Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Seymour Takes Over......


Well, well, well. Look at my foxy friends. As you know "Sir" Dunstan was living with Scruffy and Lacie since last summer. But, when our bud Jackson got sick, Dunstan decided he was homesick and went back to the UK. I guess Lacie was miserable without him, so Scruffy peemailed me to come over and show her a good time. I arrived 2 days ago...it is a long way on wheels across the ocean. But, I get here and Scruffy, Lacie, Koobie and some dude named Dewey are all in NYC causing trouble. I guess they got into a wreck and had some serious skirmishes with the law. Asta's (Up Over) blog describes it better than I ever could.


There were some injuries, but nuthin' serious, thank dog...Asta looks rather despondent, and her barely over the flu. She's been nursing Jackson...probably just worn down, poor girl. And now, she has all of these bozos...er friends to care for. Look at the expression on Scuffy's face...he obviously got his bell rung...and it's still ringing!!!!

So no dogs are here...just Aunt Mumsie. And frankly she's boring. All she talks about is the blog and whether I might be constipated. Jees...I mean, I might be stuffed, but not that way. Dunstan gained quite a lot of weight here from eating pierogies. So far, I'm just workin' on the kielbassi....good stuff!

So, I'm wondering if Lola....she lives right here in the Burg, might like to come over and take me around the city to see the sights. She is such a diva! Are the Steelers playin' at home this weekend?? That could be a fun time!



Am thinkin' of throwin' a poker pawty here...will let you guys know. We have all of Scuffy and Lacie's toys and unlimited beer. And cigars.
Will continue to manage things here while the terriers continue wrecking havoc in New York.
Sincerely, Seymour

18 comments:

Jackson said...

Hey Seymour, you'd better behave yourself over there. No drinking absinthe or womanising! If there's any hint of trouble I'll send Barnaby over to sort you out. J x

Maggie & Mitch said...

Hi Seymour!
Aren't you having a good time for yourself at Scruffy and Lacie's place while they're away! Keep the pawty simple - we hear there's been enough trouble lately! Just a friendly warning!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

Nice to meet you Seymour. Hope your time with Mumsie improves. She sounds great if she keeps talking about the blog.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah, Willow, Tess & Lucy

Patience-please said...

Oh MY! Our Servant gets all busy working working working and hogs the computer for days and look what we miss!
Y'all live such exciting lives!

The whippet waggle
oh, and your human said something so nice to our Servant that she read it to the Manservant outLOUD for dawg's sake, and said things like "wow" and her eyes even got leaky a little. So give your human a little eye kiss from us, ok?

Ruby Bleu said...

Hello Seymour...
Thanks for stopping by to say hi. So glad you will be joining the fun at my BFF Suki's Barkday Pawty in Disney World...nothing says America like Disney World.

I would love to have a snackie with you while we are in Florida...as long as Lacie doesn't mind. I know my Stanny will be ok with, I think, hmmm...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Gus said...

glad you are there to help out. I will send Teka if you need her

Ferndoggle said...

Weeeeeeeee! I'll be happy to show Seymour around da 'burgh. And the stinky Browns are in town so we might as well go to the game!

I only work for kielbasa too...Uncle Charlie's is my favorite.

Lola

Koobuss said...

Hi Seymour,

This is Koobie. You better be careful with my Scruffy's stuff, or he is going to be mad. I wouldn't want to make him mad. You know how he gets. This is only some friendly advice.

While we hate to leave Asta and New York (we are having such a great time) we will most likely be home before the weekend. There's the Penn State game to go to. My car will be ready soon, and I think Asta needs to rest.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Blue said...

Gosh, Seymour, you do travel fast... only saw you @ home with Jackson the other day! But, thinking about it, you did have that adventerous glint in your eye!

Pats & pets
Blue

Asta said...

Seymour
Welcome to the states!! we just have a little mowe shopping to do and Lacie will be home..boy is she going to be happy to see you!! She thinks the boyz in NY awe wude and can't wait to be with you..
they just need a caw,heheh
smoochie kisses
Asta

Lorenza said...

Hi, Seymour
Sounds like you have great plans! Sure the boy will happy to have a poker party!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

Seymour, you and Lola should go to the O and get a GIGANTIC plate of fries and then go to Primanti brothers for a sandwich! Oh gosh, Mom is missing her burgh right about now!

Asta said...

Hi Auntie Mumsie,
Have the kids awwived home safely??they wewe excellent hose guests, Mommi says they'we welcome any time!! Lacie and I suwe had fun shopping, I hope you don't mind we chawged evewything to you
smoochie kisses
Asta

Asta said...

Seymour
You bettew call 911 ow do you know how to do CPW on auntie Mumsie..oh deaw..did we do something wong??
I'm hoping to go to the pawty, but I'll pwobably be naked, I lost my bathing suit a long time ago,and since it's not exactly hot hewe now, I just nevew got anothew one,hehe.
The witght outfit makes all the diffewence deaw Seymouw..take a cold showew maybe.
smoochie kisses, see you in Fl.
Asta

Stanley said...

Seymour!

Good to meet you, buddy. I was hoping you might be a calming influence on the ScruffMan and Lacie, but now I don't know.

Just when IS this poker pawty?

Goober love,
Stanley

Ferndoggle said...

Seymour, thank you for the lovely dinner. I told you Montery Bay served Kielbasa...you just have to ask the chef as it's not on the menu. And the Southside bar tour was a blast too! I'm glad we didn't get busted when we stopped to pee in the bushes on one of those side streets. Those SS folks are pretty touchy about that kind of stuff.

Can't wait for the game!

Lola

Putter said...

WOW! Seymour! You are surest ever having fun at Lacie and Scruffies place, huh????? Cool! I am having such a blast with all you guys at Disney! Are you guys having funnest ever too??? Talk to you soonest ever!!!!!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

4xBs said...

we heard about all that trouble your kiddos got into with Asta. you're just lucky that you all got out of jail!
woofers.