Yes, yes...I am so in the Naughty Corner...lookie at Mumsie's furs in this picture...honestly, all I did was try to improve them...so last week as Mumsie ushered me into the shower for a fur wash, um well I went crackerdog attacking the shower door and sprang up and well hung from the thinnin' side of her furs. Tore a nice chunk offa them, I did...and then this morning she was tryin' to towel me off in the shower and well um I might have done the same thing again...cept from the other slightly thicker side...I am so all about symmetry.Frankly, I like her new Lacie Layers a lot more than she does. And as for that small second degree burn on her arm from last night when she and I had a bit of a fight over the cookie sheet comin' outta the oven? So not my fault. She is so just a big crybaby...yep....
Now this really fries my socks...an alert Asta sent me this pic from Bonedog Goodmints from New York...Stanley and I had both applied for modeling jobs there...SO WHY AM I SITTIN' OUT ON THE SIDEWALK? All he has to do is stand really still and hold that newspaper in his large Dale mouth....and he gets PAID for doing that? Like hooge numbers of dollars?This is an outrage...this is so not fair...
Ruh roh...back to the Naughty Corner...I hear Mumsie comin'....to check...she mumbled something 'bout me bein' a poor example for the boyz...and the rest of blogland.
Sheesch,
Lacie Layers...
Need a fur trim? Just contact me...!!
31 comments:
Bahahaha, I should do that to my homie! Minus the symmetry.
Me thinks you did a good job there, and we all know you would make the best model
See Yea George xxx
Oh my...muzzers is generally very paw ticular about their furs. I think you should be carefuller in the near future. And the burn..well, muzzers are also clumsy and we just can't be blamed for that, can we? (well, yes.)
I just think you should be a model of canine good behaviour for a while, and you will soon be back in the Mumsie's good gracious.
Gussie n teka
Pfft, second degree burn. That's only one worse than a first degree burn.
You did a great job on Munsie's fur, Lacie. I really like it. She looks so cool. And both sides are even, too!
As for that job in New York, yes it's awful that these "stars" get paid so much these days for doing so little. Take that guy there. You can tell he has absolutely no talent at all. Why, I can even do that job!
Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
pee ess Hi Scruffy, you dummy.
Dearest Mumsie -
Do woo want to ship her to my mom fur a transport?
We khan deliver her safely to anyplace but DaBurgh -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We are quite impressed with your human furs layering skills. SHE doesn't know how to appreciate the things you do for HER, that's the problem. Same here, buddy, so don't worry, we're on our side.
uh-oh!
Dear Scruffy,
I apologize for calling you a dummy. I was hoping you'd consider it a term of endearment. But now that I think about it, I guess it wasn't. Sorry.
Love and Lots of Extra Koobuss Kisses for you, my Scruffy,
Koobie
Great blog ya got here! found you from Gus's blog.
How do we follow ya?
Stop by Bocci's Beef's when you get a chance-an we'll put you on our blogroll too!
Your buddy,
bocci
Which one is the staute? BOL
Benny & Lily
Sounds like mumsie might want to shower alone for a while. Who knows what you will grab next?
Slobbers,
Mango
Oopsie! Your mom person still looks very nice. Enjoy the naughty corner.
Ummmm Lacie....
I tell ya... I thought ya and Toby were certifiably bonkers.......Lakies 'n all... but taday we met a lady with 6 Lakies at earthdog and one was even worse than ya and Toby put together....like a dog with a brain defect.....crazy fer sure....Gram says she doesn't feel so bad now...it's nice ta know there's dogs worse than the 2 of ya.....now all we have ta do is get ya both ta change...fat chance that is......
Dewey Dewster here...
Oh heavens!! How could they say you wouldn't make a good model?? Absurd!!!
I see no problems with your mums fur do except she's like every other hooman, they just don't have enuff fur!!
BOL!!!
Lakie lovin!
xoxox Autumn
Oh-oh!
I can understand why you are in the Naughty Corner!
I hope Mumsie is doing well!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Shower? Towel? And that's all that happened ?
Crikey, wish we could have seen what happened when Mumsie tried to wash your fur. That would have been hyterical.
Tell Mumsie, her fur looks lovely.
Noah x
ps. your card arrived this week. Thank you.
Good grief Lacie! After your shower misbehavior, it's a wonder Mumsie didn't shove you into the oven while she had the chance! Laciecakes, indeed! And as for that dog model at Bergdorf's? There's no way you could keep your mouth shot long enough to take a photo, much less pose. Fear not, perhaps they'll make yet another sequel to JAWS. You'll be a shoo-in for the title role!
Your pal,
Petey
P.S. See? I can leave a comment and not once mention your ginormous butt!
Believe it or not, our mom is loving Mumsie's new hAiredo and wants to have one just like it! Please tell Khyra's mom to transport you here, Lacie! Mitch loves smaller dogs, ya know! Pack like you're planning to stay for a good long time!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Yes Lacie, You should have DEFINITELY been a model hound!
We hope mommy is alittle more careful near the oven in the future ;)
Lacie. You could be charging for your stylin' efforts. Moma and OurGirl just visited their "Steven" and, honestly, we think you did just as particular a job as he. And it went a lot faster. And cost a lot less monies. And just think of all the treats you could buy with your fees.
So. Why? We don't understand. Why are you in the naughty corner? We saw NOTHING that would suggest naughty behavior. It's all in the eyes (or hairs) of the beholder.
One last thing. Our veri word is angst. What's that all about? We think too many have their heads in the wrong places. Like leaning over in the shower. You get what you ask for. Right?
Jake and Fergs
LAcikins
I think Mumsie looks youngew and mowe faboolous than evew..I don't see why you'we in the notty cownew..you did a splendid job..as faw as the cookies..that is soooo hew own fault..she should know to shovel them into youw mouf fastew
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..I have a new modeling gig fow us to apply fow
,I'm suwe we'll get that one and leave Stanny in the dust hehehe
Fabbie job on Mumsie's furs Lacie, she looks smashing even with a burnt hand.I mean you'd think by our moms would know we are cooker and dishwasher monitors. Though I prefer not be the shower one. As for Stanley in Bones Dog Good man think his modelling skills are a boit wooden......haaaa...sorry couldn't resisit it....
Wiry loves Eric xxx
Lucky lucky you Lacie, having a Mom with hair that you can 'rearrange'. I think the new super-symmetrical style looks just great. my human is SO BORING. She likes to keep her hair really sort. I wonder why?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
We're thinkin' you did a great job on Mumsy's hairs. Tres chic!! As far as the newspaper holding job~~you'd surely get bored of that anyway. Hope you get out of the corner soon.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog and Hootie
ps-sorry we haven't been around much lately. Our hooman sissy and her hubby AND our daddy have all been here causing a ruckus!!
Hey Lacie,
I was wondering last night why you weren't at the Miss Universe Pageant, I guess you were in the naughty corner eh? You could have TOTALLY won it you know?
Can BabyStan get STINKY a job and take him there so he can sit there forever too?
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Lacie,
I think mumsie looks great! My mama needs a haircut, if only we didnt' live so far away! We have to take turns getting haircuts b/c my grooming visits cost so much as they charge by how much i weigh! sheesh! can i help it I'm a "big boned" dale!
Love,
Janie
Darling we are a bit behind..excuse me for one minute WHAT THE HECK IS ON YOUR NECK IN YOUR NEW PICTURE FOR THE HEADER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DOES SHE THINK THIS IS GOING TO HELP???? ooohhhh what is the matter with these humans?? I can't type any more I am feeling faint////( AND NO THIS IS NOT HIM TYPING IT IS ME) Love A+A
Your mumsie looks great!!
hugs
Momo & Pinot
You have found your true calling. Mumsie could not have gotten such a great cut even in the fancy NY places. Good job, Lacie!
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