Thursday, April 24, 2008

Crop Circles...Aliens????

Sullivan here. Yes, yes...I am aware this is Thursday. Sullivan and I split a bottle of Wheelie Water last night. Um...I think that was what it was called. It was a tad potent and I guess we sorta forgot it was Wednesday.


I'm perusin' the perimeter of the property as I heard Mumsie and Daddy talkin'
'bout these unexplained crop circles that keep showin' up on our grass. Aliens? Martians? UFO's?


Here I am high above the driveway lookin' for spaceships or any signs of outer space creatures.





See what I mean? U G L Y!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were obviously made by some lowly life form.





While I was checkin' out the grass, these three "Extra TERRIERestrial Creatures came and checked me out. Yes, I got the memo about Burt. No, I didn't let them get too close for too long. I almost passed out from the stench emanating off of them. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!







If I had to guess, I would say these are the aliens responsible for the crop circles. Odd lookin' buggers, aren't they????






Lookie here...this odd headed alien is practially admittin' it. Check out his long danglin' tongue.....






I gotta admit, this is a pretty one....sassy lookin' Martian, huh???









Hmm....this closeup of this alien's nose is disgusting. It looked all slimy and drippy as it was rooting around in the grass for something to feed on.
After this excursion outside, Sullivan and I are going to go see if we have any more Wheelie Water.
Gilbert







23 comments:

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey Terrible terriers......we have crop circles like that too but not nearly as bad.....what do you guys do all day....leave peemail everywhere????? Yuck.....yer lucky that wheelie kept outta yer way or he woulda' had liberated stuffing.

Dewey Dewster here.....

Gus said...

Hey...must be some elevated form of life....we have them here too!

gussie

Joe Stains said...

my you Wheelies sure do have a fun life! BUT you may want to respect those terriers because terriers have TEETH that are very good for removing stuffing.... just saying....

Ruby Bleu said...

Sullivan you just don't what you are talking about. The trinity of holy terriers could never cause that mess...they are way too angelic!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Stanley said...

Whoa! What do they MEAN? The extra-terrierestrials must be trying to tell you SOMETHING!

I'm thinking that's some high powered high octane whiz that made those crop circles. We evenly distribute the whiz in our yard, so no crop circles yet... just bald patches from our zoomie track.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pee Ess
You're right. That tiny little alien is mighty darn cute.

4xBs said...

maybe we need some of that wheely water...

so we think those aliens are way too cute to be responsible for those terrible crop cirle things. hey, they must be harmless. those aren't even decent circles. and they have been in our yard too. they must travel from place to place.... secretly...

so Brody left a message for Scruffy at the end of Sullivan's post a few days ago. he laid out his case. it's totally circumstantial, except for that stuffing between his teeth. he wants his name cleared. that will be very hard to do, since he has somewhat of a reputation. he needs some good representation and doesn't have much to offer. he's a doofus and that's the worst kind of offender.

woofs.

Maggie & Mitch said...

We noticed that you had a Gentle Leader on, Sullivan! I bet you give those hoomans a pretty fast walk with those wheels of yours! heheheh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
We have crop circles in our yard too but they're not as bad this year!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Penny & Poppy said...

Those aliens must travel to Georgia too! We have crop circles just like that! It's weird though...there aren't as many circles in the spring. They seem to appear in the heat of the summer. Maybe the aliens are less active when it's hot outside...or maybe the sun dries out the pee-mail before it has a chance to damage the grass. Just guessing!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Pearl & Opal said...

We haves sews many crop circles in our complex and I finally figured out whose makes them, mees Hee,hee
Hugs, bellyrubs, smoochies
Pearl

pee-ess Yes Mumsie, eyes being an alien and Nanny is sews happy

Eric said...

I like especially like the look of one of the Martians, the sassy one.....MMMMmmmwahh.

The others two look good to me too, definately not ugly.Maybe you need to add a bit of water to your wheelie water???!!!!

Wagging, Eric x

Deetz said...

Holy Terriers!!!!
I wonder what they will do next.
Deetz

Kirby said...

I've seen those crop circles here too! Wow, there must be all kinds of aliens! Your poor mumsie, how does she keep up with you guys? If you're not going crazy indoors, you're burning out the lawn. He he!!!!!

Your pal,
Kirby

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Gilbert!

I think those aliens are way adorable! And they would never create anything ugly!

I'm sure they even have glorious poo! Maybe if those furry aliens water the areas, the grass will grow like weeds!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Scruffy, Laci, and Stanley!
Woohooo!! You came to the pawty!!
Breakfast is being served at the moment, and Kena is taking a nap fur now. So we can relax right now!
Mmmmm!! Cake and a bottle of *cough* *cough* juice! Delicious!! Thanks you guys! We'll keep it fur lunch time, is that ok?
"AAhhh!! OFFF Stanley! OFFF!... woa... I sound like my humans now... nevermind. It's ok Stan! Just don't step on me! Hee hee!"
Wags and licks,
Maya

Maya and Kena said...

By the way, BOL Sullivan!!
Those naughty terriers!!
Wags and licks,
Maya

Fenway said...

Oooh, my best pals are here!

I love those crop circles and I my lawn is looking pretty similar from all my peeing. I hadn't thought of making any designs, though.

Maybe we can learn to "write" stuff in the grass!

Hey, check out my BIG DAY today. I really have my owners around my little paw now.

Agatha and Archie said...

Well,uh,two of those aliens are mighty ugly but one of them is the most beautifull thing I uh have ever seen,,,,,,,,(oh boy blush stammer blush faint) Love Archie

Koobuss said...

I don't know, Gilbert. Those furry ones look pretty guilty to me. (But they are awfully cute though. So are you!)

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Maya and Kena said...

Hi guys!!
Thanks so much fur coming to Kena's pawty!
It was a blast and it was great having you over!
BOL about the whole Lobster thing... I don't think anyone ended up eating him... he was having too much fun in the tub and we all felt bad fur him, so we let him be.
Hope you had a fun time!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Mango said...

Hector Here!

Sounds like I need some wheelie water to spice things up around here. Those crop circles are a mystery. I have them in my yard as well.

Patience-please said...

We don't get crop circles til July or August, so we just dig GINORMOUS craters all over.

wags from the whippets

Huskee Boy said...

Ahhhh.. Crop circles!! Those aliens must be pretty powerful to create those things.. stay safe!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Ohh.. those crop circles look scary. But the aliens look cute. :)

~ Girl girl