Sunday, December 27, 2009

I'm Movin' Out...BY SCRUFFY!

Well, well, well....looks pretty peaceful here....our AM I RILL US bloomed Christmas Day...how cool is this????
Even Moosehead wants to check it out...so peaceful, huh??? Well, not for long....

Well, I found these in the bathroom drawer on Christmas when Mumsie was dryin' her fur...Daddy's retainers...so I snatched 'em...hey, it's not just Lacie who wants to look good around here...my bottom incisors are a bit crooked...
Mumsie starts screechin' that those are SPENSIVE and um SHOVES HER HAND INTO MY MOUTH...not so smart, I'm just sayin'...so she bled a little...like all over the floor...it was a minor scratch....I just hope it didn't make my toofers more crooked....



And then today...lookie at me hiding...ya see that purple slipper to the right of this snap? Well, that was tossed at my foxy self...yep...



Even the Black and Tan Club had tucked their tails at Mumsie's screeching.....



Well...yes...it's dirt...on the carpet...and it's the second time in like ten minutes....she had just cleaned up the first pile of dirt when I well just HAD TO DIG IN THE PLANT.






See...see that candy caned shaped dingo???? Well, I buried it in there...I WAS JUST BEIN' A DOG. Mumsie didn't realize till I tried to retrieve it the second time; think she mighta felt bad for like two seconds....and well, I did get a bit covered in mud.







But there was NO REASON TO INCARCERATE ME......sheesch.






All a dog wants is straight teeth and a nice plant in the family room to bury his bone...I'm movin' out...Asta said I can stay with her....
Poor Misunderstood Me....
Foxy Barks,
Scruffman







32 comments:

Gus said...

Poor Scruffman...we hope you reconsider, but if you really move in with Miss Asta and her Pawrents, then you are one LUCKY DOG


gussie

ScrapsofMe said...

Ah....man....I totally understand. I got tossed in a crate just fer being sexy! I tell yah, what's the world coming too? A terrier has got to dig...it's in our DNA. And if it's too snowy to find dirt outside, yah gots to find it inside. I think you should get exta points for finding nice dry clean dirt inside instead of tracking in mud. Bet she didn't think of that huh?
Poor Scrufman. You can come stay with me in my crate if yer crate is cold n lonely.
sniffies,
Bonnie

pam said...

All yer bags r packed yer ready to go...

Yer standin there outside in the cold...

Ohhhhhh I bet mumsie is sorry nowwwwwwww....

Bobo and Meja (singing to the tune of 'leavin on a jet plane)

Mango said...

Did your mom go SQUEEEEE? You can live with me. Bring your blowtorch.

Slobbers,
mango

P.S. If that Angus stuffie shows any signs that he is infected with Clacie DNA I am sending him back to I OWE YA or wherever the heck he came from.

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh! Scruffy... looks like you have been busy!
You can come here with us... but we don't have those things here! But... I know you could find something interesting to do!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Koobuss said...

Oh Scruffy,

You really got yourself into a big mess this time. And you were doing so good, too.

If you can't make it all the way to NYC, you can stop by here and spend New Year's with me.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey pals, we've just been reading your Christmas post. Awww that was lurvley. Scruffy, you are such a deep thinker matie.
As for this post. Poor you Scruffy. You sure were hard done by matie. A purple slipper indeed.

tailwags
Noah
ps. Lacie, the basket is ready!

Moco said...

Come our way Scruffman. The crazy old bat doesn't know what is going on most of the time and would probably think you have lived here forever.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can't believe you got a purple slipper hurled at you, Scruffy! You poor thing! We're not far from Asta. If you need a pick-me-up snackie, you're more than welcome to stop at our house on your way to the Big Apple!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Hollie and Janie said...

You poor thing! You are welcome to come for a vacation in Alabama! We'll go to my grandparents' and you can dig your heart out!! (just see my last post!)
Love,
Janie

Agatha and Archie said...

ARE YOU KIDDING?ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????HOW DARE SHE??????YOU JUST WANTED STRAIGHT TEETHIES AND TO BURY YOUR BONE??? AREYOU KIDDING ME???? OK listen up closely Scruffyman.........Flight 20DOG8......arriving Boston 5 pm(in time for supper) If you are a bit nervous flying Archie said he will rent a motorcyle and come pick you up( he just saw Easy Rider again) We have about 14000 extra beds and you can choose the one you like(do you like clam shells?). WE will make you supper and then you have have as many dingos as you want and you can bury them anywhere.And you can use PL2's whitener retainers....I am S URE she will not mind..ARE YOU K IDDING ME??? I am STILL in a state of shock over this...Love your true pals who will let you do ANYTHING YOU WANT....A+A

TwoSpecialWires said...

Scruffy. We hate to say this in a comment during the holiday season. Because we think you are getting a bad rap. And we believe, in the bottom of her heart, your mumsie loves you. And, just like with Lac, your character is sometimes flawed with exaggerations and misperceptions (you were JUST trying to take care of yourself!). But if, and only IF you need to be rehomed and you want a professional to assist in a perfect place (placement) for you. Come join us at PJ's. We're pretty much in heaven here. And she ends up keeping the "problem" dogs. We'd have a good time. But you've got to hurry. We'll be heading home in a little over a week. (After that you can come to OUR house.)

Concerned aboutcha, Scruff.
We love ya
Jake and Fergi

Eric said...

Scruffy.Sorry bout your O fences. Biting the hand that feeds you?? Bad move dude. Hold on. Is that the same hand as the one that throws slippers? Yeah? Crickey. Scram Scruffy. . .

Wiry wags Eric xxxx

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Scruffy what a raw deal you have had. We feel rather helpless being so far away. All we can do is offer you our virual support and hope things get better for you v soon.

Molly, Taffy and MOnty

autumnsblogspot said...

Oh no...I'm sorry you're being so misunderstood. It's not fair... if you're only being yourself ...you just can't help it!

Perhaps you can go visit Asta and think things over for a bit. Maybe reconsider. You're Ma would miss you terribly!!

I think you should write your ma a note and tell her that your New Years resolution is to be a better son and she can write one for you and say she'll be a better ma!!

Pee ess: I didn't say you had to be a better brother (snickers)hehe

pee ess ess: The blooming flower is a purty one!


xoxox Autumn

Faya said...

My Véronique is cured and now we are going to be take back to a normal life !
Kisses and happy New Year 2010 !
Faya & Dyos & Véronique

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Poor, poor Scruffman! Poppy wants to know if she can move in with you and Asta. She's in BIG trouble around here!

Happy New Year!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Scruffy,
Things will get better. You could come south for a bit. Maybe I could take you to day care with me. I'd love to have a terrier buddy with me. Things are a bit sad around her now. Mommy said they will get better, but still;if, you want to come south, come on.
Sally Ann

Duffy said...

Geez, Scruff, you were just bein' your terrier self! Mom's do get all wound up about stuff like that though. If you come to stay with Asta, you can come over here and we can all really have some fun. Mom is getting us a new sofa, so just about anything goes with our old one. I already chewed up part of a pillow and pulled at the zipper of another. 'Course that was probably why she decided to get the new one.
Luv,
Duffy

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh we feel for you Scruff! Whenever we try to get creative...which is our terrier nature,right?...we have to go to our kennels too. Those toothy things for your daddy look quite tasty. Who could blame a pooch?

Happy New Year!!

smooches, BabyRD & Hootie

Joe Stains said...

Be safe on your journey, I don't blame you one bit. Especially after how bad the Steelers looked this past weekend. Maybe you can become a Jets fan??

erin said...

Scruffy,
We think you are pawesome and under appreciated. You found a totally logical place to bury a chew bone indoors. And isn't it your dad who should be at fault for leaving his teethy things where a dog could reach them? That's how we see it anyhow.
Woof,
Keeley & Teagan

houndstooth said...

Aww, that's a tough break! It's cold and snowy here, but you can stay here if you want.

Bunny

Twinkietinydog said...

Good thing Mango pointed us your direction! Stop. Don't be rush! Didn't you read my post "Locked Up"? We all get in trouble some days, but where-oh-where will you find a better family. Look around you. The pounds are full. Take a deep breath, unpack, and then go to your family, and wish them all a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Twink!

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

You poor little sweetheart. In jail on New Year's Eve. That isn't good. Do you need bail money? A place to stay? My door is always open for you if you need to hide out for awhile.
Wishing you and your family the best in 2010!

Butchy and Snickers said...

Hey Scruffy,
Have ya moved out yet?? Last time Mama talked to Mumsie you were still there, tee hee. We still have room for a wiry kid here at our house. You're welcome to live here.
Your flower is bootiful! Mama bought one once & it grew, but never bloomed. Maybe we should have dug in the pot ya think?? hehehehe.
Luv & Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

Life With Dogs said...

Oh they just love when you dig up houseplants! No wonder you find yourself on the run. Good luck in your new digs. :)

And Happy New Year!

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Whoa, Scruff! You outdid yourself this time!

TwoSpecialWires said...

Happy New Year Scruff and Lac and Stan! We stopped by to see what your new year's resolutions are gonna be. We can imagine! But we want to see them in print.

We're missin' you guys. The holidays are great, but we've been good for too long. We don't want to take any chances while we're still at PJ's. But soon our people'll be home and things can get back to usual. Whatever that means.

Sending our love. Realizing a new year has begun. The slate is clean. Or at least it was at midnight last night.

Jake and Fergs xxoo

MJ's doghouse said...

OH SCRUFFMAN..I FEEL FOR YOU BABE...BUT...i was in the joint last week....serious time...so i think you should come here...we can keep outta trouble here...i learned my lesson..i will not let the feds get me again...and i will take care of you

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Scruffman! I totally understand, my Mum has given up on trying to keep the house clean I think , she just sighs, and brings out the vacuum... nice job there stealing that thing, looks yummy to chew on, I mean, that it what your daddy does right?
-Kira The BeaWoootiful