Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Joey and Tanner ROCK!!!!!

Scruffy here....the judge decided to drop the charges against Purple Protester Lacie in exchange for some community service. He assigned her to visit some elderly male dogs in their homes and render nursing care and companionship for them in their old age. I can tell ya this isn't exactly a hardship for Lacie. I'm pretty sure she was flirting with the judge, too.....and you should see the outfits she wears to go and visit the elderly...Still Let O heels...short skirts..skimpy tops...sheeschsch.......
After our mail carrier got over being chased by the Black and Tan Club, he dropped off a package for us!!!!
FROM JOEY AND TANNER!!!!!
As you can see, Lacie was all over it...IT DOES HAVE ALL THREE OF OUR NAMES ON IT, but she wouldn't let us near it...


Look at all this loot!!!!! OMD, sweet potatos...we adore those!!! Come on Lac...just toss down the package....


OH NO....they got her a lifeguard bandana...POOCH PATROL???!!! They actually said they felt badly that it wasn't here in the summer....HA...Lacie lifeguards Stan and me in all four seasons...what this bandana is gonna do is give her official status of BEING THE BOSS.....


And look it the dress they sent...it sez DIVA all over it and BAD TO THE BONE!!!
Well, that's appropriate!!!
She does look pretty cute in it! ( I had to say that...)





Look at the purple hair bows from Tanner...she's totally gonna be insufferable now....the return of the horned Lakeland. Honestly, Tanner...you don't hafta live with her....




And a card with a nekkid sheep on it? And a stuffed purple demented rabbit? And what's that box up in the corner????






OMD....new poker cards with foxy wires and smooths all over them.....
POKER IS SO ON FOR THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!








That demented rabbit looks an awful lot like Lacie...acts like her too with a frightening cackle and just starts shrieking for no reason.......and has a ginormous PURPLE BUTT....and screams TRA LA LA LA in the most insipid fasion.....Stanny and I are stayin' away from the darn thing....
Tons of thanks to Joey and Tanner for our pressies....YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!
Member....POKER FOR THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!
Reporting Barks!!!!
The Scruffman








28 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Good report Skhruffman!

I still smile oh so much when I see the dainty 'little' girl and her bows!

I think she needs some Mary Janes to khomplete the outfit!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Nice loot from The Boys in The Desert!

Dexter said...

What is it with the bows lately? It makes her even scarier than usual. That outfit is super tight too. I hope she doesn't explode.

Slobbers,
Mango

TwoSpecialWires said...

Well. I guess it pays to be respectful to the postman. You'd better bake him some cookies. Or at least invite him to the poker game.

Now. I've got some questions.

One. Do ALL of you get to stand on the kitchen counter (lovely, I might say) or just Lac?

Two. Is there a particular reason all the pictures on the fridge are up high? Ours usually are, too. And I've never been able to quite figure out why.

And Three. Lacie. What's with the tucked tail? Just when Fergs is starting to keep hers up, now it appears the fashion is to keep it down. You girls confuse me. Next she'll be sprouting horns.

I think I'd better join you for poker. It's getting way too complicated for me around here.

Jake. (Cool pressies. Save some sweet potatoes, 'kay?)

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Khyra is so khorrekht - patent leathers for sure!!! But all kidding aside, that was really nice of Joey and Tanner to do!!! Poker night coming up - good luck to all.

Woos, the OP Pack

Nibbles Treats said...

What a haul! Lucky dogs!!!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Koobuss said...

Glad Lacie got off with just a slap on the paw. Hope that she enjoys her community service and doesn't give any of those old male dogs heart failure.

Great gifts from Joey and Tanner! How nice of them!

Put me down for Friday's poker game. Do I need to bring my purse?

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Moco said...

That Joey and Tanner really know ow to shop. I'm sending you Dawson and Foley for poker this weekend. It will be nice to have a quiet day without them.

Noah the Airedale said...

Poker....I'm in maties.
Lacie, please wear your new dress next time you visit.... arrrrrrrh.

Noah x

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Dear Scruffy,
Please tell Lacie that I was dissapointed she didn't comment on my date with Miss Khyra. I thought she was the queen of all things datee. Well, Sally Ann wanted me to tell you to tell her, she looked very cute. If you want a partner for your card game, I can come over to play.
Mack

Asta said...

Hehehehe
I loooove the demented wabbit, now you can save youw vocal chowds Lacie giwl. By the way, you look fab in that dwess..weally shows youw faboolous figoowe and those bows..I'm so jelly that you can cawwy off that look..speaking of cawwying off looks..Umm, I have always thought babyStn is supew hot(don't tell him), but that nuwsie cap is so NOT him, hehehe
Joey and Tannew's gits twooly wick!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Asta said...

Ummm, I fowgot to say, I wanna play pokew too..ow is it just fow the boyz?

Joe Stains said...

I am glad the postman wasn't too upset with you guys that he decided to keep the package. Tanner was going to try the dress on first to 'stretch it out' but it looks like it fits ok. I have to say those bows actually look pretty nice on Lacie, I thought they were pretty silly looking.

I am so in for some poker, and maybe if we are together our stupid Steelers will get it together and win a game!

The rabbit didn't seem so demented when we got it, I think proximity to Lacie may have effected it.

Hollie and Janie said...

What a fun surprise! Too bad Lacie didn't let you help open it! At least she didn't make you wear the dress and bows! She is pretty adorable though!
Love,
Janie

Martha said...

We are just loving the bows - we are sure they would suit us with our long ears - we will ask our mum to make us some!!!
Lacie you are our fashion inspiration.
Great pressies from Joey and Tanner - enjoy.
We are glad that Lacie got off with community service although we have to go back and read to see exactly what she did.
Perhaps we should have defended her - after all we got Marvin off completely!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Eric said...

Community service??? He,hee!! Dis service more like.tell me Scruffy...she didn't go bending down in the diva dress did she? Showing off her big rear end???Jeepers...

Not sure that Lacie deserved them but rocking pressie's from Joey and Tanner!

Wiryloves and kisses Eric xxx

Agatha and Archie said...

STANLEY..take off your sisters nursing cap RIGHT NOW....oh now she will have to put purell on it.... What a wonderfull load from the boys...Archie said to tell you Scruffy that he is working on a new recipe and he will bring it to the game...you are on your own with that ..Love A+A

Maxmom said...

Enjoy your loot, Lacie! You lucky gal!
Licks and sniffs
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Huskee and Hershey said...

Geez, Lacie scored big time! Those pressies from the boys are great! Actually she really looks pretty cute with those hair bows.

Lacie? Demented rabbit?? LOL!!!

Dexter said...

Hey Beast! I thought I saw you slipping smoothie juice into my IV. I thought you were banned in Boston. What did you put in that stuff anyway? I was feeling really funny totally all night long.

But now that you are gone (hehehe) I feel much better. Although I wish you could have stayed and chased Pee-Wee around a bit because he was total insane cracker dog after being left home alone for almost three hours whilst I had my medical adventure.

Slobbers,
Mango

Anonymous said...

Whoosh... I'm so happy to hear the judge went easy on you.

You are such a fashionista. Can't wait to see what you're wearing for Halloween!!

Girlie Kisses, Autumn

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh Laciegirl you look too cute to be the femfatal that is you! (not sure of the spelling...hey I'm a dog!) Such fab gifts from Tanner and Joey...didn't know they had such great taste.
Smooches, BabyRD

Lac I love you. Be mine forever. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX, Hootie

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