All right...Dales everywhere...puppies...actually this was Stanny's litter and his Auntie Susie's litter...his Auntie helped raise Stanny cuz his mama died right after he was born...so there were 17 newborn Dale puppers...
And here's Stan as a small tyke...adorable huh? Yep, he still wears that signature red collar! A bit bigger now.
So what's the point here? W E L L....some nice people are thinkin' bout getting a Dale PUPPY from Stan's breeder. But they want to meet Stan, first. Check out the breed, talk to Mumsie etc. (Lacie giggles...I mean, they'll be meeting me too...I just bet they'd LOVE a Lakie.)
BUT, I HAVE AN IDEA. This is such a GOLDEN opportunity for me to attempt to get rid of Scruffy once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bane of my existence. All those nasty pix of my small posterior posted for all the world to make fun of....
All I hafta do is pass Scruffy off as an adorable Dale puppy that they'd love to take home!!!
Found this sorta old box of Wire Foxy Clairol sittin' on a shelf...gonna dye Scruffy a fabbers Black and Tan. I just excel at color!! And what an adorable magic fairy wand, too!
OOPS...wonder if there was an expiration date on that box...funny how he turned out most YELLOW; the Scruffy's signature color....well, I did say this was a GOLDEN opportunity...(Lacie giggles wildly...)
Crap...Tanner, get off my blog...NOW...how did you get on here with that horrid dye job? Oh...yes, I do remember using you to practice on before Scruffy. Hmm...seems like this fur coloring isn't gonna work.
Pawfect...a Stanley Mask for the Scruffy. Sheesch...it only came in a large size...now, I just hafta get Scruffy to indulge in puppy behavior...stop that leggie lifting and use that Sweet Puppy Breath Mouth Rinse that I've developed...yes, you too can have puppy breath...just get those orders in! Don't know what I'm gonna do with the size of his toofers..don't exactly look puppy-like. Puppy sharp toofered dentures???
Love and Kisses,
Lac E. Girlie!!!!!