Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Roasted Chestnuts...the Last Word!. could we forget this photo of Sweet Relentlessly Hooge floatin' round in the ballet???
Or this one? Um...for those of you who may have been to Mango's blog, I fear he did not quite give you an accurate portrayal of WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE BALLET.

Yes...I did dive through the orchestra pit to get to the stage...but there was a REASON!!!

I did bark and bark; I was tryin' to give Mango a warning!

That his PANTS er tu tu was on FIRE! Seems the Relentless Hooge gets nervous in MJ's presence. And for those who know and love him...when RH gets nervous, he um expresses in FARTS! There was a little spark from one of the toy soldiers windin' up....
and a small 'splosion.... I yipped and yipped till the sprinklers went off, and directed the fire extinguisher till Jack Frost nipped at Mango's door...He tossed his flaming tu tu off and roached around on stage till the fire was out. Mango was uninjured (cept for his pride) and the 1928 Boston Opera House was saved from fire.
The city was greatful and presented me with this trophy.

Which I humbly accepted. (Looks a lot like somethin' to do with some kinda Souper Bowl. I'm pretty sure the city has a lot of these things'll be good to get this thing back in Pittsburgh!)

They gave me a parade....

With regret, I leave to go back to PA. Nuff said, Mango??????? Truce?


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

How khan your siblings even sleep with a khrazy khanine like you in the house?

PeeEssWoo: Woo must be one of those kind that always have to have the last woof - tsk!

Asta said...

I just knew thewe was mowe to the stowy...Boyz suwe like to make up tall tales..thank dog you finally told us the twuf!
I'm so pwoud of you..the pawade mist have been pawsome
smoochie kisses

Petey said...

Hmmm, I want to hear Archie and Agatha's side of the story -- unbiased witnesses to the whole event!

Your pal,


Mango said...

Lacie -
You know, I thought my pants felt hot, but I figured it was just for love of MJ. Now you're saying there was like a fire or something? Huh?

I think with my hugeness and good looks and your, uh, perkiness (?) maybe would be better to work together in the future.


P.S. Momma says you can NEVER come to my house again, though. Guess you gals really messed up the guest room and when she asked about the chimney fire, I just shrugged and rolled my eyes so maybe she kind of thinks it was you.

Peanut said...

an interesting story.

Abby said...

Hi, Lacie...

I guess there are two sides to every story...

Abby xxxooo

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Viva Lacie!
I read thru the whole story holding my breath and without blinking my eyes once.
Hollywood should have contacted you to make a movie.
Roasted Chestnuts, oh, I'm craving for that!
Viva Lacie!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Well, Lacie, you DO have quite a different version from Mango's! Just as funny, but different none the less!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Patience-please said...

Yikes... Life has been plain old boring around here in comparison.

wags from the whippets

Lacy said...

w00f's Pups, hmmm Laciegirl, u need to dink one of ur smoothies...trouble seems to follow u...

b safe,

with love, Madison said...


stop, please!

Noah the Airedale said...

Lacie girl,
We knew there would have to be a good reason for hurling yourself into the orchestra. You are a true hero in our eyes. Mango & Boston are both lucky you were there.

Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Joe Stains said...

This is like watching fox news and cnn. Same story, totally different perspectives. hmm.

Koobuss said...

All I can say is I'm glad that I wasn't there, at the ballet, I mean.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Stanley said...

Lacie Girl!

I love ya, girlie, but I'm with Joey and Petey. I'm waiting for Agatha & Archie's version.

In the meantime, my girl is weeing her pants even as I type. Thanks for that. Now I have some cleaning up to do.

Goober love,

Moco said...

It is all in the perception. It is always nice to hear both sides of a story.

BrandytheGreat said...

Mango looks awesome in a tutu!!!

Amber-Mae said...

Didn't Mango feel a thing when his underpart was burning????

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Agatha and Archie said...

Well well well,you may have thought that we were not responding but we kind of had to decide which version, I mena how to tell the story.......Archie just wants to remind you that that superbowl trophy is only a loaner because we will never get one again......and we wanted to tell you that the Pru is closed for awhile......we are not to sure why... alos the Opera house and they have cancelled the Nutcracker for the season.....As for that Versace???? Mine still has a little penut butter on it even thought PL2 took it to the cleaners.......More to come..Love A+A

Cat Naps in Italy said...

Dearest Lacie,
Did you get my email about the you-know-what? It is tomorrow? Do you still wanna go with me? I have everything you need to attend.

But before this dating thing gets too serious, I heard that you had a date with Mango? Is this true?

Kind Regards,
Sir Opus

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. your version of the story sure is different from Mango's. You're so nice to warn him about the fire in the pants part

~ Bae

Asta said...

I'm suwe glad you wemembewed to lean ovew the side of the magic cawpet when the spinning got too much fow you..pawhaps we shouldn't have stawted wif the blendew so eawly
smoochie kisses