Is Dexter a CYBER BULLY?????

Little Lacie here....my feelings are deeply hurt....well, not in this picture...but it's all becuz of a certain LABRADORK in Boston.....

Recognize this guy?? Dexter??? Mango's brother??? You might note he doesn't seem to have teeth...I know for a fact his toofers come out at night just like the stars...yep...dentures.

He has his boxers all in a wad cuz of my last post...my musings about Loki (that totally hot Cracker Judge for the Minster...)...all just that...MUSINGS. WHAT? Oh...the above pic...it's not like I have any control over the toys he plays with....

But back to Dexter....lookit this...this mean-spirited letter he penned me after my adorable last post....



And as for that immune to my "charms"??? Well, I have had several TOURS of his barn, but I'm not the kind of girl er LADY who kisses and TELLS.

So for your reading pleasure.....

Dearest Bestie (sic),
First off, I will remind you that I, Dexter, remain one of the few (and I mean very few) dogs on the internet who is immune to your "charms." I find little to please in your potty mouth remarks and questionable attire. It pleased me to no end that Judge Loki sussed out your cheap attempt at bribery by offering something that you give away freely every day.
Loki is no fool and knows that should he decide to engage in the right of passage known rather benignly as a "date with Lacie" then he can do so at any time he chooses.
I will not soon forget when you made your journey to our estate, but I am gentleman enough not to pester your hapless Mumsi for compensation due to the permanent hearing loss I suffered while transporting you.
http://mangosgreatadventures.blogspot.com/2008/11/invastion-part-ii.html

As for your comment on MY blog regarding dental work. I remind you that I did have a few extractions when just a wee pup due to a (rather adorable) over bite which caused my canines to mis-align. That, however, is beside the point. I realize that for you it is near impossible to imagine keeping one's mouth securely shut until there is something of value to say. However, I, Dexter prefer to keep my own counsel until I have thoroughly collected my thoughts.
Regards,Dexter

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME....

He makes me sound like this......

Sheesch....

When really....well look at me....

Seriously, I feel like I've been CYBER BULLIED....poor innocent little me....






So....I propose INSTEAD OF THIS.....

THIS!!!!!

Frankly, I think Peewee is acting like a big baby...I mean, it's not like has teeth.



So I'm gonna help him out with a new BINKY.....that'll help him KEEP HIS TRAP SHUT!!!

HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TAKE THAT DEXTER!!!

BEAST