Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Mango's Worst Nightmare!!!

Lacie here...if you go to Mango's blog you will read some unflattering comments about...what else...the size of my butt...he had the nerve to ask me if I had become a plus size model....

I tried to comment on his blog, but it wouldn't let me...so I peemailed him...this is what I wrote:

OK, MANGO...IS ANYONE ELSE HAVIN' TROUBLE COMMENTIN' ON UR STOOPID POSTIE...I've tried all day...and blogger won't let me....did ya block me??? I've had it...and I've figured out my revenge... You and I, Darling, are getting married at Petey's wedding...YOU DESERVE ME.....well, actually you don't but just imagine me SHRIEKING IN UR EAR ALL THE TIME... No more time for MANGO MEDITATION... Nope...I'll have a HONEY DO list a mile long....after a day or so...you'd be happy to go to obedience with Peewee..... Your loving wife to be... THE BEAST
He replied that he wasn't marryin' me....we'll see about that........actually, I really don't WANT to marry him....but it would be poetic justice!


Laciegirlie....

Pee ess...the Relentlessly Hooge is so dimwitted that if we all just pretended that I actually got him up the aisle, he'd probably believe it...work with me, People......

32 comments:

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Noooo!!! Please! If you marry the Relentlessly Huge, then I have No Hope whatsoever.... *sad sigh*

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Pee Ess - I think he MEANT to be flattering - he's just, uh, not always the best with words. I think.

Koobuss said...

If anybody can handle Mango, it's you, Lacie!

As for your butt, I don't think it's big at all. Maybe he needs glasses. It's certainly not any bigger than mine.

Another thing, do you really want to settle down? Marriage will put an end to all your boy friends. They won't be able to come around with Mango there. What guy would want to mess with him? Maybe you should reconsider.

Good luck, whatever you decide.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

pee ess Hi Scruffy.

Dewey Dewster said...

Oh dear...that picture of ya 'n Mango in the church is downright frightenin'....sends chills right up my spine.....sheesh, it will probably keep me awake all night long.....yer like a Stepford Wife gone wild....

Gotta go...I'm shakin' like a scared dog......a leaf....a slinky goin' down the stairs.....ya get the idea....

Dewey Dewster here....

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lacie!
I knew it! I was waiting for your response to his post!
Sounds like we are going to have interesting events at Petey's wedding!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lacy said...

w00fs, heeheehee, wellll, he wuz wanting a hot lady doggy..i furgure ur the one fur the job...

b safe,
~rocky~

the professionals said...

count me in... ive still got my suit from scoobys wedding, although i do think you need a man that can treat you in the finer things of life whilst living an on the edge of your paws adventure... if you could, i could...

MJ's doghouse said...

Lacie i cant really help you out being as i am his number one girl...Good luck though...it should be an interesting thing you are trying to do...do you think you could get mango a black tux with a purple tie and cumberbun

Moco said...

I told him no good would come from that picture after you saw it. Oh dear, Oh dear!

Asta said...

Laciekins
Keep him guessing, hehehehe
He desewves a punishment fow always saying such tewwible things about you.
You poow aboosed sweetie.
Well if this makes you happy, go fow it . I know mawwiage won't cwamp youw dating style
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess that gown is gowgeous!

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

maybe the other boys could get him good and drunk, and then you could have fake paperwork all ready...for when he recovers just enough to understand. and pictures to prove it...
Morgan

Petey said...

Lacie, forget about marrying Mango - he's the officiant at the wedding! He's the one who will be doing the marrying, along with Marvin. (And might I add, if we have to put a harness on you, over your couture gown and stick a muzzle over that yap of yours during the ceremony, you will NOT be disturbing the ceremony.)

HOWEVER....

I do suggest you look up the Scottish wedding practice of "blackening the groom" (actually, they do this to the bride too, sometimes!) and instead, perhaps you could get Joe Stains to help you blacken Mango -- all in good fun, mind you.

Your pal,

Petey

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Lacie, does this mean I am off the hook and you won't be journeying south this weekend from Scotland to see me?

I was about to book myself into therapy.................

Not saying I wouldn't like to meet you one day, but when I do I will bring along an escort.

Monty x

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

You khouldn't handle him...so khwit skhreaking and skhreaming...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

Golly, Lacie beast, I never knew you had such a relentlessly huge crush on me. You poor besotted little thing.

I think I will pack my dart gun for the trip across the big pee just in case you need to be sedated. I am sure the Scruffer can help me figure out how to use one.

Slobbers,
Mango

Stanley said...

I'm so behind with your social calendar, Lacie, that I'm just now getting caught up with everything. I was imagining myself in your backyard with you and the boys and of the times we had together out there... me dragging my extra long lead around so I wouldn't run away, and you sailing through the aire after your hog-tied squirrel on a fishing line... good times!

I seriously think you should forego the wedding to Mango. Not good for either one of you. I'm also thinking that the only reason he talks about the size of your booty so much is because he's OBSSESSED with it. He WISHES it was even bigger, because from what I hear, he likes big butts!

Just keep it under control for Petey & Rosie's wedding. We'll figure out a way for you to get your message across to Mango.

Goober love & smooches,
STanley

Gus said...

Lacie: You look lovely in that blue dress

Gus
pee ess...I am practicing diplomacy. Can ya tell?

Mack said...

It is on!

MJ's doghouse said...

LACIE....I have to change my mind here...you called my huge man dimwitted...now the big lug may be slow to move but he is by no means dim witted....I think it is time for you to set your eyes on a dog more of your calibur....maybe another dale....please lacie...at my age i dont have alot of growl left in me....but I will fight for my man.........

Eric said...

Quit this fanciful idea at once Lacie. Concentrate on the new and intruiging relentlessly shy Monty. Besides you haven't got the right wardrobe for it.

Wiry loies and kissies, Eric xxx

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh Lacie, girlfriend. You do crack me up. Did you hear? Mom is gonna let Scooter and I go too! Dear StannyBaby *blush* wanted to know what color dress I am wearing, and I haven't a clue!!!
Stanny, just seeing you will be wonderful...*blushing again*
Sure look forward to seeing everyone!!!
Hugs
Sunny
pee ess hay hay lacee gurl ok anok. i wil see u on that air rubee,an maybee petra will let me sit wif hur. i wil bring sum cornee dogs fur efereewon. ok anok godda go
hi 5s scooter

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Not to get into the middle of your spat with the Relentlessly Huge, but to answer your other question, I was completely unable to leave comments on any Blogger blogs from yesterday afternoon until this evening. It's a conspiracy I tell you!

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Hahaha....the comments are as funny as the post!

Laciegirl....ya better not do anything to spoil my big day, like turn up in a wedding dress or anything.....anyway, I thought big booties were all the rage these days...surely it was very flattering of Mango to say that?

I'd still have him blackened for a laugh though, tie him to the gates of Tanner's Doofus Castle....but not until Petey and I are safely on our honeymoon, k?? Oh, and take that pretty dress off first...overalls are best.....perhaps you have a Swarovski encrusted boilersuit in your closet?

See you tomorrow....best behaviour!
Love Rosie xx

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Oh Stanny.....sorry, I just got a bit carried away and threw my bloomers.....didn't realise you Dales were going the full monty! Anyway, Lacie's smoothies are so potent I thought it was my Jakey on stage....that's my story and i'm sticking to it, you tell your Mom whatever you want....she's not my mum! Hahahahaha! (but do thank her for laundering them for me, hehe.....)
love and admiring woots,
Gabbi xx

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. Not that our opinion matters ... we know you will make the right decision ... but we think you should do whatever it is that makes you happy. If it's marrying Mango, go for it. We're not sure your reasoning is sound, but we trust that you can get yourself out of any fix you might find yourself in. But, seriously, do you want to marry someone who says such disrespectful things to you about your bootie? Do you really want to marry for spite? Think first, Lacie. Then go for it.

xoxo
MIss Fergi and Jake

Nibbles Treats said...

Spike his drink and make him believe you actually got married!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Joe Stains said...

Oh poor Mango! Give him a break, he is super handsome and huge, but a tiny bit slow. He may not be able to think through the consequences of his statements. ANYWAY I am so down with going to a Pirates game! Those all you can eat seats sound GREAT. Do you think they have all you can eat pierogies??? I sure hope so!! You think I can catch a foul from those seats??

Agatha and Archie said...

Phew it is a good thing you put something in the Chox box becasue I was worried about"him".... fainted dead away when he read this..but all is ok now....Isn't this wedding FABULOUS! Love A+A

chicamom85 said...

I am visiting after viewing the beautiful wedding at Peteys. I hope you reconsidered about Mango. It is never good to tie yourself down like that. Be free and be yourself. Your butt is not too big.


licks and sniffs, Sasha

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

OMG....Lacie

I can't believe he did that!! PeeWee maybe but Mango.

Come over to my blog when you can. I posted a flower from your blog for my flower of the day and I have the perfect girl for Mango...her name is Sadie and there is a pic of her from the dog show.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Joey said...

Hi Lacie! Thanks for stopping by - Zeke and I are fine, and our parents are busy getting a lot of things done around the house. You look beautiful in that purple dress! I'm glad you didn't marry Mango - I agree with Sasha - be free and be your wonderful self!

See ya!
Joey

The OP Pack said...

This ought to be really good - let's see who wins!!! Hmmmm, exactly what would constitute a winner?

Play bows, the OP Pack

Fred said...

Oh my!
Hi, I'm Fred, and I just stopped by to say hello!