Mumsie noticed she had this "thing" on the inside flap of her ear. So she took her to see the long suffering Dr. Mary.
Now mind you, Lacie had a bit of a SLUMBER PAWTY with a bunch of her boyfriends at the Savoy in London recently. Why do I bring that up again...??? Well....
When Mumsie made the appointment with Dr. Mary, she told the receptionist it was for a de-horning. Cuz that's what it felt like. Sharp, pointy...no, not quite this big, but close...ok, so I'm exaggerating a bit....but still.....
LACIE HAS A WART. AND IT'S CONTAGIOUS!! Yep...just like herp....well, not exactly like that but CONTAGIOUS just the same.
All those boyz at the Savoy. Hundreds of others....
Dr. Mary said you could tell just by lookin' cuz it (the WART) had a bit of a cauliflower appearance.
Hmm...I'd say more than a bit. When questioned, Lacie sez she's found the pawfect hat to wear to the Royal Wedding in April.
Nuthin' like makin' lemonade outta a lemon.
Hushed reporting barks,
Scruffy and Stan