Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Monkey. Part 2....the Destruction.

OK...Scruffy back to continue the coverage of this horrible incident involving my sock monkey....

If you bigify this pic, you can see how frightening it is...Petey made some comment about Lacie's horns, but if I write it, I'd probably get in trouble (for the grammararians, he used it as an adjective, not a noun....)....Look at her ears...she looks like she's ready for takeoff with my monkey.....
Some of you were wondering what Stan was doing during this incident. This. He was terrified. He wouldn't even turn his head when Mumsie called him. Nada...pretending he wasn't there. He hates conflict.
The tug of war got too close to him....read the body language of the big Dale...ears back...looks miserable...poor guy...is he really a terrier? Maybe he's a golden or a lab...in a black and tan coat?


OMD...look where the wound is on my monkey? And look at that expression on Lacie's face...bet her black DATE BOOK is gonna be EMPTY after this post.



Is that what I think it is? Oh no. I shall have to mail it to Mango's momma for further examination.




Sheeschecch....look at our yardie.....







And look at my monkey. FLATTENED.





She is NOT SMIRKIN', IS SHE?






OH HELP. We have to live with her......
Scruffy








23 comments:

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

Just wanted to stop by & say Hi...

I'm back to Blogging...I gave my Mom a real Talk-N-To...

Abby xxxooo

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Hahahahahahahaha! That picture of you with the stuffing coming out of the monkey's, uh, business is the funniest picture I've ever seen!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo know, woo khan put bows on it
And maybe even some lipstikhk,

BUT(t) it still a LacieBeastie!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Watch out G20!

Gus said...

Oh Scruff. You have my sympathy. You know what happens when we let Lacie and Teka plan things on outings, so beleive me, I understand!

If you and BabyStan wanna move here, Muzzer says it is OK. Just don't tell Lacie, OK?

gussie

pam said...

Smirkin AND laughin!!! We think she's a Devildale.

Maybe yer mommy can rush monkey to the surgery..

Bobo and Meja

Mango said...

We believe you have properly identified the monkey's former anatomy and feel shocked and disgusted by Lacie's behavior.

Not to mention she looks like some crazed Dorthy in the Wizard of Oz with those bows in the first picture.

Slobbers,
Mango

Rosie said...

OMDOG I can hear her wicked witchy laugh by just looking at that last picture.
Great post.

Asta said...

Oh My dog
That poow monkey
I have done suwgewy in the past myself, but to be so gleefull at the disembowlment of a wondewful monkey is a bit much Lacie.
Just cause you'we gowgeous will not always be a pass you know..just sayin
smoochie kisses
ASTA
and a special kiss fow Stanley the twaumatised

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Since both Hootie and I have a propensity to tear into our stuffies I gotta say: Way to go Lacie!! They're meant to be hunted and eviscerated.
AireKisses,
BabyRD

Oh Lacie I love you so much. You are full of life and your eyes twinkle when you're a naughty girl. Like the bows too...very girly. You can flirt with this fellow any time you want!
WelshieKisses & Hugs,
Hootie

Mack and Sally Ann said...

I'm so sorry about your Monkey. Try sending it Taffy's Mommy. Taffy did a post about how his Mommy and Daddy fixed his stuffies.
Sally Ann

William Tell said...

Wow, the monkeyshines that goes on at your house! Whooeeee! Wish I'd been there for the destuffing of the monk. I'm gonna have to get me one of those sock monkeys. Maybe two or three.

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Maggie and Mitch said...

That poor monkey! He's really been through the wringer!
Baby Stan is sure a big woos!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

oh geez guys, this is terrifying. and she WAS totally smirking. What a little brat! i don't know how you guys put up with her!! woops, crap I didn't really MEAN all of that...Tanner made me say it.

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. Girlie. What are you trying to teach me? You know I read these posts. I'm so impressionable right now. I'm very confused. On one hand (I have to admit it... it's coming out of me... it does look like a bit of transference. And even a bit of ... can I say it? Fun? I can just imagine all those BOYDOGS that had no respect for me for all those years...) but REALLY??? This was a bad dream, wasn't it? Please tell me I'll wake up and realize it wasn't true.

Still lovin' ya,
Fergi (the young and innocent)

TwoSpecialWires said...

Scruff. This is wrong. I get it now. I am the only one who disembowels (if that's what you can call it... didn't look much like bowels to me) my stuffies. Fergs leaves 'em alone. If she did this... I think my whole attitude might change. Is there a Part 3? If need be, I saw a twin to that monkey. We could adopt him. For the time being, my sister'd leave him alone. I think. But then again. I'm not sure.

Let me know. I'm worried aboutcha and your monk.

Yours,
Jake xx

ScrapsofMe said...

Woohoo! A new soprano for the monkey choir! The monkey n the stuffin bits look like they are going to be reconstructed. Either that or they are being laid out for a funeral of epic porportions. Prehaps a New Orleans style funeral? With trumpet players and umbrellas? Anywhooo....I like yer bows. It adds a nice kick butt kinda touch.

Bonnie

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Hollie and Janie said...

That Lacie does seem very pleased with herself! Maybe Stan was smart to get out of dodge! I would have probably been right with Lacie.... I'm prone to a little destruction myself!
Love,
Janie

Pearl said...

I am laughing outloud at Stan in these pics! He really is a gentle giant. Poor guys looks more non-confrontational than me!!

Agatha and Archie said...

LACIE!! HOW COULD YOU!! YOU flattened his sock monkey!! I happen to know that was one of his FAVORITES!!! (and really darling don't let him know I said this but your surgical incision was quite precise for an amateur) Anyhoo....Uhhm how long do the bows stay in?? They are really circa 1950's......What about a lovely veil or a beret or something......Love and kisses Aggie PS I don't think I will let my brother read this post.. you know how emotional he gets over toys..

Deetz said...

Lacie kinda looks like a lil bambi deer gone rabid!
I think I just want to be friends, no dates here....Sharkie said, he would take his chances with Lacie.....
ps....sorry about your sock monkey
Deetzy

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Oh heck that was a nasty mess!

Poor Stan he has such a sensitive nature and he has to watch this extreme violence in his own garden.

Dare we ask how the monkey is now? Or is that the end of a species?

Molly, Taffy and MOnty

Moco said...

That poor monkey. The two you made fast work of him. Poor Stan just isn't into all the blood and guts that goes on in your yard.