Monday, July 5, 2010

Swimmin' Stan and Grounded Lacie!

Stan here....yes, I'm doing the post...Lacie's GROUNDED...but we'll get to that in a minute......



In our last postie, Mumsie asked me if I wanted to go to the big pool...at the dog park!!! Ya think I'd say no!!! In this heat???!!!



Here I am gettin' my paws wet...it's salt water...and you can just walk right in! Alert readers may 'member this pool as being the one where we figured out Lifeguard Lacie can't swim...oh that was a merry moment....


Did you know that one of the ancestors of the Airedale is an Otterhound? I sorta look like an otter here, huh?



The Stan swims!!


OMD...I look like Khyra...I have pantaloons!!!!!!!





Here I am playin' King of the Hill...FYI, there's a tunnel built under this fake hill....it's pawsome!




Now too bad Lacie is grounded cuz I know she'd ADORE to use this golf cart....Power of the Paw, indeed.....


Yeppers...that Lacie's in trouble again...Mumsie went to the mall today...and was shocked and dismayed at what she saw in the Victoria's Secret window....she took this pic with her phone....


She told Lacie she has a TON of 'SPLAININ' to do....young pups or kitties might want to shield their eyes....






No, no...the pic isn't photoshopped....you can see Mumsie's knobby knees in the reflection. No, no, NOT the knees wearin' the purple undies...the other ones...sheesch...as if....


Yep...Lac obviously has some kinda deal worked out with Victoria's Secret...for use of her name and products....Scruffy and I went to the um well Victoria's Secret website and checked out the Lacie Collection...OMD...jamies...if ya could call 'em that...so not flannel...and other unmentionables...she is in soooooooooo much trouble!


And Mumsie said Lacie's grounded....indefinitely...wonder how long that'll last....


Snorting barks,


Stan Man







42 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

At least she chose the perfekht kholour!

Nice pantlyloons!
I'm furry impressed!

BTW, think I khould khome swimming too?

I sulked all day bekhause Mom wouldn't take me fur a walk - I mean, what's wrong with the 90-95+ degrees?

She finally got off her LacieSizedButt about 9pm when it was ONLY 84!

It twas a lovely walk with all the bats bopping along above us!

Thanks fur sharing The Beastie's lacest indiskhretion!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

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TwoSpecialWires said...

Not only that, but we noticed she's giving out Free Lacie Panties as part of the deal? We s'pose she has her cellphone number printed on the tag. Oh Lac, when are you going to learn?

(We will NOT be showing this to OurGirl. We have a feeling you only showed us the most modest of the Lacie Line.)

And ... that pool and that park? Amazing, Stan. Amazing! That's gotta be the coolest thing we've ever seen.

Catching our breath,
Jake and Fergi

Bouncing Bertie said...

Well I kinda like the look of that Lacie collection....Any chance of some pictures of the lady herself modelling some of the items?!
As for the swim Stan, most impressive. Did you have to go to lessons? And Gail wants to know did you get a hose down afterwards or is you coat all stiff and sticky with the salt?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Maggie and Mitch said...

What cool pantaloons, Stan! You and Khyra can be twinsies now!
Oh my! Poor Lacie! She's really gone and done it up bigger than big this time!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

No, no, no, boys - you have it all wrong. Just think of the monies Lacie is going to get - you should be kissing up to her so you can share in all that extra treat money.

Nice pool - AND cool pantaloons:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mango said...

Well of course you can swim. You know dales were used right in Lowell Master Chew Sits at the mill buildings to rid them of, you guessed it, WATER RATS! So I guess there was swimming there. Perhaps next time mumsie can bring some rats to the pool to add to your enjoyment.

Regarding the beast, well, I am not surprised. That gal has no shame whatsoever.

Slobbers,
Mango

Penny and Patches said...

Stan, in that first picture, it looks just like you are walking on water! We WANT that golf cart! It looks like you had a pawsome day!

Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches

Gus said...

PURPLE Lacies...yeah man.

Stan, enjoy that water, looks like a great place.

Good luck to Mumsie - maybe she should just be the Lacie's agent and take a commission.

gussie

George the Lad said...

hehehe,well good for her, there's you lot having a go at the size of her butt, and she making money out of not just her name put pants.
I think she's one smart cookie.
See Yea George xxx
PS The big pool looks very clean, are you sure it is for dogs?

Angus said...

Lacie, don't know why you got into trouble for that. Keep up the good work.

julandmatt said...

WOW, that looks like a great dog park! Violet gets the pantoloons only! no swimming for her...ick!

Asta said...

STANNY
what a wondewful, lusoowious pool is that what it's like in the buwbs???
I wish I had an invation to one of those places instead of my stinking hotcementwunwif the tiny doggie pool(please excuse Asta's rudeness..this over 100 tmp is getting to her)

anyway , I think youw pantaloonies awe quite attwactive..thank you fow those lucious cookies you sent me and fow my deew bwofuw Scwuffie's pwechewed ball..i simply adowe it..it has the pawfect stink , ummm , I meaan fwagwance.

Dawling Laciekins, don't wowwy , Mumsie will change hew mind and beg youw fowgiveness when she sees the wesidooal checks wolling in
smoochie kisses
ASTAWONIFAINTWIFHEAT

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Wow Stan is a swimming machine!! BabyRD will not get in above her knees...such a chicken, Otter hound or not.hehe. Now about that Lacie and VS. Coooooool!!
WelshieHugs,
Hootie

Eric said...

A salt water pool for doggies? Wow thats sooper dooper Stan! You lookie smashing swimming like an otter.Did you have a round of golf after and a tincture at the nineteenth?

Now Lacie's new venture. S'cuse. Just need to try and get my tongue back in my north and south. Must be the heat don't ya reckon Stan? I'd ask Mom if thats the reason but seems she's hot footed it over to Lacie's Secrets for some serious shoppping.

Wiry loves Eric xxx

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Too funny, we love your pantaloons!
--JB

doyle and mollie said...

woah that is some flash dog park you guys hang out at it's like a country club for dogs as for lacie just make sure she passes on the royalties for all undies sold loves and licks

Noah the Airedale said...

Swimming ay Stan. You're lucky to have a pool to go to. We've nothing like that around here.

Noah

Piappies World said...

Wow! That's a pawesome doggie pool! You swim so well. We are happy to have stumbled upon your bloggie. Hope we can also be pals.

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

Agatha and Archie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH we love your pantaloons!!! Listen we think PL2 has the computer down pat and it seems to be ok( for the moment) Listen I thought the Lacie collection wasn't going to come out till the fall? (don't tell Mumsie I knew about it) Love A+A

Moco said...

We hope that Lacie makes a mint on those timey panties.

Bobby said...

You look great swimming about, I like the legs in the water. Lacie might become very wealthy from her Lacie collection (if only) bet your mum would soon unground her then.

3 doxies said...

Sending our thoughts and praers to you daddy John.
Puddles

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sending lots of purrs and tail wags for your Daddy John!

AFSS said...

Swimming looks like fun, we might have to try it sometime. We likes the Lacie collection at Victoria's Secret, hope Lacie doesn't get in to much trouble about it.

Asta just told us about your Daddi John. We hopes he feels better soon. We are sending healing purrs to him and comforting purrs to your family.

Piappies World said...

We are praying for the quick recovery of your Daddy John! Please please be ok...

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Sending lots and lots of sibe vibes and prayer for your Dad.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lorenza said...

I have my paws crossed and my mom is praying for you dad.
I am sure everything is going to be ok!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lacy said...

000 mnooo, just saw a glimsp of this on FB, then came to check blogs...and saw astas...please know u are all in my thoughts and prayers...let us know how he is when u can...

b safe, and get well papa John..
~rocky and claudette~

pam said...

We know the power of the paw. It works and is full force for your daddy. Mommy is praying for him too.

Bobo and Meja and Mommy

doyle and mollie said...

oh no this is terrible news all our paw power is heading your way!!! LOVES & LICKS!!

Teddy said...

We're crossing our paws that your dad pulls through this ok. How scary for all of you. We'll send him some healing poodle zen.

Teddy, T-man Angel and CC-man

ScrapsofMe said...

Oh deary...we heard the news over to Asta's bloggie and just wanted you to know we will be pawreying for your Daddy.

All our love,

Bonnie, SHE n Mr.

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Stan, if we come there, could you teach us to swim? cause I don't think we know how. I tried once, and almost sank.
Morgan & Maisie

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

we just heard.. Power of the Paw to your daddy..
M&M

JD and Max said...

Hi all - we're so sorry to hear about your daddy and are joining the power of the paw to send healing vibes and good thoughts. Much love - JD and Max.

The Airechicks said...

We're holding tight in our prayer and thoughts - please rest and get well...

AIREZEN on it's way.

Mack said...

We're saying a special prayer right now for your sweet Dad.

Love ya,
Mack

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I cane right over as soon as I heard about your daddie. I am praying as hard as I can that he make a speedy and full recovery. Please keep us posted. You will be in my thoughts and prayers!!

Randi said...

Sending lots of love for your Daddy - & wishing him a very speedy recovery so he can get back home sooooooon!

Love & Licks,
Randi

Joe Stains said...

We have paws crossed for your Dad and we are sending healing vibes. You tell him to get better or I will mail him box of poop. Or even worse...I will mail him tanner!!! Many hugs to your mom.

mayziegal said...

Hello...I came over from Asta's place and I just wanted to tell you that your daddy and everyone in your family are in our thoughts and prayers.

Gentle wiggles & wags,

Mayzie