Sunday, April 6, 2008

WHAT?????

Oh My....I can't believe it. I just got home today from two exhausting nursing cases to find my two fools for brothers have been planning A PAWTY FOR RUBY AND ASTA.......WITHOUT MY HELP????? It's impossible for a micromanager to imagine that others are capable. Sigh.

The really disturbing thing is they really have done a pretty bang up job, but I will NEVER tell them that! I've gone over all the details with them....though,it seems like all we have to drink is beer.

Ladies...please bring pawtini ingredients...and Noah's Sissies...bring the blender and what's left of that vodka from Noah's surgery. The last I saw of it, your mom was runnin' out the door with half the bottle. She learned quickly, Girls! She really giggles, a lot!

Oh, and the boyz did nuthin' bout table centerpieces or fresh flowers...they did seem to buy an unholy number of balloons, but nobody's talkin' bout that. Hmm.....

A Few Asta House Rules by Lacie (in no particular order....):

* Dogs, get along with the cats (and vice versa.) If you can't get along, remove yourself from the situation and go to another play station....we'll have board games, videos, bowling, a slip and slide, an indoor pool,an egg toss, mud play, paw painting, and too many other things to count.

*The cats will have a fishing contest...(no, the fish aren't alive...Butchy and Snickers wouldn't permit live fishing....) a mouse release game...all mice will be unharmed in this practice; (oh, and they will be numbered so we can find at least half of them when we leave)...lotsa real furniture scratchin' posts, a meatloaf contest...my idea!!!!...which cat most closely resembles a meatloaf wins a prize...and buckets of other things.

*No cat can mess with Girl Girl. Girl Girl may spend at least part of the pawty ridin' on Mango's back.

*Dogs will stay OUT of the kitty litter boxes. No exceptions made.

*There will be NO cooking of cats, Whippets. While your idea of Kitten CATchatorie is, um, clever, their idea of Whippetchini Alfredo is just asking for trouble.....keep the trash talk under your breath.

*Those wishing to play "How many animals can we stuff in Asta's elevator" may only do so if the elevator is less than half full of apartment residents.

*Dogs needing to go "OUT" are ask to NOT wait until the last minute as the elevator may be full with animals playin' the above HMACWSIAE game.

*All cats and dogs are asked to refrain from chasin' the Wheelies. It would just lead to Mayhem and Havoc. (The names of Mumsie's next dogs.)

*Any animals dog or kitties eating a raw food diet are asked to use a paper plate (if there are any left) if snackin' in Asta's parents bed. For that matter, all diners are asked to use a plate....there's nuthin' worse than sleepin' in a bed covered with crushed potato chips.


YAWN.....I'm goin' to bed. Ruby's gonna be here early, too!!! PLEASE keep your birthday pressies for Ruby hidden when you get on the plane. We have the cake...hopefully, Babystan won't drop it!


We'll be meetin' at the revolvin' door in Asta's apartment building. Spread the word!!!!! This is gonna be FAB!!!!!

Lacie

27 comments:

MoMo said...

O-Kee-Doo-Kee.... we're on our way. Please get Myrna to post the rules up in Asta's blog because all kitties have been directed there and will start arriving 7pm.

Most of us will teleport and some of us will come in our exclusive Flying Van. We will also be bring some board games and foodies.

See you all there!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

they will regret for not recruting u...

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Lacie
No worries matie, we've got the blender. It's still working after all the use it got over the weekend. There isn't much vodka left but that's another story. Don't worry we'll bring more.
You just can't rely on boys. Fancy not thinking about flower decorations....hopeless.
See you soon.

Willow, Tess & Lucy

The Cat Realm said...

The cats are out the bag, hahahahahahaha!
Momo, Sassy, and The Cat Realm have posted! Now we will party!!!!
Karl

Joe Stains said...

Don't worry we are bringing some wine, and Tanner seems to think he will be drinking Italian salad dressing. Good luck keeping him out of the litter box!

Maggie & Mitch said...

Our AireVan is loaded and we're bringing lots of food and Putter is bringing lots of wine! We're psyched! See you soon! Mitch is dying to join the mousie game!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Penny & Poppy said...

Love that look on your face, Lacie! You must REALLY be p****d off! We can't wait for Aire-Ruby to land in our front yard. Yes, we said FRONT yard...too much Aire-poop in the BACK yard! We'll try to bring some ingredients for Dogtinis if we can fit it in the plane with all the beer we're bringin'!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Harry said...

Hmm, sounds like you've now got everything under control Lacie.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Mack said...

This is gonna be the best pawty ever!

Peanut said...

We are bringing what a friend of mom's calls "girly beer" since it's flavored. So hopefully the girls might like those too. We can't wait.

Sassy Kat said...

Here I am!!!!! This is great! What a good turn out for Asta's homecoming party. Food looks great, games look interesting, and the movies are the best. All of the rules seem to be in order. I only have one thing to say, let's party!!!!! Let the party getin!!!!!!!

Jessie and Jake said...

It will be hard to keep to those rules but we can't wait!

Veronica (M) said...

wowoooo! fishing contest! I will come to the pawty fow sure.
Veronica
http://www.kittybloggy.com

The Cat Realm said...

O.K. - will do: fire hydrant.... mice.... food delivery... YUM - food delivery - you better hurry!!!!
Are you kidding us? Of course we drink pawtinis, hahahahahaha! We also brought bottles of Dom Niptignon - but once again - you guys might want to hurry.......

Sassy Kat said...

Karl, Karl, you crack me up. I so enjoy partying when you are near. We will have to check out that CatdyLand Game I brought, it looks interesting and there is a picture of cat nip at the top for the winner. Don't know what that mean yet as I haven't played it yet.

Hey Momo are you in on the game with us?? Bet we can have some fun and no cheating, I know Karl would stop at nothing to get to the nip.

Deetz said...

Aire Ruby should be here any moment....I cannot wait to play in the elevator. I have never been in an elevator before. I gots lots of snackies, for doggies, kitties, and girl girl...
See you all there.
Deetz

Gus said...

good thing you got back in time to post some rules. What are you doing about the poker pawty in the basement?

Brining wine. Lacrima Christi (found this bottle from the year E.Rabbit was born in the wine cab, hope they aren't saving it. And a whole bunch of stuff that says "Primo Vino Italia"

gottagorubyis here
gussie

Sassy Kat said...

Hey you doggies sure a lot of fun. I am so glad that I am here and making new friends! This is great!!!!!! Does anyone want to go for a walk in Central Park with me? If so meet me downstairs in about one hour.

Lacy said...

woofies and burfs, i iz ready to pawdyyyy...got da beer and sum Jack...and money fur poker...i will try not to chase da cats, but i like to chase everthing..ooo yeah, i can bring mamas 2 tulips dey bloomin now, mite b 3..heehee, i will b in big trouble..

b safe,
`rocky`

Fenway said...

Gee...six whole hours 'till the pawty. I am already panting with excitement!

Stanley said...

Stella & I are ready to GO! Can't wait to see the look on Asta's face (and Ruby's too once she realizes this pawty is for her birthday)!

Thanks for all the hard work, you three. Maybe you should go into business or something.

Goober love & surprise smooches,
Stanley

Sassy Kat said...

I'm back from Central Park, don't know if I liked it much there I was chased many times by different doggies. I don't get it.
Two parties in one, a welcome home party and a birthday party, wow. Too much!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

First, Hello woofie buddies...We'z bringing a bag of nip fur our frends and some minty milkbones and rawhides fur da woofies. We think Zippy speaks woofer but we'z not sure cuz we can't unnerstand what she's saying. She has lots of doggy frends in our nayborhood so who knows. We can't wait! Pawty, pawty, pawty...

Momo & Pinot said...

Hello, we are VERY ready to go!!! Can't wait to see Asta and our friends! :)

Momo & Pinot

MoMo said...

Where is that Myrna? Isbn't she supposed to let us in? Lots of kitties waiting already1

Sassy Kat said...

Hey Scruffy you can buy me a drink any where at any time just name it. After that wild run through Central Park being chased by doggies we deserve it.

Patience-please said...

We don't know what is wrong with our servant, but she is lughing so hard that her face is leaking since she read the rules.
Humans!!!

wags from the whippets