Stanley here....yeppers, I get to post! Cuz this week was my GOTCHA DAY!! Yep, I've suffered er I mean have enjoyed livin' here in da Burgh for TWO WHOLE YEARS!! So what did we do to celebrate? We posed in our Christmas bandannas! Scruffy certainly seems to be in a good mood today....course Scruffy is never in a bad mood unless ya touch his feet.
He does look good in red...course most foxies do....
Hmm...speakin' of moods...looks like Laciegirlie is in one today...she only has one mood....
BAD.
Ahhhhh....can ya imagine livin' with this for two years? That's twenty four months to be exact.....Look at that famous snarl.....awful close to my handsome Dale face....
Hmm......
What's a Dale to do? You know I hate conflict.
Are words necessary? My soulful eyes say it all.....
The other reason Lacie let me post was well um she seemed to have an allergic reaction to all that chapstick she smeared all over her face for her Mistletoe Kiss A Lakie Event.
See what I mean?
Ahhhhh....can ya imagine livin' with this for two years? That's twenty four months to be exact.....Look at that famous snarl.....awful close to my handsome Dale face....
Hmm......
What's a Dale to do? You know I hate conflict.
Are words necessary? My soulful eyes say it all.....The other reason Lacie let me post was well um she seemed to have an allergic reaction to all that chapstick she smeared all over her face for her Mistletoe Kiss A Lakie Event.
Her lips swelled up again you can't tell her butt from her face......she can't talk...works for us.....
See what I mean?
Course it could be worse...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...oh what a nightmare that would be...Lacie
with TWO HEADS....
SHEESCH...she would never say 'NUFF SAID...cuz she'd never SHUT UP.......
Holiday Dale Howls!!!
Stan the Man!!!
21 comments:
Happy Gotcha Day, Stan! (Just a little bit late. Fashionably so. Right?) You are lookin' mighty handsome and rather calm, cool and collected, after two years with your family. Well, at least collected. Calm might be an understatement, when I see Lac chasing after ya with that snarling jaw. And cool might not be exactly the right word choice. In fact, it looks like you might be conniving somethin' in that (incredibly) handsome portrait of just you alone. Those eyes melt Moma's heart (we've heard her mumblin' about wantin' a dale someday ... just like YOU!). She told us to tell you that Santa brings toys and treats to nice boys like you.
And Scruff. We thought of you just a moment or two ago. While in the shower. While getting cleaned and fluffed up. (You whiteness put us to shame.) You do look stunning in your red Christmas bandana. Santa's gonna see that and treat ya well, for sure. No coal for you, fella. (Just watch the jaws.)
Now, Lac. We suggest that once you can find your face again (try Benadryl - it has calming effects, too) that you start sweet talking dear old Santa, or at least his helpers. We worry about you, sweetheart. We know deep down what a little angel you are. We're just not sure that everyone sees that side of you. And right now, at Christmas, it's especially important to be nice.
Speaking of sides of you. Lac. I'm getting worried about my butt. And my waist. And my chest. I'm starting to get a bad reputation, and every time Moma looks at me, she looks at me with this worried look. I think I'm gonna need lessons in Positive Body Image. Quick.
Merry Christmas. All of you. I'm done pawing this out and feel a desperate need for a holiday treat.
Love
Fergi (and Jake, too)
Happy Gotcha Day Stan!
Woo are one tough khanine to be able to put up with the noise and the khonstant parade of dates!
As fur Lacie...
I khan hear Mango chukhkling NOW!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sweet soulfull eyed Stan
Happy Gotcha Day sweet boy!!
I know you awe the image of patience and have endoowed lots in these last two yeaws, but just know that getting you was the best thing that evew happened to youw family.
I fyou think Lacie is out of contwol, just imagine hew wifout youw calming inflooence.
Scwuffy, you awe a soopew handsome dude..and I'm not just saying that cause you'we my aunt,ummm, bwuvvew? anyway, keep smiling sweetie it's one way to suwvive in all the chaos..ignowance can be bliss, hehehe
Dawling BFF Lacie
I am sending a calming depuffing smoofie fowmoola fow you..can't have you unable to continoo the many smoochies fwom the legions of youw admiwews
love to all of you
smoochie kisses,ASTA
Happy gotcha day! I am shouting since I know you are deaf from all the shrieking you have heard over the past two years. I'll take double butt Lacie over two headed Lacie any day.
Slobbers,
Mango
Dear Stan...Guess we can't call you "Baby" Stan any longer, huh? You are indeed blessed with a wonderful family. Maybe Lacie is a bit wierd, but wonderful nonetheless.
Gussie
Happy Gotcha Day Stan.
I fully understand how you feel having to put up with all those teethies only inches away from your face for so mnay months. My ears do suffer from right old bashings I can tell you!
Molly
Happy belated gotcha day, I do not know what would be best double butts or heads.
Lacie? SPEECHLESS?
I seriously doubt this latest development, but if you say so.
Stan, Happiest Gotcha Day! 2 whole years in your wonderful family! You are a lucky boy, even if Lacie does drive you bonkers.
xoxo
Pearl
I kind of fainted when I saw that two headed Lacie...wow...I need a minute...
Ok Happy Gotcha Day dude, I sure hope it was fabulous. I cannot believe you have ENDURED that sort of squawking for 24 months. That is a LOT of days and hours. wow.
Good luck with your next year, mayeb they will invent some good doggy earplugs!!
Happy gotcha day, Stan!
We sure hope Lacie does see what you posted. You're going to be in deep doodoo!
We're still snickering here! hehehehe
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Happy Gotch Stan!Oh boy you have my symphathies.Not sure which is the worst of two evils. Heads or big botty's. Both scary as hell. Bet you are thankful dear Scruffers doesn't have two gas machines huh? Yeah. Could be worse I suppose.Well.Maybe not. Do a runner Stan - you have my address. Mom loves squary dales like you. I'll get the shed ready.
Wiry love Eric xxxx
happy gotcha just remember you are stan the man!!!
Happy belated GotchaDay!
Oh Miss Lacie, YOU are a winner on our blog 100GiveAway. Stop by mom's email to send your mailing address!! Congrats.
XXX-Hootie
Stanley,
You are such a handsome man, but you must remember:treat others the way you want to be treated. Please don't speak ill of Lacie. She might be rough sometimes, but she is really a sweet little girl dog. She must be a well loved, well treted, and a beloved fur child and sisiter to let her Mommy, and your Mommy put a nursie outfit on her. She is a good girl, so please don't speak ill of her. Maybe the next time she starts getting growlie, try giving her a small milkbone or a toy. Or maybe, try playing doggie chase.
Happy adoption day or Gotcha day(Silly Mommy, the english major, always makes me say things properly.)
Sally Ann
Happy Gotcha Day Stan! I know you have a lot of fun at your place even though you have brothers and sisters and have to sometimes share things you all love each other bunches.
And Lacie speechless, I don't believe that for a moment.
Hooray for your Gotcha Day!
Happy Gotcha Day, Stan! Your family is sure lucky to have you. Even Lacie. Even when she looks like she's going to bite your head off. Really!
Luv,
Duffy
BTW Great header pick!
Happy Gotcha Day, Stan - you look wonderful in all your pics. Poor Lacie girl - Mango is too funny.
Happy Holidays, the OP Pack
OF COURSE WE ARE STINKING LATE AND IT IS ALL PL2's FAULT Happy Gotcha day big boy.....Two whole years...geesh it doesn't seem that long.......I think we need to PAHHHHHTY!!!! Love and ksises A+A
Stanny!! My slacker Mom is late as usual. Happy, happy Gotcha day. You are the most handsome dude I know. And the patience that shines out of those gorgeous eyes. Makes my heart melt. Too bad Mumsie loves you too much to ever let you go or you could come live with me!! And no one would be screamin at you(now lacie, you know you are a "bit" on the loud side...)
We are still on for New Year's eve, right? You know that would be the first pawsiversity of our first date.....
ahhh Stanny. You are a sweet one.
Hugs dear boy,
Sunny
pee ess ppssssttt lacie-hair extensions for the ears, remember????? That brother of mine is brutal on the hair. May be time to bring out the big gun hair products.
Ohhh BabyStan, I'm so happy your mumsie got you (even through all that suffering you've had to put up with over the last 2 years) so I could have another boy to drool over. You were a stinky, but not anymore in my perfect eyes.
Your Lacie is probably hard on you (and everybody/pup else) sometimes, but that gurl knows how to work it, she's got all the survival skills, might not be bad to learn from her.
You don't like conflicts? That I don't understand....that almost sounds like umm...STINKY..
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
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