Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Crackin' Nuts..Part 3

Ahh...the continuing saga of my so called Mango Date. Saturday mornin' (after the Runnin' of the Errands...see Mango's blog for me eatin' his car cookie...oh yummers!) we girls set off for the Prudential Center for some much needed retail therapy.

That Agatha HAD TO STOP AT STARBUCKS. Look at her bloggie...in how many pictures is she napping? Once she got her paws around that hot cup of coffee she became almost hooman...er at least awake. (Oh...ignore the Starbuck's sign...Mango hung those horrid Lacie creatures all over Boston...I really don't find them all that amusing.)

I rummaged in Agatha's suitcase for a nosecara and found she carries these for caffeine emergencies...sheesh...

Ah...the Pru Center....it was FAB!!! I am not SHOPLIFTING in this pic...MJ was makin' 'nuff racket to attract every guard's attention in the Northeast....Aggie sees a store she wants to check out and Maggie just rolls her eyes and looks heavenward. BTW, you dogs would NOT believe how much effort goes into her beard care EVERY DAY! Gels, mousse, curlers, straighteners...OMD!

THEN GUESS WHAT!?! We girls were approached by some people doin' a Project Runaway fashion show right in the middle of the mall!!!!

They wanted us to model Versace!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, my BFF, Asta always sez if you wear Versace you should make sure it's not trashie lookin' but tasteful....

So we made it tasteful all right!!!!!

Yeppers...we smeared this yummy imported Skippy peanut butter ALL OVER THOSE DRESSES....I almost ripped Maggie's to shreds gettin' it all off!!!!!

I have NO IDEA why the Project Runaway people were so mad! They started chasin' us so we just um shall we say Skippied right outta there......

Off to the Ballet! Check out Mango's blog...he's version of our date is just hilarious. Haha.



NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Yep -

Mango is khorrekht -

Woo Terrier girrrrrls are WAY high maintenance!

PeeEssWoo: Khongrats on your DWB pikh win!

Eduardo said...

Wow, Y'all had some fun all right!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

You four girls define fashion, upscale, high class, living with styles, you name it.
Deep bow to the four goddesses, especially you LACIE, muahhh!

Peanut said...

Wow peanut butter dresses. Good idea

Asta said...

I didn't say the dwesses should taste good, but now that you thought of it..gweat idea!!!!hehehee
But I bet it does nothing fow keeping them less wevealing heheheh
way to go giwl
smoochie kisses

Unknown said...

We can almost SEE you on your escapadaes!

Eric said...

Looking real foxie in your neaput butter frocksies girls.Though maybe smooooooth neaputbutter might have given you a smooooother line no VPL if you know what I mean.

Wiry wags, Eric x xx

Peee s .Thanks for the brilliant advice Lacie. Yes reading a bit of Dogstoyefsky would certainly make an impresiion. Wondering if you should do A Dear Lacie agony column? I could be your agent???

Dexter said...

YAWN! I sure I glad I didn't go to the dumb shopping. You're right that Maggie kind of lies around a lot. Come to think of it, so does MJ, but I know she's meditating.

Hey, sorry you got kicked out of Boston. Maybe you need some anger management training or something.


Koobuss said...

Wow!! I think that I am speechless and that doesn't happen very often. The peanut butter is a fabulous idea. You can't get any more tasteful than that. Hehe..

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Lizzy said...

Skippy peanut butter! I need some of that!


Joe Stains said...

You need to figure out some sort of starbucks drink you can make in your blender!

It sure looks like you gals had fun!

Bae Bae said...

Oh.. peanut butter...

~ Bae

Stanley said...

Lacie Girl!

That photo of you in the outfit Mumsie picked out for you was hil-Aire-eous! I'd love to have seen Mango's face if you came out wearing that!

I have the hardest time keeping up with your jet-setting ways, but I DO understand using the peamutt butter to accessorize Versace. Those dresses always need a little something extra I say.

Goober love,

BrandytheGreat said...

I must say you do have some taste!!!

Molly the Airedale said...

We girlz just wanna have fun and we're sure having it! What's next, Lacie?!

Love ya lots,

Sophie Brador said...

Lacie, I'm just catching up on all this date business. That date seemed a bit crowded with all those other dogs along ... and MJ! Seems that a guy shouldn't really bring his girlfriend along on a date. But you do look smashing in Versace.


Toffee said...

Oh Lacie! You should have stopped by the North End while you were in boston and shared some pasta (a la "lady and the tramp" style) in my "hood"...glad you had a great trip!

Unknown said...


I'm confused.

You packed three suitcases full of designer outfits. You were in a slinky, albeit crunchy, Versace gown.

Yet in Mango's photos of the ballet, you're nekkid!!!

Madam, this is a classical ballet. With children present! Not some modern dance nekkid wriggling and whatnot.

Lacie, you got some 'splaining to do!

Your pal,