Monday, August 31, 2009

Foxy Ladies!!!

Lacie here...I've been staring in the mirror a lot lately...um well, more than usual....and not likin' what I'm seein'....nopers....fur looks dull, lifeless and drab...and well...highlights are shot from swimmin'...and well...I DON'T HAVE SPOTS. Nope...none...Asta does....and lookie here....

This is Fergie from Two Special Wires and her totally HOT brother Jake...LOOK AT HER SPOTS....OMD...she's so bootiful!


And TALENTED. Yep...in the art of MAKEUP and MAKEOVERS....she offered to come to our house and do some instruction!!!!! Can ya believe this???? SWEET!!!!!


Stoopid Scruffy said he wasn't havin' girls here...he and Stan were havin' a poker pawty and that they had it on the calendar firstest...so we compromised and HE made out the makeover guest list...he invited all the girlie foxie terriers he knows....FIGURES.....
I invited another Lakie...Toscagirl, to counterbalance all that foxiness...besides...we Lakies are born to organize and somebody had to keep all those foxy ladies in line!

Look at Fergie awaiting the arrival of my rented Purple LIMO to arrive...I only hope that the driver was ok...he looked a lot like my brother Stanley with a cap on(see pic on Asta's bloggie....)...sheeech...ya can't get good help these days.....I hope he got all her luggage...have you ever seen so many totally cool things...she should open up her own Spa!!! And that Cointreau will come in soooo handy!




photo by Asta
Doggies in pic are: Snickers, Asta Marie, Asta, Fergie, Sally (who also has bootiful spots!!!!!) Agatha, Koobie , Tosca and me director of operations.....)
Now Fergie's been through a lot and isn't used to large groups....she had tucked her tail...and we girlies wanted her to feel welcome...so..well...we tucked ours too!!!! SOLIDARITY...isn't that what DWB's is all about???


Um well...I sorta invited er well TOLD TANNER HE HAD TO COME....that is was sorta a DATE!!!!!!!! Just to well SCARE HIM HALF OUTTA HIS MIND...'cept I don't think it worked...but we'll get to that later....


Meanwhile...we're off for our scheduled MUD BATH.....





Look at Dewey Dewster's mom, Asta Marie tryin' to get rid of this inconsiderate patron who wouldn't vacate the mud bath so we could begin our treatment...


Asta Marie takes no guff from any dog...pretty sure that relentlessly hooge patron got his relentlessly hooge butt kicked by her.....






Tosca and I are in the back...I'm on the right...don't we look alike??? Then from left to right is Agatha, Koobie, Asta, Snickers, Fergie, Sally (who seemed a little jetlagged from her long flight) and the DOOFUS...













photo by Asta


Look at Asta...isn't she a scream??....and Tanner...Fergie went nuts workin' on him!!!!! Fergie is applyin' some blushie in this photo...showin' us how to put in on correctly......









photo by Asta



And look at Fergie and Tosca enjoyin' a rose water bathie....such an amazing conditioning treatment for the fur!!!!!








Um...I'm not sure what to say about this makeover......











We were TOTALLY BARKLESS.....'NUFF SAID.......











photo by Asta
From left to right....Asta, Lacie, Fergie Koobus, Doofus and Agatha

This was the best part....we were going to get our spots.....'cept we had a small problem....

Combine Tanner, the blender and an airbrush and ya got issues...major issues!!!!!
Tanner is total Crackerdogs....












After such an amazing day, we girls and well Tanner got into our jamies to tell secrets about the boyz and giggle and well...NOT SLEEP...you're never supposed to sleep at a sleepover!!!!!


See the little Mastiff stuffie I'm holdin' on my lappie??? It was very 'spensive from that New York toy store...it even drools when ya push a button...and even when you don't!!! And look at that adorable Sibe stuffie that Asta has....SO REALISTIC!!!!! It even comes with it's own khomb and shedding fluff...for some reason it's taken a particular aversion to me...harumph.....Look at Sally in the front row with the afghan over her head...you shoulda heard the jokes she told..she's hilarious!!!!! Actually, Sally has some pretty pawfect spots too and I think Tanner totally messed them up...that's why she's under the blanket....poor girlie!



We started hearin' all this racket beside us....yeppers...it was my stoopid brothers...they had invited TONS OF BOYZ for a poker game....I only got one snappie pic before they ran away screechin' like Lakies....









It's Archie...isn't he adorable??????? Wonder where his feet are? OMD...Butchy went around in his plane and picked up about fifty more dogs...Mumsie is not going to be happy about this...we kicked Tanner OUT so he could go play poker....thank heavens Joey brought some hotdogs...those boyz never think of the 'portant stuff...


We ignored them. And it wasn't easy with the racket they were makin'..... my little Mastiff stuffie kept scatchin' at the door....weird, huh....he kept squirmin' in my sleepin' bag too, poor little guy...wonder why....








Now...I had this totally weird dream when I did finally fall asleep around 4AM....we girls were walkin' the runway in New York.....it was our turn to go....look at this totally hot looking girlie before us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She kept sayin' that she had to go and khomb her fluff or somethin'......


Uh Oh....and looooooooook at that other creature walkin' the runway....its a



FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of a sudden we terrier girls were totally after him...screechin' and snappin' and growlin'....Aggie led the chase and went to ground in someone's 'spensive designer handbaggie; we all followed....I think the fox trashed it......never did get to walk the runway in our new makeovers...



BUT SOME OTHER DOG DID......







SHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH....what a doofus!!!!!!!!! And what a dream...


I actually think he enjoyed himself...which was NOT my intention!


Thank you Fergie for all the TOTALLY FABBERS makeup pointers and advice....


YOU ROCK, GIRL!!!!


Love and kisses....


Laciegirlie Ya gotta go to Asta's bloggie and see the rest of the pix...her camera is amazing!!!!





























19 comments:

TwoSpecialWires said...

Never in a milllion years would I have imagined having as much fun, with so many girlfriends (and a few other types) and so much decadence and love. You made me feel like I fit right in.... and I was so worried (so was Moma) that'd I'd panic and bolt in a crowd. Not with you and my sissieAsta and all my friends around. Huh-uh. No way! SOLIDARITY rules, girlfriend! Never again will I be embarrassed about my tucked tail! And, after a day and night like this, I may even start to confidently raise it proud and high more and more.

Now... as for today, I'm thinkin' I might like purple spots. I think Tanner was on to something, even if he did overdo it. Do you think that blue stuff in the jar will turn my spots purple, or do I need to invest in an airegun and hire the doofus? (Please say "no!")

One more thing. Jake is back home. Dead asleep. He hasn't shared a word about what he did or where he was. But I can't find that brown bottle and he smells funny.

No matter. We're happy. We had a great time!

DARN I wish I had remembered my camera!

Lots of love,
Fergigirl (and the zombie)

Joe Stains said...

Oh dear, Tanner is a total MENACE. I sure hope that Fergi wasn't put off by his um 'special' ness. I really think he DID have fun, although if you look at my blog he seemed downright terrified when he left here. I enjoyed the poker game but now I am off to find a C-A-T that is missing at Tanner's wife's house. You can keep Tanner there as long as you want, really.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

WOW!

I bet the f-hounds will be all over this!

Mom is babbling something about some kind of purple haze all through her brain (but then again, she did have some AGJ last night)!

I'm so furry glad to see woo are SOOOOO taken by me and my Siberian beaWOOty!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mom had the big 5-0 last Wednesday!

Fred said...

Poor Tanner!

Mango said...

That picture of me in the mud bath is obviously a fake! Like that thing isn't even big enough for my large and not to be caught dead at some girl party self.

I must say that little Mango stuffie is most attractive. Where can I get one?

And one more thing... not even Tanner deserves the Lacie treatment.

Slobbers,
Mango

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh Lacie,
I Snickers had so much fun at the sleepover & spa trip. Mama was glad I didn't have any seizures while I was there. Us girls need to do this more often, maybe the boys can stay home though, hehehe, or come here to our house. Does anyone know why Butchy has purple paw prints all over his yellow plane??? hmmmmmm, Mama thinks she knows what happened.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Snickers
PS Did Mumsie get the pmail with photos?? Email us & tell us if you want anything different or not before we cut the others out.

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

What a bunch of hotties!!! Love.

Eric said...

Wowzerr!!! What a bevvy of square beauties with their beauty spots. Gone all hot under my collar. Even you flakie Lakie scrubbed up nice - you have an ex foil ation to get rid of your flakiness? And all tuckering tails for sweetie Fergie was well sweet. Now I need some of them whiskas extensions I'll trot off and ask Asta. And girlies..Tanner..he looked kind of cool strutting his stuffies down the runway. You know it.

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xx

Duffy said...

I'm a bit confused. I don't know nothin' bout girl spas. Let's just say I'm on a learning curve.
I do have freckle spots, though.

BTW, thank you for visiting my inaugural blog. Guess I have to look up the word flirt now.
Luv, Duffy

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Oh wow, I am so envious. Can I come to your next party? It looks like y'all had a fun time.
Sally Ann

Gus said...

You all had such a special time. We are so glad you girls got together and bonded, and hope the purple spots fade soon.


gussie

Koobuss said...

Oh, Lacie!! Today was just so awesome!! I loved every minute of it! And I finally got some spots!! Thanks so much for inviting me.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Moco said...

It does look like a good time was had by all.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Whew! Does Jane Child know that Tanner raided her wardrobe?

Agatha and Archie said...

I can't believe how fab that makeup was that Fergie bought!!!! Wow....and the bags under my eyes are GONE!!! Archie has not eaten a thing since he came home and in his sleep is muttering something about eating 43 hot dogs....hoo boy this should be good..... Whhere should the next party be???? Love your gorgeous pal and her piggie brother A+A

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Looks like you all had a great time! Sorry we haven't been around much lately. Besides our mom's emergency "project" she stays busy taking care of our dad. He has COPD and emphysema so he will never get any better, only worse and he seems to be getting worse almost by the DAY! Mom is trying to sell most of his tools while he's still here to tell her what stuff is. Anyway, we hope to be around a little more often now that the "project" is finished.

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

I just biggified all of those photos and they are even more disturbing up close. Tanner will never be the same.

Slobbers,
Mango

ScrapsofMe said...

Golly Miss Molly! What a bash! You girlies really do it up good! I'm glad you had so much fun at the PJ party too...loved all ah'ya'lls jammies. The mud bath is so soothing, and obviously more fun with a pack of gal pals.
toodles!
Bonnie

Petey said...

Good thing my Rosie is already PERFECT and has the loveliest of spots! I'd hate to see her Tannerfied.

Your pal,

Petey