The Lakeland Exercise Program!

Laciegirlie here.

Isn't this an artsy pic? Balancing the poop shovels against the adversity of life?

I'm concerned about my brothers. While I was visiting Mango's Estate (and don't believe a word of that nonsense that Mango Mouth reported....I certainly don't) my stoopid brothers just sat here and GOT FAT. So I deemed it prudent to have them start the Lakeland Exercise Program.

"Move It, Stanley or I'm gonna bite your butt...FASTER, FASTER!!!!!" Gotta admit the Dale has the LEAN down pat...

Doesn't he look some some giant oversized hulking bunny, here??? Lookit his ears!

"I'm gonna bite your tail off....FASTER, BOY, RUN!!!!"

Yeppers...lookit the snow the Dale's kicked up...and lookit Scruffy move...I did give him a little nippers too.....he's doin' that LEAN in the opposite direction!

"Hey, watch it...you stoopid Dale...your breath stinks!"

This looks like some sorta matin' ritual, but he is my brother....

Oops...posted this twice...ya gotta love my balance...doesn't Stan look miserable? (Lacie giggles..)

One giant leap for dogkind???? Or a clone of Peter Rabbit?

I think he might be getting tired?

Doesn't Scruffy look SQUARER? Mumsie's doin' a different kinda beardie trim on him...I think he's startin' to look like Jake of Two Special Wires...but Jake's cuter...

"Come on Scruffy...move it...move that foxy butt!!!!!"

Any dog or kitty lookin' to firm up those pesky problem areas just call me, Lacie. My motto is:

IF I DON'T RUN 'EM OFF YA, I'LL BITE 'EM OFF YA!!!!!!!

Kisses,

Laciegirlie!!!!

Collapseadale!!!

Scruffman here.... OK...so Babystan is a bit confoosed...he heard 'bout Biggie Z's PILE IT ON contest...but I think something got lost in the translation...I mean....look at Stanny...he started to walk on Bruvver's back to do some therapootic Dale zen back healin'....but he got tired and decided to collapse and participate in piling it on...

Here he is tryin' to wash Bruvver's face and give him a good ear cleanin'....

Bruvver's face got really red and he couldn't get up...

This is an odd house....should we enter this pic in the contest??

Respectful barks,

Scruffy

Wednesday Walkin', Khome On By.....!!!

Scruffy here...what the heck is happenin' 'round here....Lacie is sportin' pantyloons and some kinda weird tail....and she sways when she walks...it's khrazy.....

I mean lookie at the difference....when she looks like this she's been sayin' her jeans are WAAAAAAAY TOO TIGHT and that she feels like a 60 pound sack of flour stuffed into a 12 pound bag...weird huh...

And she's been so nice to Stan and me...I dunno...I just dunno....

Khonfused barkhs,

Skruffy

Khalm, Khool and Khollected Lacie!!!

Stanley here....something's goin' on with Lacie...she's changed...she's so khalm!! She keeps wantin' to go outside in the snow...

And she's been spendin' an inordinate amount of time in front of the mirror fluffing her tail...khombing it and puttin' it up on rollers, flatironin' it, braidin' it and whatever....

And lookit this...don't look at Mumsie...she's growin' her bangs out and looks like she's 110 years old...but lookit Lacie...she jumped up on Mumsie's lap last night and was KHUDDLING with Scruffy....that has NEVER happened....

And then there's this...she actually let Scruffy go out the door first today...like a polite dog...um...she looks a little different than usual....and instead of screechin' her usual TRA LA LA LA...it's more like woo woo woo?????

See??? I dunno what's goin' on...see first she was sorta peeved that all the Mango Minster judges got to go to the Estate and hang out and she wasn't invited...and then she got

KHALM...

It's too much for a Dale to ponder....

Thoughts?

Stanley

Iguanas Are Fallin' On Our Heads!!!!!

Lacie here...it seemed prudent for me to um take a little vacation AWAY FROM MUMSIE...she's been in a total SNIT 'bout me havin' that little adventure earlier in the week. BTW, she thanks everyone for their supportive comments....just for the record I TOTALLY RESENT PETEY'S COMMENT...somethin' bout Mumsie findin' me wedged between two trees three feet apart...AS IF my small tushie is that big....





SO...we thought we'd make a trip to Florida to visit Jake and Just Harry....you know...away from the snow and ice...WELL...turns out Florida is cold, too....sooooooo cold that these iguana guys.....

Hmm...this one is havin' a bad spine day....

ARE GETTIN' SO COLD THEY'RE GOIN' INTO HIBERNATION AND FALLIN' OUTTA THE TREES....

Sheesch...that would be like Mango meditatin' in a tree....SPLAT....

The thing is they aren't dead....JUST COLD......

Lookit this one with Jake and Harry...lyin' on his back tryin' to get a sun tan on his tummy! Hoomans have been puttin' em in the back of their cars to remove them from their property...guess it's no fun steppin' in or pickin' up iguana poop...'cept they're revivin' in the back of the cars!!!! That'd be like puttin' 5 sleeping wire foxies in the back of a car and waitin' to see what happens when they awaken....

Now Asta (who also was in the mood for a little trip) and I got tired of bein' PELTED with these iguanas....I mean, they could knock a tiny dog like me unconscious, not to mention messin' up my fur...wonder if they date??

So...we decided to start a new BIZNESS....sellin' UMBRELLAS...LOOKIE!

Yeppers...they offer COMPLETE PROTECTION...oh...the boots help too.....eliminates that pesky mess on the paws when ya step in the wrong direction....

Now, Jake, Harry, Stan and Scruffy decided to grill a few of these guys...but well um...let's just say the heat WOKE EM UP REALLY FAST...

Those stoopid Boyz must be halfway to Canada by now the way they took off....Asta and I are thinkin' 'bout organizin' a poker pawty with em...we're figurin' if they are still half asleep we have a fair chance to WIN ALL THEIR CASH...

Scaly Barks,

Laciegirlie

Lacie Lost, Then Found!, by Mumsie....

Mumsie here...a decade older than I was yesterday...upon arising I took the dogs out for their morning use of the outdoor facilities. It had snowed AGAIN....they were romping as usual and I grabbed a shovel to see how much snow we had on the driveway. I noticed Lacie wasn't pestering the boyz as she usually does...after a little while of shoveling I walked to the back to see what she was doing...no Lacie...I checked under the deck where she has a habit of getting stuck....no Lacie...I called and called her, but no response. PANIC!

I ran inside and grabbed a box of Cheerios and just stood there not knowing where even to look. We have woods on three sides of our yard.... tons of snow, 22 degrees still snowing hard and she um well HAD NO COLLARS ON. Nothing...well, she HAD just rolled out of bed and they are really good with the property lines. Not today. I could have kicked myself. Hard.

I went to the far back edge of our yard where they have NEVER tried to escape. There were fresh pawprints. Yes, I attemped to track her....and it worked. Between screeching for her, shaking the cheerio box and following those tiny pawprints, I found her. She was waaaaaaaaaay back in the woods. And cold and shaking. So was I!! It was like looking for a needle in a haystack. I am so grateful!

I checked her electric collar and found it wasn't even working...not that it was even on her. It will be fixed pronto and they will NOT go out without them ever again...we will be reviewing the boundaries...

When interviewed, Lacie made these comments:

"Honestly, Mumsie, I don't know why the &*&# I went back there. I mean, I hadn't even had my breakfast. It's so unusual for me to be the troublemaker.....I'm actually surprised you saw me...I mean, my derriere is so tiny that when I turn sideways I'm totally invisible...."

Sheesch...alls well that ends well....

Still quaking in her boots,

Mumsie

Scruffy's New Year's Resolution...Never to Insult Lacie Again!.....

Yes, it's Scruffy...we all wanna wish ya a Happiest New Year!!...Yes, I came back home after havin' a fabulous time at Asta's, Archie's, and Mango's.... 'Member i left after Mumsie so cruelly tossed the slipper at me....ya might wanna check out Mango's post 'bout my visit there...my tummy's never been so full!!

Mumsie's finger is wonderfully infected and she has some big nasty horse pills to take. I still think she shouldn't have referred to me as Fecal Face when she explained to her doctor what happened...sheesch....

Now I want ya to compare this pic of Lacie standin' in the snow above....
And this pic here....hmm...Noah sent us this...his Peeps found this kid in New Zealand...looks like really familiar? Like VERY familiar.... It's a Lakie/Foxy cross...so I sent this letter out to some of the boyz....no, it's not
X STORK SHUN...just a friendly newsy letter to the boy wires...and Noah and Mango....

Dear all Male Foxy Wires, a certain Dale and Asta just so ya know.....

This is Scruffy. Mumsie just got this interestin' pic from Noah's mom who saw this half Lakie and half Foxy? (does this leave ya out Noah?) on their trip in New Zealand...

I'm thinkin' Lacie may be needin' some pup support...just send your monthly checks to:

Scruffy Bone Fund

In His New Money Making Adventure

The Burgh, PA USA

DNA testing isn't required cuz that would bring in less cash. Oh, and Lacie doesn't know about this. I dunno why Mango is on this list. Wait...is this pup sudsing???

Your attention to this little M BARE ASSING matter is greatly appreciated.

Very truly yours,

Scruffy

Ok...so ya won't believe the replies I've gotten back...all sorts of things like..."Impossible, I don't have my boy bits..."..."I've never been to New Zealand..."..."I don't know how"..."There is plenty of the Mango to go around!!"....actually one dog wanted a comparison shot of the pup's butt to compare it with Lacie's....

OK...here goes...the first LACIE BUTT INSULT OF 2010.....

(Stop insulting Lacie? Never!....)

Here is the backside of the ? spawn of Lacie....

NUFF SAID, ?????????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA....I'm a bit underfunded right about now due to some poker losses over the howlidays...please pay up boyz....and well, there is NO NEED to mention this to little Lacie...you know how we don't like to upset her....delicate litte thing that she is....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! SNORT......!!!!!

Scruffman