Yes, it's Scruffy...we all wanna wish ya a Happiest New Year!!...Yes, I came back home after havin' a fabulous time at Asta's, Archie's, and Mango's.... 'Member i left after Mumsie so cruelly tossed the slipper at me....ya might wanna check out Mango's post 'bout my visit there...my tummy's never been so full!!Mumsie's finger is wonderfully infected and she has some big nasty horse pills to take. I still think she shouldn't have referred to me as Fecal Face when she explained to her doctor what happened...sheesch....
Now I want ya to compare this pic of Lacie standin' in the snow above....
And this pic here....hmm...Noah sent us this...his Peeps found this kid in New Zealand...looks like really familiar? Like VERY familiar.... It's a Lakie/Foxy cross...so I sent this letter out to some of the boyz....no, it's not X STORK SHUN...just a friendly newsy letter to the boy wires...and Noah and Mango....
Dear all Male Foxy Wires, a certain Dale and Asta just so ya know.....
This is Scruffy. Mumsie just got this interestin' pic from Noah's mom who saw this half Lakie and half Foxy? (does this leave ya out Noah?) on their trip in New Zealand...
I'm thinkin' Lacie may be needin' some pup support...just send your monthly checks to:
Scruffy Bone Fund
In His New Money Making Adventure
The Burgh, PA USA
DNA testing isn't required cuz that would bring in less cash. Oh, and Lacie doesn't know about this. I dunno why Mango is on this list. Wait...is this pup sudsing???
Your attention to this little M BARE ASSING matter is greatly appreciated.
Very truly yours,
Scruffy
Ok...so ya won't believe the replies I've gotten back...all sorts of things like..."Impossible, I don't have my boy bits..."..."I've never been to New Zealand..."..."I don't know how"..."There is plenty of the Mango to go around!!"....actually one dog wanted a comparison shot of the pup's butt to compare it with Lacie's....
OK...here goes...the first LACIE BUTT INSULT OF 2010.....
(Stop insulting Lacie? Never!....)
Here is the backside of the ? spawn of Lacie....
NUFF SAID, ?????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA....I'm a bit underfunded right about now due to some poker losses over the howlidays...please pay up boyz....and well, there is NO NEED to mention this to little Lacie...you know how we don't like to upset her....delicate litte thing that she is....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! SNORT......!!!!!
Scruffman
23 comments:
Hi, You Guys...
I've been away for awhile, but it looks like nothing has changed at your houe...BOL
Sure have missed you guys...
Hope you had the Best Holidays ever...
Abby xxxooo
Scruffy,
Be careful, Lacy can get upset.
Sally Ann
Oh 'Scruff Man' -
I khan't believe (SNIKHKERING) -
Woo would post (SNIKHKERING PLUS) -
Such a thing (GUFFAW) -
I mean, there is absolutely NO resemblance (I'M REALLY FIBBING NOW) at all -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: If woo need a safe house, woo are welkhome to hide here - just take the Turnpike to the HARRISBURG WEST exit - I'll send my driver to fetch woo!
Teehee! Although I think I would have posted that picture anonymously, as I wouldn't want the Lacie-beast mad at me.... Good luck and run fast!!!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
That's my boy, Scruffy. Keep the beastie on her toes.
That was an actual photo of her in the end right?
Slobbers,
Mango
Not nice Scruff. I'm telling Hootie and he'll be very upset about this you know. (It was a little funny though,sigh.)
X-BabyRD
Scruff Man...ya gotta see a Dr. abou this death wish you have
gussie
Oh dear -you are going to make her angry now! - if you need to enter the Terrier Relocation Program and hide from Lacie - you can always come here.
Have a wonderful (and safe ) new year
Sally and Paddy
LOLOL I might not stop laughing until 2011!!!
I needed this after the Steelers results today :(
Oh Scruffy,
I really don't know what to say. You just keep outdoing yourself.
Just remember what Lacie did to you the last time that she got mad. Hehehe...
Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
Scruffy mate,
Has Lacie seen this post?
Are you still in one piece?
I worry about you matie. Gus is right, you've got a death wish.
Noah x
What a butt, I think you better start running for you life, Lacie will not be pleased, nice bow though.
Oh my! We're thinkin' you're in deep doodoo now, Scruffy!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Wooos Scruffman! I see that New years resolution had a short life.... he, he, nice pictures....
and to think, my Mum wants a terrier....
-Kira The BeaWoootiful
Scruffy, dear wirey pal,
Not to be two Butttinskis, but we think you should try another approach to New Year's ass-backward (BOL)resolutions. They're supposed to improve your life -- not put it into jeopardy.
Anyway, if you take a look at the map today, you;ll see there are just two tiny spots of comparative warmth in this country -- and one of them ias right here. We suggest you taunt Lacie Girl one more time and the draft of air exploded as she shrieks at you should be powerful enough to blow you right down to our place -- where we will protect you and try to teach you how to stay alive!!!
This may mean an end to purple bows on bare-butt elephants pretending to be wire fox terriers. But c'mon - we have the image of our breed to think of.
Wirey woofs,
Jake and Just Harry
Me thinks you might be in some pawsome trouble with Lacie! Run! Hide!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Oh dearie me....I believe I shall lay by a supply of single malt marked for yer wake. Shouldn't be too long now....she's bound to wake up from her hangover soon. Maybe you should light out for other regions before she's fully alert.
sniffies,
Bonnie
Golly. Who'd of believed it ? The spawn of Lacie has a smaller butt than its MOTHER...HAAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!
Rolling up with laughter....Eric xxxx
Scwuffy
I guess I'm going to have to have youw bed weady again sheeeshhh..huwwy ovew befowe she weads this
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Ciao Scruffy!
Santa vacca, so now you've Erie Tatered BOTH of the ragazze in your casa -- Mumsie AND Lacie?? I smell Ta Rubble brewing, Scruffs. My advice to you: Rrrrrrrrun!!!
Tanti baci!
Lucia
HAPPY NEW YEAR trouble makers (I proudly include myself in that category as well)!
Hmmm....are you still alive to read this Scruff man? You keep trying your luck with Lacie, but you should know, gurrrrls always win.... I hope BabyStan will protect you with his mighty size... We'll be thinking of you Scruff...any last wishes?
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Lacie,
If it makes you and Mumsie feel any better, it was 31 degrees out by the time I woke up this morning - and in the 20's overnight! Brrrrr. Good thing I packed my "Woof!" hoodie. This NYC dog is onto something those Southern pooches don't yet grasp — dog clothes can be practical! I went to Terrier Time yesterday, precisely at 4:00 p.m. on the 9th tee box (the golf course is closed on Mondays) and met a charming 4-month old Westie boy named Bailey who looked like a little polar bear cub. I'll find out next week if he dates because he is one cutiepie. Mom tried to steal him!
Your pal,
Petey
P.S. Sorry to disappoint but those were dolphins - Mom missed them squirting water and leaping around.
Scruffy,
You may have to enter the witness protection program after Lacie sees this post!!
I love your header!!
Love,
Janie
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