Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year...and a Tax Break for Seymour....


Er...hmmmmmmmm........Happy New Year, Everydog, kitty, hammie!!!!!!!!!! Scruffy here! Wanted to share the news. For those of you new to our blog, the above handsome wheeled fox terrier is Seymour, Jackson's wheeled stuffie from the UK. Seymour has been visiting us here in the 'Burg for several months now. He's been under the weather since about October. His tummy has been upset, he's been sleepin' tons, and he's pretty much given up wine, women and galvanizing. We figured out why tonight.



Whelp, this is what we found when we went to check on him tonight. Five healthy wheeled pups. They look just like Seymour. I just don't know what to tell Jackson. I mean his dog is rather stuffed and he's....well, really old and um...male. I'm thinkin' he's been actin' weird since the Halloween Barkday pawty...anyone see Seymour that night??? Might be interesting to see who the sire...um the dam...is?!?

Moving on....Seymour isn't nursing the pups...so he bought a Dale size bottle and filled it with........
The pups are sleeping very very well. Resourceful, that's Seymour's middle name. I just don't know what Jackson is going to say.
Speaking of names,our new wheeled Airedale stuffie...now has one! Jackson named him Gilbert!!! Gilbert, having led a rather sheltered life till now, appears rather shocked at the doings in his new household! Mumsie is lying in bed with an ice bag on her head. Happy 2008 EVERYBODY!!!!!!!! We love you, Guys!!
Scruffy

24 comments:

Maya and Kena said...

BOL....
I wonder how...well, how the pups came into this world..if you know what I mean...
Well, anyways,
Happy New Year!!
Hope you're having a blast!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Koobuss said...

So Seymour had puppies!! They are very cute! Tell me, do they have wheels or is it too early to tell? Where can I go to get a puppy? Do I have to sign up or something? I want one on wheels, if you have one you can "spare".

Happy New Year to you and your family!!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Patience-please said...

YIKES!!!! Good thing Seymour is in a good home. Imagine the HORRORS if he got into bad hands. Phew. I'm sure you'll find plenty of great homes in no time.

happy every day is a new day-
the whippet waggle

Jackson said...

OHMYDOGNESS! For once I'm speechless! Or should that be barkless? I'm going to go and lie down in a darkened room...J x

Stanley said...

You guys are a magnet for MAD WEIRDNESS, I swear! Did Seymour have a sex change? Did we have his gender wrong all along? Is he a medical miracle?

Don't let the news media exploit him, okay?! Or the medical community.

Those pups are stinkin' cute!

Goob love & smooches all around,
Stanley

Maggie & Mitch said...

OMG. who would have thought! Congratulations, Seymour! You sure have cute puppies!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Amber-Mae said...

Seymour, puppies? Who's the mom??? Congratulations anyway! BOL!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Gus said...

Tell Seymour Enfamil is cheaper,with a drop of brandy.


kissies
gus
oh yeah, if the pups are up for adoption, we wanna be on the list. Except, it'll prolly end up a lottery with the number of people who will want them!

Agatha and Archie said...

Well well well things REALLY are hoppping at you house now!! That Seymour(or is it Sally?) Poor Jackson,having to lie down in a dark room......If you need help with the pups let us know!!!We can come right over!! HAPPY NEW YEAR you guys!! Love A+A+PL2

Harry said...

Oh my Seymour! I really don't know what to say! Erm, congratulations I suppose. Go easy on the absinthe though old fellow!

A very happy new year to all of you!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Asta said...

CONGWATULATIONS...I WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT ONE TOOO!!!1 DOG AWE THEY CUTE!11 I think enfamil with bwandy sounds gweat ow you could just use youw leftovew eggnog,hehehe
umsie, don't wowwyI'm suwe they'll be vewy well behaved with Seymouw as theiw Mom?dad?..i'd love to know who seymouw was playing awound with...
Happy Stawt of a nothew cwazy yeaw!
smoochie kisses
Asta

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey, what a way to start the year. Do you have to find homes for them all?

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Joe Stains said...

holy cow how did this happen. Did someone steal my magic wand at the halloween party?! I swear I didnt turn him into a girl wheeled stuffy!

Kirby said...

WOW, I can see why your mom is resting with an ice pack on her head. Things are CRAZY at your house! Don't know how you all manage to keep under control! Happy New Year to you all!

Your pal,
Kirby

Lorenza said...

Hi, friends!
Mmmmmm.... I really don't know what to say! I guess Congratulations is a good start!
I hope all those puppies find lovely homes!
Happy New Year!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Well, no matter HOW they came, they are very cute. Although that does explain why his wheels went flat...

Will they have dual citizenship?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those puppies all look CUTE! Are you doggies going to get to keep any of those pups?

~ Girl girl

Ferndoggle said...

Oh My DoGness...It's a Christmas miracle!! You've gotta think up some great names for those puppies! You're welcome to call one of them Sherman. It's a very strong name.

Sherm

Jake of Florida said...

Wow, lots of goings on that we missed. Last week, we were exploring the idea of consulting an attorney to sort out our deal with the missing egret cam, E.C. Bird, and when Lacy didn't contact us, we knew something was up -- but we never could have imagined this wheeled (weird) phenomenon!!!

No wonder all the TV writers are on strike in the face of such pawsome competition!

Anyway, Happy 2008 to you all!!

Jake and Just Harry

Maya and Kena said...

Hee hee...
thanks fur the comment!!
And did that really happen...wow..we're glad it wasn't a real fire or anything though, right?
Have a pawsome day!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Blue said...

What a way to start the New Year!
LOL!
Now, whose going to decide who gets a pup. You or Jackson?
I'll put my name down.

Pats & pets
Blue

Hercules said...

How in the world did those pups turn up? Weird...Not so sure I really want to think about it.

Hope your Mom feels better...Here's to a great 2008!

Love, Herc

Asta said...

Scruffy
pleez don't cwy!!!
I am vewy upset to heaw that Lacie and babystan awe not letting you play with them and awe not letting you in theiw club because you'we not bwown and black..I think that's tewwible, come to my house and we'll have ouw own club and they'll be sowwy..I give good pawties and they'll be begging fow invitations,hehehe
smoochie kisses Asta

Blue said...

Hi there!

Glad to hear the pups are doing well. You could have a Christening pawty!

But, after I've finished my 12 day Christmas post I have an idea.
Keep the 19th Jan free!

And Scruffy, don't fret, after visiting Asta, you can come & keep me company and we'll go and visit Jackson to discuss Seymours pups!

Pats & pets
Blue
x