Tuesday, June 1, 2010

WIDE LOAD....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hey Everybody...it's me, Stanley...I'm practicin' my meditating; like Mango...but I just can't get the hang of meditatin' lyin' down like he does when I'm on patrol in the yardie. We had Baylee, Bruvver and Sus' dog, here this weekend. She went home today. Mumsie's lyin' down after takin' care of the four of us this weekend.

Psycho Bambi is hangin' around too...she went after Scruffy yesterday. Mumsie charged the deer. Like I said, she's lyin' down. Mumsie that is...the deer ran away.

She said this house is too much for her...

Hmm...is that a noise I hear? As being the largest canine here, I can't help but think I'm IN CHARGE....no matter what Lacie sez....

Hmm...lookie at my oversized Dale ears...this was how I looked when I got this pic Scruffy took and sent to me on my cell...
We live really close to the PA Turnpike...
Scruffy was out crusin' around up to no good.
He took this pic at a rest area....
That load is SO BIG the truck had to rest.

Did ya notice, Lacie seems to only have three legs here?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hey Khyra...look out...

That truck is headin' EAST!!!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HO HO HO HO HO....

Lacie's gonna kill us!!!!!

Stan falls onto the grass, forgetting about his Head Dog Sentry Duty.....

Loaded Barks,

Stanley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25 comments:

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I hope it will fit through all the tunnels!

Thanks fur the warning!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Wyatt said...

Stanley.
You're funny! Dales are jesters!

Wyatt

Gus said...

Achhhh, Stanny, we think that was a big mistake...hehehehe

gussie

pee ess...muzzer says we know of a lovely Craftsman Bungalow for sale. It would probably fit on one floor of your house, and would be much easier for mumsie to take care of. The yard is fenced, but there are sqrrrls, racoons, birds, frogs, etc, for your entertainment.

Moco said...

Don't close your eyes to sleep tonight. Lacie is everywhere.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh geez,LacieGirl is gonna be really mad at you...And there is nothing worse than a mad dog(she devil!). Run Stan. Run.
AireKisses,
BabyRocketDog

OOoohhhhhh. There is sure to be retribution. I'll be hiding my eyes!
WelshieHugs,
Hootie

Bouncing Bertie said...

Stanley
As you know, I am just a wee laddie and still have a lot to learn. Can you explain to me what is so funny about Lacie's rear end? I think it's rather nice -well padded, comfortable looking etc.
Toodle pip!
A confused Bertie.

Inky and Molly said...

Would ya all get of the Lacie Girl's case? She's got a beautiful butt butt and we reckon it's pure jealousy speaking through all of that tosh.

Mango said...

The original wide load. Fear not, Stan, I bet you can outrun the wee beast. Good job guarding. It is OK to meditate sitting. I do it all the time.

Slobbers,
Mango

Penny and Patches said...

Stanley, you and Scruffy just can't stay out of trouble! One of these days, Lacie is going to get back at both of you!

Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

BOL...

Oh My...Can't wait to see Lacie's revenge for this one...

Abby xxxoo

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Dearest LacieKhupKhakes -

I've had my mom paw our lokhal Dunkin Donuts -

We've arranged fur their entire produkhtion for this week to be saved fur woo -

Do you think that will khover your khraving fur donuts?

Please advise - if not, we khan khontakht a few dozen more and reserve theirs as well

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

ScrapsofMe said...

When Lacie finds out you've been playing with her blender again, there is gonna be heck to pay. You guys need to stay outta the sauce...or she's gonna sauce you upside the headbone! Whatcha putting in those smoothies? Vodka? Cuz you guys are gonna get it...and IT ain't gonna be pretty.

However, I can't wait to see the fur fly when she see's this post.

waiting...waiting...waiting...

Bonnie

Cookie said...

Oh, dear!

That's not very nice, Stanley! (Funny, but not nice!) Poor Lacey. No wonder she's so shrieky! BOL

Grand Bisous!
Cookie

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Rut roh, Stan - better run and hide, we don't think somegirl is going to be too happy with this.

You know what they say about payback.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Noah the Airedale said...

You're a brave dale Stanley!

Noah x

Sally Ann said...

Oh no Stanley, I would be afraid. A mad lakie is not a happy lakie. Stanley, maybe you should keep a steak to toss at her if she is angry at you.
Sally Ann

Asta said...

Stanny and Scwuff..One wowd
WELOCATION!!!!!!

you awe sooo done fow.
It was lovely knowing you, hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Asta said...

Laciebabikins,

Should I come and hold youw paw thwoo this yucky stowm. I think we'we getting it hewe too..i don't know whewe we could wun..huwwicanes, stowms dundew floods, oil spills..ummm, I think it's time to go visit Ewic. wadda ya think?
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..mommi says to tell mumsie"nyenye nye, told you so"

Joe Stains said...

You are CRUISIN for a BRUISIN buddy. Lacie is NOT going to be pleased about that one!! Just make sure that truck stays pointed East please!!

pam said...

Ooooh I bet yer gonna get in trouble. I always get in trouble when I talk about Meja's ahhh 'Wide Load!l'

Good Luck,

Bobo

Hollie and Janie said...

You look so regal and handsome guarding the yard, Stanley!! And that picture of Lacey is too funny!!
Love,
Janie

Petey said...

Now Babystan, that wasn't nice to do to poor Lacey! Why, she must have been uncomfortable, squeezing her posterior into that tiny truck. Next time, find her a double-wide!!!

You are one big handsome lug in those photos, pal!

Your pal,

Petey

Lucia said...

Ciao miei amici!

I think you and your fratello should ring up the FBI right now and sign into the witness protection program. Ask about plastic surgery, too. I think it's your only chance.

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Eric said...

Hmmm. Stanley. Scruffers must of been using that special wide angle fangle dangle app on his phone to get such a good shot of that wide load going up your turnpike (like my use of your local lingo?)Sort of looked like the pesky wheelie I sent across the pee to Mumsie when I booted it off in the post van. A at least my wide load is never returning which I guess your wide load might. Hells Bells. Better wake Mumsie and all of you guys run for the hills before that wide load returns with a vengeance.Eeek.Probably wider than it went after all it's pit stops.

Eric xx

TwoSpecialWires said...

So. We're gonna keep on reading. Catching up. Anxious to see what kind of damage Lacie did after reading these two very mean posts.

We love Lacie.

We like you. But we tend to root for the underdog. But wait. She's not really the underdog, is she.

Oh well. We'll just watch our butts.

Jake and Fergi xxoo