Saturday, June 19, 2010

Scruffy, MASKED!

Lacie here....



All right...Dales everywhere...puppies...actually this was Stanny's litter and his Auntie Susie's litter...his Auntie helped raise Stanny cuz his mama died right after he was born...so there were 17 newborn Dale puppers...

And here's Stan as a small tyke...adorable huh? Yep, he still wears that signature red collar! A bit bigger now.


So what's the point here? W E L L....some nice people are thinkin' bout getting a Dale PUPPY from Stan's breeder. But they want to meet Stan, first. Check out the breed, talk to Mumsie etc. (Lacie giggles...I mean, they'll be meeting me too...I just bet they'd LOVE a Lakie.)


BUT, I HAVE AN IDEA. This is such a GOLDEN opportunity for me to attempt to get rid of Scruffy once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bane of my existence. All those nasty pix of my small posterior posted for all the world to make fun of....



All I hafta do is pass Scruffy off as an adorable Dale puppy that they'd love to take home!!!


Found this sorta old box of Wire Foxy Clairol sittin' on a shelf...gonna dye Scruffy a fabbers Black and Tan. I just excel at color!! And what an adorable magic fairy wand, too!


OOPS...wonder if there was an expiration date on that box...funny how he turned out most YELLOW; the Scruffy's signature color....well, I did say this was a GOLDEN opportunity...(Lacie giggles wildly...)






Crap...Tanner, get off my blog...NOW...how did you get on here with that horrid dye job? Oh...yes, I do remember using you to practice on before Scruffy. Hmm...seems like this fur coloring isn't gonna work.




Pawfect...a Stanley Mask for the Scruffy. Sheesch...it only came in a large size...now, I just hafta get Scruffy to indulge in puppy behavior...stop that leggie lifting and use that Sweet Puppy Breath Mouth Rinse that I've developed...yes, you too can have puppy breath...just get those orders in! Don't know what I'm gonna do with the size of his toofers..don't exactly look puppy-like. Puppy sharp toofered dentures???


Love and Kisses,


Lac E. Girlie!!!!!






20 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Ha!!!!!!!!!

So exakhtly how long were woo out in that sun today?????

WANT A LAKIE?????

Are their doorways wide enough?????

HotHugz&FurryKhysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Keep up the GREAT work S&S!

Jake of Florida said...

Scruffy, we think you better high tail it down here ASAP where wire fox terriers are respected for their unique sense of humor, ability to forgive and forget, and honored place in the family!!!

Get a move on, man!!!

Jake and Just Harry

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

You are the most mischievous little Lakie I have ever known. No wonder my boy Hootie thinks you're so swell. 2 peas in a pod!!
Straighten up!!! Cassie(the human)

Teehehehehehe. You are too much Lacygirl! Those dye jobs were so nuveaux. Wow!
XX-BabyRD

Lacie--Moose do NOT fraternize with dogs, so just forget about any intros to our moose. She's a girl anyway...the guys have antlers.
I still love you, Hootie

Maggie and Mitch said...

You'd miss Scruffy 5 minutes after he was gone, Lacie! You know deep down that you truly adore your brother!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Lacie...you have missed the obvious solution, and one that may just save Mumsie from the loonie bin.

YOU my child, need to pass yourself off as a Puppy Dale! Your colors are much closer, your teefies are much sharper, and oh yeah, you kinda walk like a puppy.

Don't know that we can pass you off as a boy without some major major major surgery, but you are such a cute tine girl airedale puppy that they won't be able to resist.

gussie

Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee Lac E girlie, amazing how ur mind works sumtimes..

b safe,
~rocky~

Mango said...

Lacie, even you get it right once in a while. This is a big opportunity for the Scruff to get out from under your shadow. Good luck, dude, remember to look cute and no biting.

Slobbers,
mango

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...
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♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Lacie - we don't think this can end well for you - please give it up now. It can only mean more trouble for you from the boys.

17 puppies and no momma????? Yikes, that must have been one helluva big job for some peeps.

Happy weekend.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. We think you'd miss Scruff straight away. Think of all the attention (and blame) that would lean toward you if he was gone. We mean. There for a while you were catching the blame for some pee spots. Remember? And just who is primarily responsible for bringing the string of boys through your home for those monthly poker parties?

Not that we're partial to WFTs or anything. We just sorta like Scruffy. Despite the dog you make him out to be.

Always loyal to the breed,
Jake and Fergs

Dewey Dewster said...

Sheesh...I'm still shakin' from seeinm' that blog header picture......frightenin'......totally frightenin'....

I think I'm gonna pop over and save Scruffy from a fate worse than livin' with Lacie ferever....Hey scruff...pack yer bags Mate.....here I come...

Dewey Dewster here.....

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
Scruffy... be careful!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

You kids play nice, or your mom is going to have to turn the car around! Woof Woof!

Wyatt

George the Lad said...

You have a dark side lacie, it will come back and bit you in the butt! so to speak Hehehe.
See Yea George xxx

Eric said...

I read your bloggie before I went walkies and doh Lacie! Got an easy peasy solution. Just get Scruffy to roll himself in a dusty mud path. Yep. Tested it out only a short while ago and I've made myself looklikie an airedale allover. Sheese. Fed up with every leggeds cooing at me calling me awwww sweeeet after my spa day on Thursday. Now I looklike a teenage Stanley. You could try it Laciekins, you'd be puppers Stanley. Voila! All stages of aireness for them leggeds to put their peepers on. Haaaaaa. Eric xxxx

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We saw at Butchy and Katie's place that Scruffy is sick. Sibe vibes and paws crossed that he is OK.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

ScrapsofMe said...

Sending lotsa licks n kisses for the Scruffman.

sniffies,
Bonnie

Pearl said...

Lacie,
You are a hot mess. You're my idol.

(Do people say 'hot mess' all over the country, or is that just a southern thing? hmmm...)

Scruff man,
I heard you were sickies and I just came by to say that I am thinking of you. Give us an update when ya can, ok? I am worried...

StanMan,
HIDE. Lacie is up to somethin'.

xo
Pearl

Inky and Molly said...

our pinkie wants a box of puppers like that

Joe Stains said...

Sorry I have given up on trying to keep track of Tanner so I have no idea what he is up to these days. I am kind of hoping he just wanders away and never comes back.