Saturday, August 28, 2010

Where's the Beef??????

Oh's been forever since we've updated. Um...well, before I digress, how do you think my profile looks in this pic? I'm tryin' a new rinse on my furs with Golden Highlights and I think I have a lot more body, don't ya think? "What, Mango? I just set myself up?" Huh? Dunno what the RH is flappin' bout now.....

So um there might have been a little incident at Bark in the Park last week. Mumsie and I went by ourselves for some Mumsie/Lacie Quality time. And she had a new collar on me....and to say I didn't like it would be an understatement.
This hoooooooooooooooooooge Golden gets right up in my, not this puppy, but a full grown creature who musta whispered somethin' bout my mother. Besides, she had some lovely highlights, that I wanted.
Evidently, I didn't respond "in an appropriate fashion," cuz Mumsie and I went to a one on one training class this week. (And yes, the Golden squealed like a big cry baby...tattle tale....)
Mumsie here....I'm pretty sure there is a WANTED poster up at the park with Lacie's face on it. She seems to have removed more than a bit of fur from the Golden. I wanted to dig a hole and crawl in it.
I wasn't happy. Till I saw what I had to do....
Amy, the trainer, brought out this hooooooooge carob Lab who was so fat he looked stuffed. All I had to do was LOOK at the Lab, and make eye contact with Amy. And not REACT.

AND THEN I GOT THIS. Well, not the whole thing, but little bits of it...ROAST BEEF.
I decided then and there to de-fur every Golden I see from now on if it means class and ROAST BEEF.
Life is good. And never dull around here!!
Lacie Beef er Beastie!!!


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

And woo wonder why I paw what I paw -

I guess it is time fur me to paw this again:

Dearest Mumsie:

If woo would like to get her rehomed, please let me know -

I'll have Mom bungykhord her to The Xterra's roof rakhk - and she khan inadvertently end up with the next driver -

PeeEssWoo: Or should I add HER to the TRANSPORT PAKHKAGE on Shelby's aukhtion?

Asta said...

Ummmm Laciekins
Youw pwofile cuwls awe beyond bootimoos. Do you use hot wollews ow a cuwling iwon???? I do love the highlightses too. Iguess you had the golden's haiw (that in advewt ly fell out) ana lised to get that pawfect shade

Do you weally think I look squawe????? Oh I so hope. I do. Mommi has been a whiny hoomom the last few days. I suwe hopeshe stops it soon ow. I' weally moving out
Smoochie kisses fwom the house of woe

Lorenza said...

You always have interesting stories to tell us about!
Hmmm... I guess I must say... poor dog!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Oskar said...

I think this is a wonderful reward program. That other dog was probably too warm with all that extra furs anyway.

The new header pic is most becoming!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Roast beast?!? Sheesh. Mom is SO taking me to the wrong trainer. I just get turkey hotdogs... I must talk to Mom about this whole roast beast thing. BTW, we love the 'do!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy

Angus said...

Boy that beef looks good. Hope you get to see lots and lots of goldens and get lots and lots of beef!

Mango said...

Beastie! I am so proud of you going to skool and whatnot. You know, it isn't so bad because it DOES involve foodables and smoochies and stuff. Who knows, maybe you will be in graduate skool someday like me.

That business at the park sounds most unattractive. Nobody likes a bully you know.

Study hard and just let me know if you need any tips. Hehehe.


Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Lacie you are amazing. We like your style.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Moco said...

You are just too much most of the time. Where ever did you get that dress in your header?

Noah the Airedale said...

Lacie, the girls think your fur looks fab. They want to know the colour as they're thinking of highlights too. Personally I think you looked great before as well as after.
We hope you didnt hurt the other doggy to badly. Lucky he didnt turn on you Lacie. You have to be careful ok.

Noah x

Gus said...

Lacie...I luv your new header picture and do not understand how Mango Man can say your (ahem) looks fat.

Um, did muzzer ever tell the story about what I did to the Siberian Husky? Um....what about the story about the Bernese Mountain dog?

Sufficient unto the day, I was in trouble for long times, and had my leash seriously shortened.

We need to get together and work out how to handle this

Teka Toy

Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie said...

Oh Lacie,
We just love your furs. Especially your ear hairs that are growing nicely. OMD, you need a costume like your photo for Halloween, hehehehe! Foodables??? for biting??? Hmmmmm, I think Katie wants to bite me now. (Mama gave Katie her first modeling lesson today, tee hee!)
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

Bouncing Bertie said...

Now that's what I call an incentive programme!
Toodle pip!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

hmmmm, Lacie Girl, we think we would do anything the humans asked for some of that roast beef.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Huskee and Hershey said...

OmdoG Lacie!!! First and foremost, you are still as gorgeous as ever and your new golden highlights look **ahem** great.

Can't believe you de-furred another pup and got yummy roast beef! AWESOMEeeeeeeeeeee...

Toffee said...

oh my dog!
I better not let my brother Riley see this or else he'll want special one on one time with roast beast too!

hope that you are well,

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Hehehe, treat training, gotta love it. Work the system, girl! I feel the same way about the Goldens in my neighborhood muahaha...

Agatha and Archie said...

If you attack an even bigger dog will you get a steak? Think about that..lOVE a+a

Dewey Dewster said...

Actually, I love yer new color Lacie......why ya even look docile sittin' therer without barin' fer teeth and makin' a perfect snarl.....first time ferever I wasn't scared when I visited ya....I'm sure ya will take care of that toot-sweet.....

Dewey Dewster here.....

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. You never cease to amaze and confuse us. You were SO SWEET when we met. What are we s'posed to believe?

Shakin' our heads
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Petey said...

Clearly you are dressed as the TOOTH fairy in that header. Sheesh, if I were a little kid I'd be horrified to wake up in the middle of the night and find YOU under my pillow!

Word. That is reform school that Mumsie has enrolled you in and not a moment too soon. However....Roast Beef? I went after a huge Doberman the other day (he was showing signs that not only did he love me, but he wanted to LOVE me... Think Deliverance), so I had to tell 'em "no way, man!" (or as Mom says," at least not without dinner and a nice piece of jewelry!"

Your pal,


P.S. Did you notice I've now written two comments without mentioning your sun-obscuring butt?

Penny and Patches said...

Ya know, there's just some doggies, in this world, that some other doggies just don't get along with! There is a doggie (female)that lives near Aunt Wendy and every time I, Patches, see her, we get into the awfulest (is that a word?)fight you've ever seen. Yes the fur flies high!

Penny & Patches

William Tell said...

So let me see if I understand stare down a Golden and get roast beef? I can do that, yeah, I believe I can. I'll practice on a cat or two and let ya know. The Look. Got it.

Happy Tails,
William Tell