First of all, our blog header is a pic snapped by the NYPD as my brothers and I flew into New York last night for Auntie Ami Mommi's Barkday....Scruffy had dropped her cake at least five times on the way, and the wind died down over the Village leading to a rather sloppy landing. Plus, I think Stan pulled too hard on the rudder...so not my fault.GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....yes, I did get a drink here in this pic so my beard is a tad damp....so...the other day, Mumsie "smelled" something...she jammed her overly sensitive nose into Stan's and Scruff's nether-regions...."nuthin' " so she said....(mind you it's usually Scruffy who has "issues" but Stan does have that pesky gland problem....
So...she picks me up and shifts the front of me to her shoulder section while her stoopid nose was sniffering my very sanitary section....
And then she dropped me....like SPLAT on the floor....
What a clumsy oaf!!! All the wind went outta me in a whoosh....Mumsie screeched at the top of her lungs and I came up SNAPPIN'....I gave Scruffy a good nip on the butt, and chased Stan around the kitchen...Mumsie did grab me and rocked me and A POLLY GIZED but I'm still bitter.Mumsie; I still feel horrible about it...it had to hurt, poor thing....
I mean, look at this pic of our varying fuzz butts...how could she even consider that I may smell anything but fragrant????
It's so not wise to DROP the Lacie.Payback time.
Lacie Smooshied Cakes
19 comments:
Uh oh....don't leave us hangin' here...who was the stinky Butt? Did we mention that muzzer doesn't even bother sniffin' around here. We BOTH get showers, because she says if our butt isn't the one that smells, our face does, because we have had it up in the smelly region.
And, um....we hate to say this, but maybe losing a few pounds would make it easier to pick ya up...
gussie
(I guess I consider myself snapped at, right?)
I'm not sure there are enough posies in the state to khover your derriere!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Gasp. Your bows are askew. How awful for you. Bad mumsie. What does she expect? All sniffing your bottom and what not. But did you have to take it out on Scruffman and the hapless dale?
Slobbers,
Mango
You do look like you have a case of the angries! Mumsie better watch out!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Pee-ess: I'm sure your hiney smells like flowers...really!
Dawling misundewstood and splattewed Laciekins
I think you have an excellent case fow sew ing mumsie..
I saw a few things you might want to pick up fow youwself while you'we hewe visiting..the least she can do is give you new platimun cawd
..now stop fwowning, you know how those winkles set in
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Well heck, what was mumsie thinkin. It had to have been that stinky Hudson River water she was smellin. I'm just sayin.
We don't know what goes on in Pawsylvania -- but here in Flori-duh we have a lot smellier things to deal with than poor doggie butts.
Usually our mom likes to defend your Mumsie, who seems to get into tons of embarrassing situations -- but this time we do think she may have erred. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you??????
Just askin'!!!
Wirey woofs,
Jake and Just Harry
Our Momster thinks your Mom is nuts putting her nose "there". Hope you all at least had fun at the pawty.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Oops!
If I were Mumsie... I'd be very careful!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
At first we thought you were bleeding from the ear, Lacie. (Moma's eyes are gettin' really bad .. 'specially at night. Do clumsy hands come next? Is this what we have to look forward to?) Anyhow. We're glad you bounced back. (At least we're assuming there was some bounce.) We just hope Mumsie is appropriately recovering. (Moma would be a wreck. A perfect time to take advantage of the situation.)
Take care, sweet little flower. Heal well.
Jake and Fergi
Ooh, Lacie, we're so sorry you were hurt! All that assault and battery and pain and suffering! Not to mention neglect, Lacie abuse, PTSD, etc. Suing your mom can be tricky because of parental immunity, but it is allowed when a family member has been injured and there's a hooge household insurance policy available to pay damages with. Shall Abby start drawing up the papers? She'll work on contingency for a mere 45.57% of the recovery. Hope your flowery butt feels better now. That was the part your mom dropped you on? Surely not on your gorgeous FACE! Oh, triple damages! Maybe more! This injury will ruin your modeling career, right?
Jed & Abby
Mumsie is in trouble. I can tell by the look on your face.....
Noah x
Oh poor Lacie, of course you wouldn't pong! Silly Mumsie.
Stan and Scruffy have magnificent derrieres.
Molly, Taffy and MOnty
Wow Lacie, we can see from your face that you are NOT happy about being droped - and we can totally understand why that is! We just don't understand what moms are thinking sometimes!
Wow Lacie you are looking pretty mean in that final photo. f I were Mumsie I'd be seriously scared..
Toodle pip!
Bertie (who is just starting to get interested in sniffing girls' bottoms...)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE ARCHIE IS BOOKING A FLIGHT NOW WE ARE COMING TO PICK YOU ALL UP AND TRANSPORT YOU TO OUR HOUSE REPEAT PACK YOUR BAGS BRING ALL YOUR TOYS AND BLENDERS NO SCRUFFY CAN NOT BRING ANY DEER POOP>> SHE IS GOING TO BE VERY VERY SORRY>> Love AA phew my paws hurt...
poor little Lacie. you don't deserve such abuse. of course it was one of your bruzzers that had the stink. we hope that you are not permanently injured.
woofs
Oh Lacie you are sure a drama queen. You know your Mumsie would never drop you on purpose. She was probably just startled that you, Miss FlowerBum, were stinky!
XX-BabyRocketDog
Oh poor little sweetie. Can I kiss and make better?! (This is so obviously my chance!)
WelshieHugs & Kisses,
Hootie
Ohh heck. Thank dog for your big rear end, must of given you a bit of cushioning.And look on the positive side at least your splat was purple. What colour cow spaltz do the brothers make? Mmm ...bet they're tasty....
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