Monday, June 1, 2009

Bone-Tox-Ick...A Bland Look......

Lacie here....first I thought I'd show you some of the pix that Dogue and Fancy That Lakie
had requested for a couple of beach destination articles.......
Just some simple modelin' action water shots....

Love this one...my favorite thing to do...hose chasin'.....


They said they could photoshop the big Dale outta the pic...
In Canine Stylin' said they wanted to come out next week to do a photoshoot...but we'd hafta keep the boyz inside.....


Now, I wrote to Asta and Aggie last night 'bout Mumsie...and frankly the subject is so hysterical that I'm havin' trouble typin' 'bout it.....(Lacie closes her eyes and breathes deeply, but still dissolves into giggles....)
See, Bruvver's weddin' is comin' up in a couple of weeks....and Mumsie thought she looked "tired"...(I'm thinkin' that's her way of sayin' she looked older than her years of 564....) So she decided to get that Bone-Tox-Ick stuff..you know where they stick these needles in your face and allegedly make ya look younger...er um less tired??
So she goes and does the deed...each day she looked in the mirror and her (Lacie begins to giggle again so hard that she gets the hiccups...) well...her eyebrows have taken on a life of their own....
See (at this point Lacie gets a finely crocheted (sp??) lace hankie and dabs her eyes..) Mumsie's
left brow has migrated upward...sorta toward where her brain used to be...
And her right brow...well...it seems to have dropped and we can't find it...(at this point all three terriers reflexively begin sniffin' the floor for the elusive brow....)
I was thinkin' of writing a book...Where the H&%^ Is Mumsie's Right Eyebrow???
Could make a fortune....



Now look at this....her expression is a little um BLAND. I have NO IDEA if she's about to say....
"Oh my sweet daughter, Lacie...you are such a goooooooooooooood girrrrrrrrlllllie!"





Or, "Lacie, you little B*&%@#!" Not that Mumsie has EVER said that to me or even thought it....
But therein lies the problem....YA CAN'T TELL!! We dogs don't know whether to shoot in for a cuddle and some scritchies or to run like heck......







Besides...any girlie dogs knows ya should only get Bone-Tox-Ick right above the tail...to soften those pesky butt wrinkles.....not to mention the perky little tail-lift it gives ya...
As for Mumsie....(Lacie tries to speak, but fails....fallin' onto the floor and well, her bladder had been a little full......the curtain shall be drawn here.....actually it probably should have been drawn before this post even started....)
Reportin' Barks....
Laciegirlie






32 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

From that picture Lacie, your Mom now looks like a furless muppet! Oh no...

Lots of Licks, ruby

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, did woo try to pikhk up the khanine of the bone-tox-ikhk injekhtor?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

Do you think that bone tox ick would work on me? Momma says my face is too droopy.

I think you and Pee-Wee would get along great. He loves to get sprayed in the face full force with the hose too.

Slobbers,
Mango

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

EEE!!! I think I'd rather have my Mom look tired (she does anyway - I think because TaiChi makes her take her out at 2am Every Night because she has to piddle - even though she wears old lady diapers at night.... she's 17 and sometimes piddles in her sleep) than look all pasty and white and expressionless. But that's just me. Your pool looks like a lot of fun, BTW!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

The cherries are just like woo:

A little tart!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I'm sure woo khould just put your hot little paws on 'em to sweeten them!

Eric said...

Ooohhhh noooo poor Mumsie...you are naughty Lacie to poke fun Mom even if you do look hot hot hot in those modelling shots. Bet Mumsie does too. You jealous in case everybloggie thinks she's your sissy? Mom wants to know from Mumsie if the Bone Tox Ic hurt like billyo...or was it just painful on her wallet???

And Lacie I have an excellent photie shop fur and hair brush if you want to touch up that baldie shaved patch on your leggeded (bet you thought I was going to say for Mumsie didn't you? As if.)

Wiry wags n kissies, Eric xxxxx

Nibbles Treats said...

Oh, poor mom! Lacie - you are a bad girl. Remember karma.

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

Wawwawwawwawaaaa!!!
Poor mom DEAR LACIE!!!
You're very very very spiteful girl!!!!!!!
;-)))))))))))))))
Do you want try to make a picture of us?????
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....it will be a god idea????
Your pool's photos are GREAT!!!!!!!!
We loved a lot tube chasin'!!!!!!!
Next time can we play with you????
Sure we're having lots of fun!!!!
Lots of love and kisses dear friends!!!!
SMACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Gus said...

Lacie....we are sure you are zaggeratin that Bo Tock Tick thing. And, we bet Mumsie will look beautiful.

Are you a flower person?

Is BabyStan best man?

gussie d

Peanut said...

hey Lacie, interesting news about Mumsie. Hey I like to get sprayed in the face like that also. Peanut doesn't

Flash

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Oh my, Lacie....you better RUN! Mumsie looks mad! What a hoot you are girlie, you have us in stitches every time we visit :D
Love the water shots....we're having some hot sunshine too.....but where's your bikini? How very roood!
Slobbers xx

Koobuss said...

WOW!! Lacie,

This is very serious. Mumsie may never be the same again. Keep a close eye on her, and if there is no improvement in a couple of days, she may need a restoration specialist. I know a couple good ones.


Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Joe Stains said...

uh oh, this is like Tanner's wandering eye, you can never tell where he is looking! I sure hope Mumsies face recovers soon, we don't want her looking like that Kathy Griffin lady... SCARY!!

Joe Stains said...

pee s. Mom's birthday was Saturday the 30th

Lorenza said...

Does Mumsie has a serious case of bone-tox-ick gone wrong??
Maybe if you give her a gentle massage...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sally said...

Oh no - your Mumsie has to worry about her wandering 'brows - poor thing I hope they stop rebelling son and return to their rightful place on her face.

Love the water shots - we love playing in water too.

If we see the brow over here - we will catch it and send it back...

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Oh, my! We sure hope Mumsie's face straightens out before the wedding! Take good care of her, Lacie. BTW, we love your beach photo shoot!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Patience-please said...

Humans! Our servant did a whole NPR commentary about how she LOVES her wrinkles.
Whacko.

wags from the whippets

Tibby said...

Hi Lacie!
It looks like you had a lot of fun and your watery photo shoot! That bone-tox-ick stuff sounds a little scary! I too struggle with looking older than I am. But my problem is those pesky gray hairs! Would you believe I am only 2?! Luckily I think I can fix that without any needles!
:) Tibby

Joey said...

Oh Lacie, your poor mumsie! Maybe she can wear her bangs over her eyebrows till they go back where they belong. Those sure are cute pictures of you in the pool!

See ya!
Joey

MJ's doghouse said...

oh dear Lacie...i hope she doesnt decide to go and get her lips done....then she will really look strange...try and be nice to the ole girl....

Moco said...

Poor Mumsie. We are hoping she is back to normal before the sedding.

Stanley said...

Lacie!

I'm DYING here, girl! I don't even know why your mama decided to get the beau tocks, but your narrative and accompaning illustration have got me and my girl belly laughing SO HARD! I sure hope Mumsie is able to move her face by the wedding.

Wouldn't you know, you'd start getting all the wildlife coming back to your house once I left. I LOVE wildlife and getting up close & personal with nature. I hope you and Stan are helping out my man, Scruffy. I wouldn't want him to go postal on you guys for not doing your part!

Tell Mumsie to put her feet up and get herself some good rest before the wedding weekend! We miss her face and yours, Scruff's and Stan's booties!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Agatha and Archie said...

hee hee we are chuckling alittle over here( OF COURSE not at Mumsie although Archie is rolling just a little on the floor but he says it is becasue he thought of a good joke) You look like the hose is going to blast you out of the pool!!( but it is a stunning picture0 Love A+A

TwoSpecialWires said...

What's this about Bone-Tox-Ick above the tail? Would it help me raise my tail so that when Mom gets out the camera everyone can see that I really DO hold my tail high sometimes? It I could be guaranteed it would work, I MIGHT consent to give it a try.

Considering everything,
Fergi

Pee eSe. Sorry Lacie. Neither Jake nor I use Clairol Wiry Color. The only exception was when Jake got in our Girl's makeup and that was Maybelline. His color washed out with some scrubbin during his next shower. It WAS a nice ginger shade, though, while it lasted.

Huskee and Hershey said...

Uh oh Lacie.. I hope that your mom will still give you dinner tonight considering what you said abt her eyebrows!! LOL!!
Hope she finds the elusive right brow before the wedding..Ok got to wipe away the nosebleed now.. those pics of you are HOT..

Abby said...

Hi, Lacie...

My secretary has been on vacation...I just read your post...

Oh My...I hope Mumsie is back to normal soon...That's really not a good look for her...

Abby xxxooo

Molly and Taffy said...

Hmmmm, this really is the true meaning of raised eyebrows? right??

Molly and Taffy

Dewey Dewster said...

Lacie....

Have ya been samplin' the vino fer the weddin'....ya sure sound like ya have gotten a bit tipsy but then ya always seem ta sound like that....did Mumsie really get that botox stuff ???? Now that's scary fer sure......no one's stickin' a needle inta Grams face....she says....cringin'....

Love the swimmin' pool pics....we need ta get ours out.....but then it's been a bit chilly around here lately....enjoy....

Dewey Dewster here....

the professionals said...

i sure hope your mums brow comes back

Cassie said...

Oh Lacie you are such a silly little girl! Sweet that you are concerned for your momma though. Tell your mommy that her brow should relax soon. I've done the "bone-tox-ikhk" deed several times (doesn't last long) and it usually took at least a week before things looked good. Never had the eyebrow problem though. Just took a while to plump up! ONce again I have the 2 huge furrows between my eyes.Ugh.Time to go get a refresher?? X-Cassie (Hootie and Baby's mommy)

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh Lacie girl!!! We love your Mumsie, but, aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom is laffin sooo hard. )Not AT your mumsie, WITH her...) too funny.
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter