Monday, December 13, 2010

The Scent of Stan; A New Fragrance Line by Lacie!

Lacie here...now I know we're busy with the holidaze, but opportunity presented itself today for a new business adventure...yes, I have a new LACIE LINE ready to come out....

You see, Stan has this glandular problem that seems to arise from his nether regions...and today, um, his regions seemed to be dripping on the floor....

Not to be one to shy away from disgusting things, I um have used this... er taken this opportun....er um well.....

I have two new products for all you manly boyz out there....take a look at these....!!!!!!









So check this out....tired of your Mango scented body spray??...wanna smell like a real dog...just like Stan???? Buy some of this!!!!!


Or better yet, would you like your room or even entire house to be freshened to have a tough manly appeal??? Try a box of these scented candles...
Discounts on multiple orders...
I'm sending a box to Mango for free....

Stanley....A Man's Man.....!!!!
Kisses,
Miss Lacie Teacakes......



And yes, I did hear Mumsie makin' an appt. with Dr. Mary tomorrow...so this is a limited time offer, I'm just sayin'.......

And if any of you girlies are interested, I'm thinking you shouldn't be.....

20 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Aren't woo just the most special sisfur a bro khould have asked fur!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: BTW, did woo ship my snow to Gussie and Teka? That was furry special of woo!

Frankie Furter said...

I'll take a case of Manley Stanley
to send to my Cussin Sarge... His dad will LOVE it ... since his name is STAN. hehehe

Benny and Lily said...

BOL, oh my what a beauty
Benny & Lily

Asta said...

Dawling Laciekins

Umm, it's quite an iwwesistablull offew, and I'm suwe you will make millions, but I must decline..i think it would clash wif the smoke Mommi leaves awound ouw house..we aweady have stinkies in the aiw, hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mango said...

Poor guy is just expressing himself. Of course it will never compare with the scent of Mango! As if! Hey! Did you see how I put my bottom right in the camera in that movie? All for you, beastie.

Slobbers,
Mango

Wyatt said...

Stanzie will take a case of those candles...she has a little crush on Stan!!
She likes her men stinky!!

Wyatt

doyle and mollie said...

with all your marketing skills bet you could sell that wee piece of snow on your header too... specially if its yellow snow - loves and licks xxx

Lacy said...

w00fs, me thinks me will pass....me nots thinks me stinks..and they wont lemme roll in the good stuff..

b safe,
rocky

Noah the Airedale said...

I'm putting in my order for the scented candle Lacie.
We can use it to freshen up the room next time the blender burns out and leaves that hidious stench.

Noah x

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh if only I was allowed my own credit card....
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Please put us in for a bottle of the body spray! Purple and orange is our mom's favorite color combo and Stan on the label is just perfect! It will make a fine Christmas pressie for her to decorate with!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Geesh Lacie, your Stanrock's!
I think I should order some: I was attacked (yes attacked!) by two of your types on my walk yesterday. Do you think your sprays will work to ward them off. I am still very submissive and get big frights with terriers of all kinds.
Lotsalicks
TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICA

Gus said...

ohhhhhh....we think the purple packaging is a great touch. So, tell us, did you field test this on your delicate little self?

kisses
(oh, why did I say that?)
Gussie

Hollie and Janie said...

We just love the scent of 'dale at our house, so load me up! He is quite a handsome spokes'dale for your line!
Love,
Janie

Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek said...

Poor BabyStan. Hope the vet visit goes ok. Maybe he needs the glands removed. One of Mama's hunting dogs had to have hers removed. Mama won't let us have our own credit card YET, so we can't order the candles. Papa loves candles so we know he would love these, tee hee.
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek

Joe Stains said...

Hey guys, just stopping in to say hello! Our steelers are kicking some butt this year! Oh and speaking of butts that gland scent stuff is the worst!! I hope his eminations have been eradicated!

Hopefully we can do some blogging over the holidays!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Just in time for the discerning shoppers Christmas buying! We're sure you'll make a fortune. You do know you have to pay Stan royalties, right? After all, without him you wouldn't have a product.

Jed & Abby

The Thuglets said...

Mumsie, Scruffy, Lacie & Stan

Thank you so much for your lovely messages on our sad loss of Dorcus.

Your story of the 2 stars made us cry, but we absolutely loved it.

Our furkids are so special to us all. Dorcus has taught us NEVER put off saying or doing what you can with them today, until tomorrow. Cos sometimes tomorrow never comes!

We think the girls would like some Stanley products.

Thank you again.

Karen & Alan Dorcus's Mum & Dad
&
The Thugletsx

We're off to star watch again tonight!

TwoSpecialWires said...

Ewwwww.

That's all.

Fergi

Dumpster Rental said...

O god...this dog mania....What condition finally made to that lady...??? It was really very funny pic...
I really want to use these scented candles in my house for this Christmas...