Sunday, September 20, 2009

Does Your Monkey Need Fixing? Part I

SCRUFFY HERE...OMD....my poor monkey...look at him....he went outside to take some fresh air just mindin' his own bizness....
WHEN THIS HAPPENED....Look at her...laughin'...this is an uglee story...young or sensitive pups shouldn't view these pix unattended...if at all......(oh...and check out the bows on Lacie's freshly laundered head...don't they look like HORNS????)

Back to our story...she grabbed my monkey...just snatched it while shrieking like an un-oiled gate.....



And took off...with me, Scruffy, in HOT PURSUIT.....


I got him back...and examined him for injuries...look at that LACIE STARE...the one I was tellin' ya about?????





THIS IS IT HEAD ON....see the FLUFF??? No...that's not Khyra Fluff.....it's my monkey's...well...um...I think he has sanitary section issues....





Lacie came back in for a quick Grab & Snatch....





I'm tuggin' with my bared gnashers...but this Horned Lakeland is strong....
To Be Continued......
Poor Monkey....
Scruffy







27 comments:

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Girl, you look so cute with the horns! I think your new header picture is my favorite yet. Lakie power!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

The bows soooooooooo khomplement the pakhkage!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Do woo need some Khyra Flooooof to re-sokhk the monkey?

MAX said...

Hey there Scruff my mate. Look I have to say that Lacie Babe looks delightful in those Red bows!!! BUT Im beginning to understand the kind of terror she instills in other bloggers...quite feisty hey!
Oh dear, that poor monkey!! If she did that to my toys whilst she was here in SA, I think there would have been serious consequences....phew...luckily she was distracted then!
Lots of licks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA...toys intact!

Mango said...

Those bows are just plain creepy on the little beast. Make her look like some psycho school girl.

I was horrified at the way she went after the monkey's most private stuffing place. Just goes to show why one should not date her.

Protect yourself Scruffer.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gus said...

Poor Monkey.

Teka and Lacie are like non identical clones.

gussie

Lorenza said...

Nope. The Money does not need fixing... he is fixed now! Ouch!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

ScrapsofMe said...

Monkey nuetering...who'd have thought it! I like the bows actually, there's something to be said for looking girly and kicking butt at the same time. Or ripping him a new one as this case appears to be. You go girl! We may be smaller but we're tuff'er for sure.
Girl Power!
Bonnie

pam said...

Oh poor Monkey. Save the Monkey Scruffy save the Monkey!!!

Bobo and Meja

Kali said...

Poor monkey :(

Kali

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, that look on the monkey's face in the last picture is a winner! Poor monkey!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Duffy said...

Who doesn't love a good tug o war? I mean, pooooor Monkey! BTW, the head things do look like horns, Lacie.
Luv,
Duffy

Asta said...

Scruffy
I couldn't even wead the whole thing..it was howwific..that poow monkey
I can't believe it..
umm, btw, how come youw gwoomew found my colow fow youw wibbonsma dn when she did my haiw she put in aqua (yuck!)

don't know if I can come back and wead the west of this howwow stowy..I'm going to have nitey mawes
smoochiekisses
ASTA

The OP Pack said...

Oh no, poor Monkey - you may need to call Nurse Asta to come help fix him all up again.

Not sure what we think about those ribbons, they look kinda weird or something.

Woos, the OP Pack

Agatha and Archie said...

I KNOW this is going to have a bad ending... Love A+A PS your hair looks divine and Scruff.....your red collar is really really cute..... Want to come over for some hot dogs???

Sprite, the odd dog. said...

these are adorable!!! You need to turn some of these fabulous pics into a children's book!!!

Dewey Dewster said...

I must tell ya that I shivered when I saw that picture of Lacie on the blog header......why the horns did it.....'n the facial expression did too....like an angel ready ta pounce on ya 'n make mincemeat outta yer gently flowing neck....don't turn yer back on that one matie.....geez I can't even feel bad fer the monkey....I just have ta feel bad yer ya.....Scruffman......run away...now....if ya head this way we'll pick ya up half-way...****hurry !!!!!

Dewey Dewster here.......

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Poor Poor little monkey. Oh Sruffy, you should call upon Taffy's Mommy and Daddy, they can fix your Monkey. Oh, Laci looks very pretty with her bows on
Sally Ann

Koobuss said...

Oh, oh! That poor monkey. Hehehe

Love the new look, Lacie. (Hope nobody ever makes me wear bows. That would be awful.)

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

pee ess Hi Scruffy. You look as handsome as ever.

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. WHO takes these pictures? And do they do it on purpose??? Poor girl. You do look evil in some of 'em. But I keep tellin' myself I know better.

I'm a little worried about a lack of happy ending to this monkey story. Makes me wish we'd picked up the clone monkey we saw at the Thrift Shop the other day. (Or maybe it was Scuff's monkey - who made a get away. It does seem that poor monk was missing some parts.)

Oh dear. What has life come to?

Love ya girlie,
Love the boys, too.
Fergi (and Jake) ooxx

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

OH! Scruffy - we can see it's starting to tear!!

Let go, Lacie

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Hollie and Janie said...

Scruff!
Lacie is just a ferocious as she is adorable! deadly combo, i'm thinking!! I hope your monkey makes it out alive!!
Love,
janie

Hollie and Janie said...

Scruff!
Lacie is just a ferocious as she is adorable! deadly combo, i'm thinking!! I hope your monkey makes it out alive!!
Love,
janie

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

OMD! Your poooooor monkey! Our mom has one that her aunt made for her about 344,445,455 years ago and it is in a glass-front bookcase with a baby sock monkey. We aren't even allowed to SNIFF them!

We just read your last post and we just gave to say: BAD, BAD, BAD Lacie and Stanny! We used to do that kind of 'scapin' once in a while when we had the invisible fence...sometimes even WITH the collars on! Ouch! And yes, it aged our mom pretty quick too!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Joe Stains said...

omdog I thought they were grounded! Get her back in the house and get your monkey out of there. What in the heck was Stan doing sitting around during all of that.

Eric said...

Crickey that's creepy. And so wrong. Lacie with the bows on her square head. Scruffy. Pal. Let go of that Monkey pronto and run for your life. Never mind your sanitary section. You need to get away from Lacie insanity...

Worried. Eric xxxxx

And Miss Enid coming over??.Of course I keep her under control but what if she got in Lacie's clutches???Makes me shudder to think about.

Petey said...

We've always known Lacie was a horny beast and now we've got the photographic images to prove it! What a ghastly tail, errr, I mean tale! Scruff, should I send you an alligator to put things on an even playing field?

Your pal,

Petey

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Excellent tug of war. You know we are big fans of this sport.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & Hootie