Tuesday, February 16, 2010

BEWARE THE LACIE....!!!

Lacie has been in SUCH a MOOD lately...she killed her bunny...the one she slept with every night for like FOREVER???!!!


Bunny is very flat...she destuffed it well...through a hole she surgically crafted in its BUTT....




She's been soooooooooo grumpy...Mumsie likens her to a little mechanical motorized doggie...with her GROWLER stuck in the ON position....




Maybe it has somethin' to do with McGillicutty DROPPING her at the Blarney Stone cuz HER BUTT'S TOO HEAVY!!!!!




Being a thoughtful foxy wire, I sent McG these barbells...further weighted down with Mango and Lacie's butts on top of 'em....Better start that workout, Dude...you're gonna need it if ya keep datin' Laciegirl.




This might be another reason for her irritability! Yes, I received this yesterday from Mango...




Lacie even hung it in her crate....but it seems she made a few changes......she said somethin' bout Norwood being blind for passin' her up....






She's not too happy with Norwood...or Norweed, as she refers to him...she seems a little bitter.




She was going to ask him on some exotic date and possibly bump him off a cliff....




But instead, sweet Lacie asked him on a PICNIC right here in our yardie...(and Mumsie wonders why we have water leakin' everywhere....)




Norwood's still sittin' out there...Lacie seems in no hurry to join him???




Reporting Barks...





SCRUFFMAN






24 comments:

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh man, if he sits under those icicles, he'll be killed! We had one fall off by the back door, poked right through Papa's head. Cut & bruised a bit. Now we're even more careful about going out the door.
We can't believe that Lacie killed her pink bunny. Maybe it was her evil twin. Is McGillicutty sure he wants to keep dating her?? heheheh!
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Not to worry, Butchy...I have a special rubber tip on that icicle...and a long string hooked to my blender....

Can you imagine the smoothie it's gonna make?????

Kisses, Lac!

Jake of Florida said...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear -- if you read my last post, you'll see that I've been acting pretty strangely and now I'm thinking for sure that somehow Laciegirl -- or her evil twin -- got stuck in our air vent and from time to time lets out a piercing scream that causes me to bark and wake up the whple neighborhood. Becket said something about a wormhole and a parallel universe --- just sayin'.

Just Harry

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think she thought the bunny's butt was bigger than hers so she had to liposukhtion it...

Maybe I should khome by and try to save Norwood?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Just Chill Lacie - be khalm khool khollekhted - BE KHYRA!

Agatha and Archie said...

FLight 202 arriving in Boston at 5:45pm Be there Be square...We might as well all be crabby together..Better tell Sruffman he can come but don't mess with Arch..Plow just went by.....Love Ags PS don't bother with the blender I CAN NOT USE MY BOMB SHELTER if you remember..WE will have to use PL1's room...

Asta said...

Sheeesh
It's not as if Nowwood can help it if he's blind?????

Poow guy, I think he's going to be impaled by that icycle ow catch poo monia.

I think McGillicutty will be soopew stwong aftew that wowkout. Watch out.
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Martha and Bailey said...

Aw poor bunny - how awful if Lacie turned into a bunny boiler - at least she is just a bunny destuffer.
Hell hath no fury............
Lacie if you are ready to talk we can organise a girls night.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Gus said...

Never a dull moment at your place. sounds like she is channelling Teka rather than Khyra.

gussie

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow, Lacie really does sound like she is in a foul mood! That is too bad - hopefully she will get in a better mood soon!

Mango said...

OK, that photo of the barbells with my bottom and the beasts on it is so WRONG! Everybody knows they should be evenly weighted and there is nothing as dense as Beastie Butt.

Next up, her shocking defacement of Scruffers most distinguished certificate only shows what a big old grump she has become. Then leave Norwood to potentially be impailed by ice. Is there no lows to which she will not stoop?

Slobbers,
Mango

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Poor pink bunny. Maybe Lacie just needs some time to relax, then she will be in a better mood.
Sally Ann

Eric said...

Lacie dearest. You need to chill. Try the garden. To pass the time try destuffing your butt. Look how well it worked for your bunny.

Wiry love Eric xx



HAAAAAAA!!!! SERiously my veri word is SKINI!!!!!!

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Lacie girl! I admire your de-stuffing abilities! I think we could get along quite well....
-Kira The BeaWootiful

The OP Pack said...

Oh man, this does not look good for Norwood - Tula, where are you - Norwood needs you NOW!!!

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Joe Stains said...

Tell Lacie I got her valentine's card. I am a bit scared and dismayed by the graphic misinterpretation of that totally cute Boston on the front.

I am going to go hide, even though she says I can't I sure can try!!

kissa-bull said...

i sense an evil plot at hand
keeps an eye on poor norwood makes sure he is ok
pibble sugars
the houston pittie pack

Twinkietinydog said...

BOL what did you doooo?
As for the poor bunny and Lacie, my condolences. Now can somebody put the poor rabbit together for Lacie pretty please?
Twink!

McGillicutty said...

Scruffman!!! It is me, McG, the love of your sister's life, me thinks...
I would LOVE a copy of the book you guys are writing...maybe it will help me with a bitch coming!!!

I am doing my weightlifting...gosh your butt AND Mango's??? Now, THAT is a workout....but, me loves yours!!!!

Now, It seems that me have created some confusion though (Lacie's smoothies,you know?)...Me mom is spayed and coming just to keep me company and be a pal (and challenge me Mom even more probably)!

Check out me new post! I make it clearer!!! And a post-date surprise....

Laciecakes, me lady, I DO think you pulled one over on me, bu that is fine with me. My kind of girl! Oh, and, by the way, you have NOTHING to worry about. We are totally cool. Even if I have 2 moms, they KNOW I'm yours totally for now.

Irish Love, (XXOOOOXXOOOO for Laciecakes!!!)
McG

Bobby said...

Oh that Lacie girl is stirring up some blogland trouble.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Norwood! Put on a helmet!

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

Lac is trying to kill Norwood with icicles!!!

Lacie mom--guess what we just got in the mail!!!! Grouchos pressie!!! really it was too much!! that was so sweet and kind of you and so very very thoughtful! we will post about it shortly! Groucho is gonna love his loot---the rubber bikini chicken was so funny my dad (who brought the box over to me) fell on the floor laughing when he saw it. so funny! that should make some interesting blog material! hehehhe!!!! thanks again sweet lacie and co

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Isn't it wierd how we have a toy for aaaggeeees and then one day it's all gone?! My canejo met the same fate last summer. Luckily the Stuffie Fairy fixed it while I slept!
XXXX-BabyRD

Dis-honorable Mention?? Come on Lacie.You're bigger than
that. (er,bad choice of words) I mean Scruff won fair and square (dog---the puns are just lowing from my keyboard!).Kiss and make up. (Then come over & kiss me!!)
WelshieHugs,
Hootie

The Thundering Herd said...

Oops - stuffing happens.

TwoSpecialWires said...

Lacie. We think you might need a couple of your own smoothies. Big ones.

Relax.
Jake and Fergi xxoo