Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Revenge of the Lacie......Sorta....

Lacie here...so do I look happy??? After those last two posts casting ASS PURSE SHUNS 'bout my tiny bottom???? NO, the Lacie is not happy with her brothers....and I am plotting revenge...in a second...in a second....

First of all see this fern behind me? OK....so Scruffy is under the table here...sleeping. And Mumsie accidentally bumps him with her bare toes...SNAP...yes, he gave her a little nip.


So she screeches, he jumps and knocks this black chair over.


It hits the fern, who decides to jump off the step. Fernie flies into the family room, hits the chair and lands upside and all the dirt falls out. Well, we can't blame the fern here, can we?


Just another quiet evening here in da Burgh...

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So back to my REVENGE.


The Lacie so owns a magic fairy wand......POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Look at this mushroom growing in our yardie....I just shrank the Boyz down to the right size....they can use if for an umbrella...that Stan refooses to use sunscreen cuz he's got such a dark complexion. I know...I've tried to tell him....

Lacie giggles...
And I can squash those stoopid boyz with my paw, if I so choose......Boyz....get ready to run!!!


Whoooooooooooooooosh....HELP!!!!


Evidently, the Lacie isn't the only one to knows how to operate the magic fairy wand....


"You stoopid Boyz...put me back to my original size...I demand it!!"....screeches Lacie.....


Scruffy to Stan...


WOW, Stan...I mean we shrank the front half of her, but even this magic fairy wand can't shrink the Lacie's Best Side!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Stan and Scruffy choke with guffaws!!!


Reporting barks from the shrunken Holy Terriers Boyz....!!
And Lacie's front half!





26 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...
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Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe her butt will shrink in the rain?


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Why did I pikhture a game of Mousetrap with the 'fern' incident?

Mango said...

I think you need a spy cam running 24x7 at your place because it sure sounds like the fun never ends. Your mumsie should thank Scruff for giving her an aerobic work out.

Slobbers,
Mango

Wyatt said...

Hey, it's sort of like 'Alice in Wonderland'. When you nibble on mushrooms and special drinks you get small and sometimes big! Anyway you doggies are always cute in any size!

Wyatt

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, did woo get his number yet?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Your house sounds like a cirucs - BOL - funny fern story but we know how those things can happen, especially since the carpet is white:) The boys had best be on the alert as we think Lacie's next revenge will be a lot more successful.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

Never a dull moment.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

Koobuss said...

What a sequence of events! You could just see that coming. WOW!! Scruffy, you sure know how to get the ball rolling.

As for the size of Lacie's behind, I'm not one to talk. I have a few problems of my own in that regard. Hehehe...

Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

meemsnyc said...

MOL, that is quite a mushroom!

Cassie said...

Wow Lacie, That was quite a trick you did with your wand. Uuuuuh, Can I borrow your magic wand? There is a big AireGirl I would like to shrink so I can take over as Alpha...I'm tired of her biting my neck and bossing me around. So who shrunk you??
WelshieKisses,
Hootie (using mom's bloggie)

Noah the Airedale said...

Errrr ya plan backsided I mean backfired whaaa haa haa
oh sorry Laciegirl. You'll have to think of something better next time.

Noah x

Maggie and Mitch said...

Do you guys ever have a normal boring day at your house? We're just askin'

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Ah yes...made muzzer laff and laff. but me and Teka know that if that happened here, there would be tears and shouting. A measure of the stress level, ya know.

gussie

Kodiak Grandson Falcon said...

WOW talk about adventure. You guys have one right after another.
Love Ya
Falcon & Jasper

George the Lad said...

Thanks for dropping by my bloggie,
you three sure get up to some fun. hey Lacie my mom grew up with a Lakeland called sooty. she says he was a handfull, a bit like me HeHeHe, we must stick together.
See yea George xxx

Nelly said...

Lacie ... you could sit on them!!!!! That'd show 'em!

Nibbles
Nelly x

Lacy said...

w00fs, hmm mama says how does ur mama grow those bute ti ful ferns..she has no luck with them..and its never a dull moment at ur house..heehee, revenge is sweet..

b safe,
~rocky~

doyle and mollie said...

oh fun and games, lacie you are a crack up fur sure!! loves and licks

Asta said...

Laci Laci
I keep telling you these plots just don't wowk
yuou shouldn't waste youw time on the boyz. come shopping wif me instead, hehehe
btw, how did they get youw wand anyway???
seesh
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Eric said...

Scruffy! You nipped Mumsie and you're not in the naughty corner? But woweeeeee think Lacie has put you under a magic mushroom...peace n love boys! Specially to Mumsie Scruffy.

Wiry love Eric xx

Oskar said...

Laci, I just don't understand all of this fuss about your bottom. It looks like a perfectly fine bottom from where I'm sitting.

Tucker said...

What a funny group you are! it must be fun to watch you all plot against each other or gang up on one of you.

Licks and wags...
Tucker

Jake of Florida said...

What's up with the Scruffman's paw???? Just read sumpin'.

Jake and JH

Asta said...

Lacikins Dawling

Fiwst of all, you did NOT huwt Aggie..i was just kidding(plus I think I was just a little jelly that you had bettew moves wif that ball than i did, and second..ALL Goals awe ouws!!!!

Sheesh why did youw hooman bwofuw do that???
I hope Mumsie suwvives the evening..i think Bwyan should have had to take him home wif him fow the night
just sayin'
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

Lacie you and Tanner need to buy a 8 minute glutes dvd and get to working out already. Also, Mom found a place up the street that sells fresh made pierogies and she just wanted me to tell you that because you can get them being in the Burgh and all. Mom sure misses them. BUT I could care less because she doesn't share them with me. In fact, she will need to be with you and Tanner watching that video if she keeps eating the darn things.

TwoSpecialWires said...

Ummm. We are reconsidering our visit. Especially after noticing that the first comment was deleted. Scary things happen at your house. Odd. Unusual. Totally out of the ordinary.

We don't know if we can handle it.

J and F