Monday, January 17, 2011

A Public Service Announcement; LACIE IS CONTAGIOUS!!!

Scruff and Stan here...so Lacie is still grounded for taking that nip from Mumsie's neck. PLUS...we have a hooooooooge piece of gossip about her...

Mumsie noticed she had this "thing" on the inside flap of her ear. So she took her to see the long suffering Dr. Mary.

Now mind you, Lacie had a bit of a SLUMBER PAWTY with a bunch of her boyfriends at the Savoy in London recently. Why do I bring that up again...??? Well....



When Mumsie made the appointment with Dr. Mary, she told the receptionist it was for a de-horning. Cuz that's what it felt like. Sharp, pointy...no, not quite this big, but close...ok, so I'm exaggerating a bit....but still.....


And guess what! Dr. Mary sent it off to the Lab...(Dexter, I guess...) and get this....
LACIE HAS A WART. AND IT'S CONTAGIOUS!! Yep...just like herp....well, not exactly like that but CONTAGIOUS just the same.
All those boyz at the Savoy. Hundreds of others....
Dr. Mary said you could tell just by lookin' cuz it (the WART) had a bit of a cauliflower appearance.

Hmm...I'd say more than a bit. When questioned, Lacie sez she's found the pawfect hat to wear to the Royal Wedding in April.
Nuthin' like makin' lemonade outta a lemon.
Hushed reporting barks,
Scruffy and Stan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!



26 comments:

Oskar said...

Not the dreaded cauliflower herp!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Asta said...

Lacie
I just hope all youw boyfweinds awe not toally in fected..on the plus side..it is a lovey hat
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Frankie Furter said...

Ohhhhhhhh this sounds even worse than Worms. Sorry!!!
What will the TREATment be??? All the Milkbones she can eat???

Gus said...

Tell Lacie we hope she feels better soon. But Gussie wants everyone to know that he was only an observer that weekend, se he has learned about Lacie the hard way.

Teka toy

Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek said...

Oh no! Now you notice I had my flying hat on for the pawty. Do you think it protected my ears??? So what treatment are they giving you Lacie?
Will it be gone by your birfday???
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm SOOOOOOOOO glad I out ran her -

She tried to get me but I used my Siberian speed to smoke her widebutt -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

COOTIES! You are so not coming to the estate. Might have to have you in a bubble for the show.

Slobbers,
Mango

Benny and Lily said...

Lacie once they get rid of your diablo ear/horn maybe you won't nip mom any more.
Benny & Lily
Pee S. Love the cauliflower ear! BOL

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I hope Lacie gets better soon!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

Lacie, get better soon!

But, I do like hats made of vegetables!!

Wyatt

Angus said...

Thank heavens you found it now and not a week before the wedding !

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a stylish hat, Lacie! You are so creative!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Oh poor Lacie. It could only happen to you. Hope it clears up quickly......... well you are chief bridesmaid aren't you?

Molly, Taffy and Monty.

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Hey guys...
Listen, I have a wart too! Do you think I got it from Lacie during her trip to South AFrica some moons ago??? I really need someone to blame!
Lotsalicks
KING TOFFEE IN SOUTH AFRICA

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Hootie was with me. It must have been a clone at her party. I hope she feels better.
Sally Ann

Dewey Dewster said...

Ta the ever-sufferin' Scruffy and Stan....

Stay away from Lacie....if ya never had a valid reason before...ya sure do now.....no one...'n I mean no one....wants a cauliflower ear....unless they really love cauliflower.

Dewey Dewster here....

TwoSpecialWires said...

Great. Now Jake's got one more thing to worry about. Just what we all need.

Fergi

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Oh, my! Looks like it's time to restrict Lacie's viewing of all the vampire movies. Hope your mom didn't have to get shots or stitches or anything. Did the pajama-clad slide down the driveway reopen the bleeding?

What IS the treatment for Lacie's affliction? Do you boys have to take it prophylactically? You'll be thanking her for that, we're sure. Maybe all the cold snow will freeze it off.

Abby is grateful, however, that Lacie is temporarily banned from the Mango estate on medical grounds. Every little bit helps when trying to guard the MM 2011 judges from over eager contestants with liberal spending habits.

Jed & Abby, L.B.E.

Agatha and Archie said...

BOY BOYS BOYS WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO HIM YOU KNOW HE IS A HYPOCHONDRIAC...He has been on the phone every five minutes and he keeps asking PL2 if his head looks like a cauliflower but he wont tell her why and she thinks the snow plows have gone to his head.....sigh..Love Ags

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Yikes! Hootie must have lent his jammies to Clone Hootie. He says he was in the paws of Sally Ann! If a strange veggie starts growing out of his ear,let's see him get out of this one. Ahahaha!
AireKisses,
BabyRocketDog

William Tell said...

Lacie needs a Carmen Miranda hat. She would look lovely in one!

Happy Tails,
William Tell

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Wonderful post really.. Specially that dog wearing Cauliflower, looks so funny...

Penny and Patches said...

All we can say is: Ewwwwwwwww! Do you have a plan to keep Scruffman and Stanley from catching the wart?

Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches

The Thuglets said...

we are so sorry we are late catching up on posts! You just cna't get the staff these days. ggrr

We hope Lacie's ear is by now all mended? Hopefully she got lots of treats to make her better.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

JackPDB said...

They can remove warts by freezing them -- looks like Lacie is attempting that remedy herself, to judge by the pictures...
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Jack@PDB
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julandmatt said...

OMG. LMAO!!
best post yet~!
xxoo