be black and tan, but I'm totally up for helping you protect your perimeter. Since I live in the city, I ensure no squirrels, rabbits or even rats come near my building. When I'm out in the country at my grandparents, I've chased off tons of rabbits, possums, moles and even a beaver. Mom says she hopes I never have to chase off the evil coyotes that live out there. So, now you've got a bit of my resume, hope you can use me.
Your pal,
Kirby
Wow! You live in a special wild place. Sure looks like it keeps you busy guarding the perimeter. Like the pictures and ejnjoyed visiting you.
Woofs
Ernie & Sasha
Don't look this way. Those two brothers that I have don't have any sense between them.
Dawling Scwuffy
I could wun ovew and help you once my guests have left..I think you need a wiwy kid to help you..How about Awchie???
I heawd about the ummm, incident today..I hope you'we OK swet boy..I'm snding you healing smoochie kisses. Let me know if I should tell my guests to leave and come nuwse you
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Lacie, Of couwse Agggie and I didn't say anything bad about you..we wish you would have been thewe, so many cool stowes and the boys wewen't intewested at all, and sophie aweady has evewything
love ya lots
smoochies
ASTA
Scruffy,
If I were there, I'd help you out. I'm always protecting my yard from squirrels, birds, rabbits, stray cats, possums, and the like. It's a dog's duty afterall. Maybe those other two are so lax about it because they know you're on the job.
Woof,
Keeley
Hey guys, we left you an award on our bloggie!
Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^
We have missed sooo much. Mom says it may be hit and miss for awhile, but she hopes it will be some better than the last while.
Uh, Lacie girl, have you seen scooter? He is still MIA. We don't know if Tanner dropped him off here or somewhere else or if Scooter is just hidin...Mom is getting worried.
MMUUUAAHHH to StannyBaby.
Hugs
Sunny
protection? then there would be so fewer scents in which to bathe!
We have the opposite problem- when going for nature walks the editor makes crazy distraction and noises to keep my attention away from deer, turkeys, groundhogs and anything else that might be an inducement to chase. I say get your human on the job.
Love your last pic,
Licks,
Woo
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