Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Recycled Felt or Lacie Goes Green.....

Some dogs just never learn....OK...obviously the above pic is of those attractive MALES, Jake and Just Harry. They have these two SCRAPS OF FELT, er I mean Wheelies named Maigreet and Clouseau are from France or someplace that does the whole parley the fran-ceez......
Now it came to my knowledge that these two did NOT WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH THE LACIE. I assumed they were just shy....HA! I offered to cook them some Cocoa Vin...substituting Carob for the cocoa...but no dice....NO DATES...and they said NEVER in about 12 different languages....
And THEN....this morning in my chattie box...they (oh, this is just so disturbing....) called me a grandmother. And alluded to the fact that they think my sweet BROTHER Gilbert Wheelie....might be my SON. Based on their lousy investigative skills,I'm sure....
This is SLANDER or LIBEL... um...can never remember which....
(Lacie begins to develop a headache....) I thought about goin' shoppin' to feel better, but then I had an IDEA.....


I'm openin' up a new bizness....like that brown, black and white handbag.....????????? Made from recycled SCRAPS OF FELT WHE....er Felt??? No, I didn't make this...just found a pic of it....


How's this handbag....it was originally made from
Airedale Heaven in Georgia....I've just changed it a bit......
Like the new handle.....taped to the mouth?????



How bout this...taped to the butt??? Very helpful if the Wheelie isn't housebroken....or has HEM Or ROIDS....


I'm thinkin' bout payin' a visit to Florida to pick up some more SCRAPS OF FELT. (Those sturdy RED handles could give it a whole new look......)





This purse is so easy to grab in a hurry.....






Can be used as an Over Your Nose Bag....scads of room for your nosecara etc.....







Or as a MANPURSE....and as Scruffy is demonstrating...A Clutchbag.......he was clutchin' it so hard, Mumsie had to toss a whole handful of Gummibears at him to drop it......








(No wheelies IN THIS HOUSE were harmed in the making of this post.)
That might NOT BE THE CASE IN FLORIDA.....well...I won't harm them...just bring them here to Da Burgh and have them schlep all my makeup around......heh heh heh!
IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOESN'T PAY TO MESS WITH THE LACIE......








26 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh, and here I thought Lacie was going out on a date with Kermit...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Nibbles Treats said...

We thought that was thunder we had heard but it actually must have been the Wrath of Lacie! Eeeewwwwww... we shudder with fear!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Koobuss said...

Lovely handbags! I especially like the handle.

Lacie a grandmother? I didn't even know that she was a mother!! Or are you talking about Munsie??

Hehehe....

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

What a cool handbag! (Of course, I just make my Mom carry all my stuff, so I don't need a bag, but I really like yours!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Gus said...

oh my....I do not want to hear "the rest of this story."

gussie

The OP Pack said...

Oh dear, what will Lacie think of next?

Woos, the OP Pack

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a sweet handbag, LacieGirl! Maybe you and Autumn can go shopping together sometime soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Eric said...

Yeah those felt scraps are so easy to push around specially if you put heavy things inside them. Like your spare toothy pegs. I would advise you to pick up the felt scraps at Florida and convert them too. Have yourself a nice matching set of portable luggage.

Wiry wags n kissies Eric xxxxxx

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh Lacie,
What a fetching handbag. Hmmmmm, we think those scrap felties in Florida would make wonderful makeup bags, heheheheheh! I Snickers could probably use one as a medication bag too since I'm on so many meds now, tee hee. BTW, keep watching for Butchy in his plane. He's on his way with the Foxy Boy. Just wait til you see him, wooooooeeeeee! Just don't pick on him kay??
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Miss Snickers

TwoSpecialWires said...

We're a little confused. But that's not unusual. We will trust you and try to learn from you. Albeit slowly.

Huh?

Jake and Miss Fergi

Agatha and Archie said...

Hee hee coute bag...maybe we can mass produce them and cal them the Lacieline or something..Pl2 says she needs new legs...too much work or something......we are just sick of hte rain..Love nad kisses A+A

Agatha and Archie said...

Hee hee coute bag...maybe we can mass produce them and cal them the Lacieline or something..Pl2 says she needs new legs...too much work or something......we are just sick of hte rain..Love nad kisses A+A

Noah the Airedale said...

Oooh my sissies would be interested in some of those bags Lacie. Maybe you could bring one over 'wink wink'.
Now Lacie, the people investigating why our car caught fire are curious as to why there are bits of blender in there??
The girls are a little nervous cause B keeps staring at them with suspicion. Don't worry, they haven't let on.

Noah x

Stanley said...

Aw, Lacie!

You're making yourself sound all vindictive and vengeful and it's just not so. I've met you and seen you in action. You're a sweet girlie who just knows what she wants (and knows how to accessorize).

What's this about Gilbert being your son? I don't believe it.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Stanley said...

Pee S

I thought the "clutch bag" was pretty hilAIREous!

Goob love,
Stanley

Petey said...

Ahhh Lacie, I see once more you're taking rejection with quiet grace and humility. HA! Perhaps you should pursue Gilbert's wheely baby boy? You could grow your own date!

Your pal,

Petey

Petey said...

And speaking of "Scraps of felt" whatever happened to FrankenLacie? Maybe you should send her to deal with those Florida wheelie boys.

Your pal,

Petey

Moco said...

Gads girl, you are one serious female.

Mango said...

Let it go, Scruffman, you don't really want to be chewing on anything that has been in the jaws of the beast.

Lacie, gal, leave those poor wheelies be. They are living beings, not accessories.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lucia said...

Ciao bella Lacie!

It has taken la mia ragazza a full day to settle down from her screaming fits of laughter over your post in order for I, Lucia, to leave a comment. Santo fumo, already...!

Lacie, mia cara amica, don't let this unfortunate situation with the Florida Felties upset you. Frowning and growling will cause premature wrinkles on your bellissima face. Nothing is worth that!!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Mango said...

Hey Beast! Come and visit my bloggy. I tagged you to play a new game.

Slobbers,
Mango

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You had us worried for a minute there, Lacie. We thought maybe we might be getting another patient at the Airedale Heaven Wheelie Hospital! We're glad to know that no wheelies were actually harmed!

BTW, I don't think there's much room in those wheelie purses...nosecara is about all you could transport.

Happy 4th! We're praying for thunderstorms around 9:30 p.m. tonight!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Joe Stains said...

dear dog in heaven that poor wheely!! Lacie, calm down buddy!! Have a smoothie, take some deep breaths, and relax. Maybe go get a pawticure or something??

Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

Woowowoowooooooo!!!
What a wonderful and cool handbag!!
We love it!!!
Can we have one for mommy???
Lacie...you're sooooooooooooo sweet!!!
Have a wonderful 4th of july!!!
take care and be safe during fireworks ok???
Lots of love and kisses

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh dear Lacie, now you have given Hershey some funny idea.. she wans a handbag too and is bugging mom abt it... girls!!

Asta said...

Lacie giwl
GULP!..that big Al guy sounds pwetty intimidating...and that's not a hint fow dating!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you've wetained someone ezually well vewsed in the law and in latin cause I don't want to have to visit you in jail, plus have you seen what inmates have to weaw. I heaw thewe isn't even a chance to go shopping once you'we in the slammew.
smoochie kisses youw wowwied BFF
Asta