Saturday, August 21, 2010

Lacie; For Sale Cheap.....

Yes, yes...I am so in the Naughty Corner...lookie at Mumsie's furs in this picture...honestly, all I did was try to improve them...so last week as Mumsie ushered me into the shower for a fur wash, um well I went crackerdog attacking the shower door and sprang up and well hung from the thinnin' side of her furs. Tore a nice chunk offa them, I did...and then this morning she was tryin' to towel me off in the shower and well um I might have done the same thing again...cept from the other slightly thicker side...I am so all about symmetry.

Frankly, I like her new Lacie Layers a lot more than she does. And as for that small second degree burn on her arm from last night when she and I had a bit of a fight over the cookie sheet comin' outta the oven? So not my fault. She is so just a big crybaby...yep....
Now this really fries my socks...an alert Asta sent me this pic from Bonedog Goodmints from New York...Stanley and I had both applied for modeling jobs there...SO WHY AM I SITTIN' OUT ON THE SIDEWALK? All he has to do is stand really still and hold that newspaper in his large Dale mouth....and he gets PAID for doing that? Like hooge numbers of dollars?
This is an outrage...this is so not fair...
Ruh roh...back to the Naughty Corner...I hear Mumsie comin'....to check...she mumbled something 'bout me bein' a poor example for the boyz...and the rest of blogland.
Sheesch,
Lacie Layers...
Need a fur trim? Just contact me...!!

32 comments:

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Bahahaha, I should do that to my homie! Minus the symmetry.

George the Lad said...

Me thinks you did a good job there, and we all know you would make the best model
See Yea George xxx

Gus said...

Oh my...muzzers is generally very paw ticular about their furs. I think you should be carefuller in the near future. And the burn..well, muzzers are also clumsy and we just can't be blamed for that, can we? (well, yes.)

I just think you should be a model of canine good behaviour for a while, and you will soon be back in the Mumsie's good gracious.

Gussie n teka

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Pfft, second degree burn. That's only one worse than a first degree burn.

Koobuss said...

You did a great job on Munsie's fur, Lacie. I really like it. She looks so cool. And both sides are even, too!

As for that job in New York, yes it's awful that these "stars" get paid so much these days for doing so little. Take that guy there. You can tell he has absolutely no talent at all. Why, I can even do that job!

Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

pee ess Hi Scruffy, you dummy.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Dearest Mumsie -

Do woo want to ship her to my mom fur a transport?

We khan deliver her safely to anyplace but DaBurgh -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Inky and Molly said...

We are quite impressed with your human furs layering skills. SHE doesn't know how to appreciate the things you do for HER, that's the problem. Same here, buddy, so don't worry, we're on our side.

doyle and mollie said...

uh-oh!

Koobuss said...

Dear Scruffy,

I apologize for calling you a dummy. I was hoping you'd consider it a term of endearment. But now that I think about it, I guess it wasn't. Sorry.

Love and Lots of Extra Koobuss Kisses for you, my Scruffy,
Koobie

Bocci said...

Great blog ya got here! found you from Gus's blog.
How do we follow ya?

Stop by Bocci's Beef's when you get a chance-an we'll put you on our blogroll too!

Your buddy,
bocci

Benny and Lily said...

Which one is the staute? BOL
Benny & Lily

Mango said...

Sounds like mumsie might want to shower alone for a while. Who knows what you will grab next?

Slobbers,
Mango

Oskar said...

Oopsie! Your mom person still looks very nice. Enjoy the naughty corner.

Dewey Dewster said...

Ummmm Lacie....

I tell ya... I thought ya and Toby were certifiably bonkers.......Lakies 'n all... but taday we met a lady with 6 Lakies at earthdog and one was even worse than ya and Toby put together....like a dog with a brain defect.....crazy fer sure....Gram says she doesn't feel so bad now...it's nice ta know there's dogs worse than the 2 of ya.....now all we have ta do is get ya both ta change...fat chance that is......

Dewey Dewster here...

autumnsblogspot said...

Oh heavens!! How could they say you wouldn't make a good model?? Absurd!!!

I see no problems with your mums fur do except she's like every other hooman, they just don't have enuff fur!!

BOL!!!

Lakie lovin!
xoxox Autumn

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I can understand why you are in the Naughty Corner!
I hope Mumsie is doing well!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Angus said...

Shower? Towel? And that's all that happened ?

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey, wish we could have seen what happened when Mumsie tried to wash your fur. That would have been hyterical.
Tell Mumsie, her fur looks lovely.

Noah x
ps. your card arrived this week. Thank you.

Petey said...

Good grief Lacie! After your shower misbehavior, it's a wonder Mumsie didn't shove you into the oven while she had the chance! Laciecakes, indeed! And as for that dog model at Bergdorf's? There's no way you could keep your mouth shot long enough to take a photo, much less pose. Fear not, perhaps they'll make yet another sequel to JAWS. You'll be a shoo-in for the title role!

Your pal,

Petey

P.S. See? I can leave a comment and not once mention your ginormous butt!

Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie said...

Lacie, Lacie, when will you learn. Being in the naughty corner can't be much fun. Maybe you should take some lessons from Mama on fur strippin'. Errrr, or you could hide out here incognito. We know exactly how you could disguise yourself, hehehehehe! Maybe Mama could bleach your hairs and give you black spots like Katie, wahahahaha!
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

Maggie and Mitch said...

Believe it or not, our mom is loving Mumsie's new hAiredo and wants to have one just like it! Please tell Khyra's mom to transport you here, Lacie! Mitch loves smaller dogs, ya know! Pack like you're planning to stay for a good long time!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

julandmatt said...

Yes Lacie, You should have DEFINITELY been a model hound!

We hope mommy is alittle more careful near the oven in the future ;)

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. You could be charging for your stylin' efforts. Moma and OurGirl just visited their "Steven" and, honestly, we think you did just as particular a job as he. And it went a lot faster. And cost a lot less monies. And just think of all the treats you could buy with your fees.

So. Why? We don't understand. Why are you in the naughty corner? We saw NOTHING that would suggest naughty behavior. It's all in the eyes (or hairs) of the beholder.

One last thing. Our veri word is angst. What's that all about? We think too many have their heads in the wrong places. Like leaning over in the shower. You get what you ask for. Right?

Jake and Fergs

Asta said...

LAcikins
I think Mumsie looks youngew and mowe faboolous than evew..I don't see why you'we in the notty cownew..you did a splendid job..as faw as the cookies..that is soooo hew own fault..she should know to shovel them into youw mouf fastew
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..I have a new modeling gig fow us to apply fow
,I'm suwe we'll get that one and leave Stanny in the dust hehehe

Eric said...

Fabbie job on Mumsie's furs Lacie, she looks smashing even with a burnt hand.I mean you'd think by our moms would know we are cooker and dishwasher monitors. Though I prefer not be the shower one. As for Stanley in Bones Dog Good man think his modelling skills are a boit wooden......haaaa...sorry couldn't resisit it....

Wiry loves Eric xxx

Bouncing Bertie said...

Lucky lucky you Lacie, having a Mom with hair that you can 'rearrange'. I think the new super-symmetrical style looks just great. my human is SO BORING. She likes to keep her hair really sort. I wonder why?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Cassie said...

We're thinkin' you did a great job on Mumsy's hairs. Tres chic!! As far as the newspaper holding job~~you'd surely get bored of that anyway. Hope you get out of the corner soon.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog and Hootie

ps-sorry we haven't been around much lately. Our hooman sissy and her hubby AND our daddy have all been here causing a ruckus!!

Sunshade said...

Hey Lacie,

I was wondering last night why you weren't at the Miss Universe Pageant, I guess you were in the naughty corner eh? You could have TOTALLY won it you know?

Can BabyStan get STINKY a job and take him there so he can sit there forever too?

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Hollie and Janie said...

Lacie,
I think mumsie looks great! My mama needs a haircut, if only we didnt' live so far away! We have to take turns getting haircuts b/c my grooming visits cost so much as they charge by how much i weigh! sheesh! can i help it I'm a "big boned" dale!
Love,
Janie

Agatha and Archie said...

Darling we are a bit behind..excuse me for one minute WHAT THE HECK IS ON YOUR NECK IN YOUR NEW PICTURE FOR THE HEADER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DOES SHE THINK THIS IS GOING TO HELP???? ooohhhh what is the matter with these humans?? I can't type any more I am feeling faint////( AND NO THIS IS NOT HIM TYPING IT IS ME) Love A+A

Momo and Pinot said...

Your mumsie looks great!!

hugs
Momo & Pinot

Moco said...

You have found your true calling. Mumsie could not have gotten such a great cut even in the fancy NY places. Good job, Lacie!