Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Congrats to Big Bruvver!!!!!

Lacie here...I'll try not to be so long winded....... Yeppers, he did it...Big Bruvver graduated from Penn State Obedience College University this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is his girlfriend, Sus!........aren't they just 'dorable together??????? Wait...I think I might see somethin' sparkly on her finger?? Left hand, fourth finger...WAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO! I see a ring on there. What's this....Big Bruvver graduated and and and...IS GONNA GET MARRIED?????!!! T H U M P!
Uh oh....Babystan just fell over in a dead faint. As roving reporter Lacie, I will be postin' a followup to this excitin' development!!!!!

AND here is Big Bruvver with Big Sissy, Cat Woman....yes, she and Mumsie do slightly resemble eachother......



Aren't they sweet together....I thought one of them was gonna push the other down the hillside....



OK....this is Joe Paterno....the football coach for Penn State....
Now you might be wonderin' why he's in our bedroom?! Well, Daddy got him for Bruvver for graduation. He's sorta stiff and rather one dimensional...yeah...doesn't say much.
Now NOBODY gave us the memo that he was livin' here...so when we came upstairs this morning, um...well...I barked, Scruffy attacked...and Babystan....
Well, he um HAD A MASSIVE BLADDER EVACUATION ALL OVER THE CARPET.
He wasn't pleased to meet JoePa, and he was less pleased when JoePa started chasin' him around the bedroom....(I think Mumsie had something to do with that, but she's not admittin' anything.)





That's cuz she's too busy cleanin' that big yellow stain off the carpet.







After all those urine fumes,Joe decides he needs some fresh air this afternoon, so he goes out to catch a breath on our front porch.



Babystan is LESS THAN PLEASED to meet Joe again! Look at those brakes he has on....






Scruffy is barkin' his fool head off!






But, I being the brave little Lakie fearlessly go up to him for a good sniff. OK...I can't tell a lie...the wind blew him over or I wouldn't have gone near him!!!






Here we are sniffin' the Nikes on his feet......I think Stan's thinkin' bout liftin' his leggie!







(Sorry bout the view of our overstuffed trashcans. Daddy forgot 'bout trashday last week!)




Poor Joe....his backside looks sorta like Mumsie's.....needs some serious gym time or somethin'.....




Speakin' of backsides....we may never see Babystan's tail again.....
Happy Happy Barks,
Lacie















26 comments:

Ferndoggle said...

Uh Oh! My Dad almost had an accident too....he's a PSU alum. That crazy JoPa will get 'em every time.

Congrats to Big Bruvver!!!

LET'S GO PENS!!!!! W00t!

Sherman

Joe Stains said...

woah CONGRATS to your brother for the college graduation and the engagement, what a weekend!!! JoePa rules, I wish he could come live at our house. He has a great name too.

Tanner would probably wet himself too!

Gus said...

Congratulations to Big Bruvver on gratiating. And the other stuff too. I hope the three of them will be very happy together. Does this mean BabyStan will be movin' out? Or is he becomin a permanent fixture like Teka? Sheesh

kisses
gussie

Lorenza said...

Congratulations to your big brother! Graduation and engagement!
I don't know that JoePa but sure is fun to have him in your house!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh no poor Babystan he must have gotten such a fright to empty his bladder inside.
Hey congrats to big bruvver.
Btw, that little calf on City Slickers was called Norman.

Hugs & tail wags
Noah xx

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Congrates to your big Bruvver. :)
What's going to happen to BabyStan's tail?

~ Girl girl

Maggie & Mitch said...

Congratulations to big Bruvver on his graduation and his engagement! JoePa looks like he took everything in stride but poor Stan! Mitch's tail would be down too! Good thing the boys have you around for support, Lacie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Eric said...

Whey hey! Congrats to Big Bruvver on all graduating n engagement thing... you obviously take after big bruvver with the brains then Scruffy?

Wags, Eric

Penny & Poppy said...

Congrats to Big Bruvver! Graduating AND getting engaged...those are really exciting things to celebrate!

That Joe Paterno guy does look kind of scary. Penny's tucking her tail too!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Mango said...

Scary flat man! No wonder Stan has his tail down. Lacie... being brave and foolish are not the same thing. That said, you should have attacked him when he fell over.

Graduation and engagement? My human sister did the same thing. Made the humans mad like "we just finished payin for college and now you want us to pay for a wedding?"

Plus my human brother in law isn't much of a doggie person. Oh well.

Slobbers,
Mango

Faya said...

Congratulations to your Brother !
Kisses, Faya

Deetz said...

You daddy forgets the trash tooooo? My dad did it two weeks in a row....let me tell you last night he got a Talk N 2 big time....
wow, you guys went every which way on the coach dude uh.....A wedding? How cool
She is a pretty girl
Deetz

Koobuss said...

Congratulations to bruvver on his graduation and his engagement! does his bride-to-be know what kind of family she is marrying in to?

JoePa is kind of quite. I don't know why Scruffy and BabyStan don't like him. He's just an empty suit. hehehehe


Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

4xBs said...

you guys are soooo hilarious. we almost had a bladder evacuation from laughing so hard. but first of all we offer out double congratulations to Bruvver for his graditation and for his engagement. that's pawsome news.

now for JoePa - oh dogness! we would be barking and peeing too. we've never seen any human like that and we hope we never do. we wouldn't blame you guys at all if you chewed his legs off and shredded his pants good. (but don't let Bruvver know that we mentioned that part) you can never trust those humans made of card board. besides being one-dimensional they are shallow and hollow and will never give you a stratch or a treat. they aren't good for anything except for maybe lifting your leg on them. (oh, did we say that too?) we probably should go now before we get you into too much trouble.

pee ess you can tell your mumsie that our mom will be proud to be the VP of the "late for everything" club. unfortunately, she will probably be late for all of the meetings.

woofs.

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow guys...congrats to big Bruver and to Sus too....remember yer not losin' a bruver....yer gainin' a sister and graduating from Penn State is a huge accomplishment....but ya know, old Joe is, well, old....we're surprised he could stand there so long....hey Scruff...pee on 'em and see if he falls down.

Dewey Dewster here.....

Asta said...

Lacie!
Congwatoolations to Big Bwuvvew ..tell the twuf..did you help him pass those obedience tests??
Hi9s Sus is sooo lucky...I can't wait to see you as a bwidesmaid..do you need help designing youw dwess??
I would have bawked at JoPa too..he looks scawy
smoochie kisses
youw BFF
ASTA

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Congratulations on your big bruvver's graduation and now your gonna have a new sister too when he gets married.

Mona

Gaia the Airedale said...

Wow wow and wow! Thats a lot of news! Congrats to your big bro you all, thats so cool. And getting married! Thats really cool! Great photos, and my mom says thanks for taking such good care of me at the birfday party, I had a great time with the dogritas hehe..

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Wiry Axel said...

Oh God, that is the funniest thing I've ever read/seen!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Hehehehehe Pee on him guys Pee on him! Hehe, help melt him down, then he will fit in the trash better!

Hehehehe, You guys make me giggle! Congrats to your brother! My human graduated last year...good thing she did, she woulda had no time for me!!!

We have you all signed up for the International Goody Exchange! Stay posted on Sunday we will be posting the list!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Mack said...

Congratulations!!

(On big bruvver and the sweet stain)!

Huskee Boy said...

CONGRATS to your Big Bruvver on BOTH his graduation and impending nuptials!

erin said...

Oh doggie, too funny! My daycare just put up a mannequin in the front lobby and every morning I go there, it freaks me out!
Woof,
Keeley
PS Congrats to your big bruvver!

Asta said...

LacieBFF,

Oh can you help babySTan pleez..I think he must have bumped his head..I feel tewwible..fiwst the tummy spots, now the skiwt..I weally didn't want him to get huwt..Ithink I'm nevew getting undwessed again..

awe you getting youw haiw weaves tomowwow??

We talked to auntie Kawen, she's in good hands wif nice fwiends who love her, till tuesday
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh boy!! That guy is a riot!! Archie said he would have had an explosion too if he had seen him.WellWellWell Mumsie has a double celebration!! Tell big brother double congrats!! Lacie you will be so cute as a bridesmaid and the boys will be such good ushers(as long as they don't have any accidents)How wonderfull!! Love A+A

Lenny said...

BIG congrats to Big Bruvver! I hope you guys like Sus more than you like JoePa!

Good news! Hooray!!

YOur friend, Lenny