PAWTY...ALL WEEK POKER GAME! Lacie's Date!

POKER PAWTY ALL WEEK!!!

Scruffy here:

OK...RULES...no cameras for tell tale pix, all dogs Dale sized and bigger poop in the woods, and keep ur traps shut...like no blabbin' to ur Peeps bout the pawty...what happens here...STAYS HERE! Bring food and beer.

Stan and I pitched in and bought Lacie a new blender....we felt bad for her...plus we missed her smoothies.

Look at me...thoughtful old Scruffman.

Lacie took off lookin' like this...she has a date. Are you dogs ready for this....with a CAT! As in claws...meow...tuna...get the pic?

This is Opus....he lives in Italy! Asta actually met him on her trip to Rome last year! Opus...my hat's off to ya, Man....DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO??????

You still have your claws, don't ya???

Here are Opus and Lacie last week in New York City...they went out to lunch with Asta and some other kitties.....

Now Lacie took off to Italy and was waitin' for Opus on the Spanish Steps...while he flew here in his totally cool Magic Bus....Lac got back here somehow or another and here they are seein' the scenes of Pittsburgh. This is the incline that rides up Mt. Washington....it's an amazing view! I don't know how long Opus is going to be here, but rumor has it he's quite the card shark...should I deal ya in, Opus????

Barkin' at ya...

Scruffy

HILARIOUS, MANGO.....

YES....I know you all are waitin' for the post where Lacie "gets even with Mango."

Frankly, I thought his post was hilarious. Look at me laughin'...I laughed so hard I fell over....

I laughed so hard that I went over to Scruffy and kissed him on the cheek....

I mean what Girl wouldn't laugh when the ENTIRE WORLD is told that her soft flabby butt can BE SEEN FROM OUTTER SPACE??????????? AND that Mango and Scruffy weren't injured upon reentry to the Earth's atmosphere CUZ THEY LANDED ON MY BUTT. I can TAKE A JOKE.

THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

NOT.

Scruffy, Stan and Mango....JUST WAIT. 'NUFF SAID.

We terriers may be a tad incommunicado for a while....Mumsie and Daddy are goin' here.....

And here....Lake Lure, North Carolina....to hike...what Mumsie? You said you'd rather be lyin' on a beach...where it's warm???? With your pretzels, Coke Zero and mystery book??? Hmm...hikin' sounds more 'xertional than that.....

Anyway...we're watchin' the car leave...meanin' we are FREE TO DO WHAT WE DARN WELL PLEASE.

I don't know what my stoopid brothers are gonna do....probably have a poker pawty...I pawsonally HAVE A DATE....AND I'M NOT TELLIN' WITH WHOM.....

Ha ha!!! Bis spaeter....till later....

Laciegirl

PEACE!

DONA NOBIS PACEM!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley

Election Results...Stanley Wins!!!

Lacie here...we're all recoverin' from the pawty in London...for those of you who are concerned...Mango 'sploded outta the blender...he's fine....MY BLENDER IS DESTROYED. (Lacie is not a happy girl.)

On a more current (and timely) note...

We've been awaitin' the election results for Babystan this week. The tension was high...

Scruffy is tryin' to distract Babystan from thinkin' bout the contest.....

Nuthin' like two terriers RIGHT IN EACH OTHER'S FACES!! Frankly, I'd like to see the dog on the other end of that tuggie with ME......ANY TAKERS?

THE RESULTS ARE IN!!! YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE NEW COVER DOG FOR K9 KINGDOM! STANLEY!!!

Thank you all for casting your votes last week....you were the ones to make this all possible!

Let me call Babystan to the podium to thank you pawsonally....

THUD.

Well, it appears the Dale is a bit shy....he seems to have passed out.

Who knows where Stanley's political career will go from here!!!

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR YOUR VOTES!!!

Barkies...

Laciegirl

The Pawty's Over...Wasn't that a song??

Lac here...I was so invigorated being chased by London's finest (police) yesterday that I forgot to post this pic of the girls shoppin' at Harrods!!! Lucky, Roxy and Pacco are hangin' out by the sign...I have NO IDEA who that unattractive drowned rat is...oh my...yeesh...one wet um...is that a poorly groomed Lakeland?...sure can bring those property values down. Eduardo is takin' a small nappers on the street...Look at those attractive dogs dressed to the nines...Prada, is it? Asta, Shadie and Sami sure know how to strutt their stuff!



Well, every Dog, Kitty and Hammie...time to climb aboard Aire Ruby for the trip home. I signed out the spa for the day...um...DIFFERENT times for all my boyfriends to come and have a soak with me....EXCEPT!

Look what I found when I went to meet Archie....OMD....every single one of my lovepups was there...AT THE SAME TIME...ALL WEARIN' LACIE MASKS.....and laughing. AT ME. (Lacie does not take kindly to being on the receiving end of laughter.)

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?? (Lacie briefly thinks who she might have irritated recently...a light bulb goes off. A large light bulb. A Rentlessly Hooge lightbulb. MANGO. (For why Mango may have been a tad irritated, see prior post....) Mango obviously ran around and told every dog to meet at the spa at the same time...just a RELENTLESSLY HUGE JOKE!!!!!

Lacie ponders at the embarrassing quandry she's in....but rallies quickly.

BOYZ...BOYZ??? ANYONE INTERESTED IN A MANGO SMOOTHIE?????

It doesn't pay to mess with the LACIE.

WE HAD A FAB TIME!!! Thanks for stoppin' by and HUGE KISSIES to Asta and Eric for their help. I'll let Mango out eventually.

Love and kisses...

Laciegirl

Pick A Dilly at the Circus!!!

You'd think we'd all be exhausted with all that pawtyin' at the Tower last night....NO WAY!!! We're ready to have a FAB tour of London today...Eric did an amazin' job of organizin' our stay!!! Regardin' the above pic, I had no idea the size of some of the attractions here in this Burg....

Look at the lovely hotel Eric set us up in...it's Claridges...and simply splendid...the facilities are so luxurious and are appointed so elegantly! It was one of Spencer Tracy's favorite places to stay...Afternoon tea is something to behold...I wish we could stay until the holiday season...the decorations are rumored to be spectacular!!

Check out this bathroom for the girls...plenty of room for blowdryers, makeup, bubblebaths, and amazin' games of chase on that marble! In this pic, Koobie is sittin' on the well, throne...with Poppy, Maggie, me (giggle!), and Asta in the tubbie....Patches is enjoyin' the cool floor and Duffy is slippin' all over the place peekin' at us girls in the tub. (My those foxy boys learn early, don't they!) Clover and Lorenza are already dressed and waitin' for the rest of us to hurry up!

Before we left for our tour, we thought we might quench our thirst in the BAR! Harry is here in his Mummy costume...Riley seems to be checkin' Sunny out again, Petey and I are havin' a tete a tete that kept gettin' interrupted by that Dyos...cramps my social style, that one... Babystan is havin' a snuggle with his lovepup, Cassidy...and Koobie and Scruffy seem to be enjoyin' a private joke in the corner. Duffy, thank Dog, is passed out on the counter...FINALLY, the Puppy Smoothies have kicked in!

After this debacle the other day (you can click on this pic now...I was havin' technical difficulties before...) we decided to take the bus!

One of these amazing Double Deckers!!! How fun is this??!!

Scruffy and Koobie are hangin' out here with Babystan...behind them are Balboa and Ben the Rotti...Toffee's pantin' over Eric again...Sunny, Dexter and Asta are bringing up the front. Keiko, Gussie, Joe Stains (what's with the robe?), Gooberstan, Scooter, me and that crazy Fuzzbrat, the Duffster are hangin' out on the right. Check out the poster of the Wheelies in the back..."ERIC FREE ZONE"...what is that about? Hmm...Wheelies United seems to be everywhere these days....



In the Tube the other day, we saw this sign for a famous circus! Eric cautioned us that it was misnamed.... just a traffic circle, but we took the bus over to check it out.....

Eric almost passed out....there was an amazin' circus there!!!!! Lions, tigers, elephants and wheelies!!! Myrna's hangin' out with the elephant, Blue's wheelie is checkin' out the natural foliage, three confusin' Koobies are hangin' out in disguise... In the tree Gilbert is wondering why Jake's and Just Harry's Wheelies are standin' on his head....Jackson's Wheelie Seymour is lookin' for me...we have a date after the tour...Um...BTW....the tree is a one of the very rare Pickle Trees. There aren't many places in the world where you can go and Pick A Dilly!!!!!

'Nuff said...

Mango had a bad run-in with the phone booth the other day...he was tryin' to call Momma and the booth sorta sank. He tried to make the call again today...we decided to climb in with him...you know...how many dogs can fit in...well, you get the pic. The blender seems to be empty. Eric looks very nervous...Faya is lookin' after Dyos, thank Dog...she doesn't seem to be havin' any more luck that I do with him. I hope Asta can get out of this damaged booth. Stan's expression seems to say it all about this weekend. Um...I think I see one of those Bobbies comin' this way...ah...he's runnin'...come on dogs....GET THE BLENDER!!!

Barkies...Lacie

Crowned with Jewels and Boyz Are Dumb!

Ahh...tonight's the night!! The Tower of London...the Crown Jewels...ghosts, goblins and FUN!!!

We were starving!!! Here are some of us in the main Banquet Hall...Norman, Toby and Scuba are standin' underneath that big cauldron...with Roxy, Balboa, Shadie and Momo Kitty hangin' out with the feast! Um...no pigs were harmed in the makin' of this pic...the Porker bein' roasted is actually a Gund Stuffie...cept he's flameproof...we let him down so he could run around and wreck havoc with the pups. Checkout this spread of foodie that Asta prepared...Roast Beast, Yorkie Puddin', fresh fish, and bobbed apples....OH YUMMERS!!!!!

Speakin' of the pups and wreckin' havoc...look what the Fuzzie Brats decided to do tonight...dog chute off the top of the tower. Looks like some Wheelie mighta had a wheel in this...HECTOR!!!

Some of us girlies snuck away to check out the Crown Jewels....Sunny looks pawsitively queenly in that tiara! Asta, Agatha and I can't compete with Myrna...she really knows how to sport jewels in a totally stylin' way!!!

We have a little sub plot in this pic. OK...here goes. Mango the Relentlessly Hooge "accidentally" asked two girls to the pawty....MJ and Baylee, his Love Pups....so he texts Scruffy for "advice" on fixin' this little problem. Those two dumb boyz figured on Mango gettin' MJ a bit In Ebb Re Ated while Scruffy wore a Mango costume and hung out in a pumpkin field (near the tower) with Baylee. Scruffy was supposed to say Mango-like things...like "I am the Relentlessly Hooge Mango" and TOTALLY FOOL Baylee that he was Mango. (As if...)

Make sense? NO. Well, they're boyz. Need I say more. So...I had to "borrow" Scruffy's cell and saw this STOOPID PLAN.

Now recently, Mango described my firm posterior as "AMPLE." (Seems like the pot is callin' the kettle black??)

SO...I changed some of their plans a tad. I provided Mango and MJ, Mango-sized portions of Smoothies. Here they are drinkin' Smoothies at the Ritz....frankly, Mango shoulda stuck to tea.





Then Mango staggered with a pawfectly sober MJ to the pumpkin field where instead of finding one Scruffy/Mango costume...he found this mess!!!!! Heh heh heh....

Hector with a Mango mask...

Mango with a Bogie mask...

Roachin' Mango with a Babystan mask...

And scariest of all was Mango with A LACIE MASK.

Scruffy and Mango both fainted. It was hilarious!

MJ, Baylee and I went back to the Ritz and finished those Smoothies...saw NO POINT in them goin' to waste!

Well...the night is still young...I'm headin' back to the Tower and do some dancin' with the Boyz...lots on the agenda for tomorrow!!!!!

Scary kissies!!!

Laciegirl