Saturday, March 24, 2012

LACIE'S FAT by Scruffy!!!!


So we went to see Dr. Mary this week....Lacie is fifteen pounds!!

Oh, the puparazzi would love to get hold of this pic...

What??? Oh, my paws on the edge of the scale????'s so much fun to MESS WITH LACIE'S HEAD!!!!!

Mumsie has her on the green bean diet!!!!!




Asta said...

Ummmmm, Scwuffy
She is NOT fat, and those paws of youws awe pwoof.
Why the deew giwl hawdly evew eats, oh suwe she has the occasional tiny slice of cake and a lick of espwesso, but othew than that, she eats nothing but naked salad and diet coke (it's called the Mumsie eating plan)
I suggest you have hew come stay wif me and wif all the walking up and down staiws and ewwands evewy day and explowing the city wif an occasional swim in a spa and of couwse, itty bitty bweaks fow jelly Otto, and then mowe walking, she will be slim as one of those gween beans,, but as I mentioned, she is slim aweady, so maybe we'll just eat towtes all day, hehehhe
Smoochie kisses

Asta said...

Umm, my secwetawy Mommi is a dolt, she wote espwesso instead of schlag, sheeeesh..she shouldn't watch movies and type fow me at the same time
Smoochie kisses

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Scruffy if I were you I would hide.... If Lacie reads this you will probably end up in the blender.


Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Scruffy dear it really is about time you learnt that ladies are curvaceous and NEVER fat.


Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

I am staying out of this...


Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

So am I.


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Tsk Tsk... Hers not Fat... Hers just FLUFFY!!

The ol' Paw on the scales trick gets em every time. I'm just sayin'.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I am SOOOOOOOO not!!!

Maybe she needs to khome to Khamp Khyra -

I'll help tighten up her tush AND her mouth -

Just Sayin'


Angus said...

Green bean diet ? Poor Lacie .

Macintosh Mitch said...

Lacie isn't phat, Scruffy. Do you think she's going for the JLow look?

Love ya lots,

Mango said...

Bet your hard drive is full given the number of pixels required to support that ginormous photo. Oink, oink.


Gus said...

I will have to remember the paws on the scale trick Scruffy. In your memory, that is.


Jake of Florida said...

She must be adding peanut butter to those green beans...

But Laciecakes, we think a little bit of extra flesh is kind of sexy, so we still find you attractive!!!!

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

(On the other paw, we think Scruffy showed some very cool WFT hooliganism!)

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Your in big big trouble. You never ever say the word "fat." I'd sleep with one eye open. Just sayn'
Sally Ann

Wild Dingo said...

Scruffy: run. run now. run fast. run far. just run.